I assume you came to this page because I said something witty and you wanted more. Don't worry boys there's more. I am a very self conscious ginger and the finer things in life such as Tom Hiddleston, Bendadict Cumonherbunbatches jokes, and pointing out typos. There are no photos of me on here, so sorry you don't get to perv.
My girl wandered onto my parents' deck 12 years ago in the rain at dinner time and hasn't left me since then.
I love snatch! The movie was pretty good too.
Hi, I know my shit stinks (badly) however anyone who says they have all the answers, just has their head up their ass and still doesn't know
Your mom specifically...Im sorry, I didn't really mean that happy holidays
Do both have the chocolate/cocoa in them or just red?
I don't know how you managed to forget his daughter was Murphy, they said it once every 10 minutes @ minimum.
probably because people are getting tired of that shit.
Opportunity knocks but if you are blacked out face down in a pile of your own vomit you won't hear.
What are you their mom? let them live a little.
from a magical place.
http://herecomesdaredevil.ytmnd.com/
Guys, its been EATING at him.
put a phallic object into your butt, on that arm chair right now!
Ugh I fucking hate small pockets I want to punch you in the mouth for making blankets with small pockets.
I would tell you that "has" is not correct grammar in that sentence and you are not part of the master race.
Steps to british breakfast: 1) Tell indian servant to put english muffin into oven 2) make tea, something proper like earl grey 3) bad teeth
I had no difficulty at all. Irish wristwatch.
he clearly says "gad"
you know that's one I from something very fulfilling, but I am here now so let's get to it.
...What?
The body can produce kids with one, but that one ovary has to do the work of two and can lead to complications with conceiving and/or birth
And how much will I be making as a partner?
and riding off into the sunset on a motorcycle wasn't cheesy?
What is your job?
Is it aluminum? Why'd mig not go well? I do have a heliarc machine but I'm taking courses on how to use it.
Is it aluminum? Why'd mig not go well? I do have a heliarc machine but I'm taking courses on how to use it.
How about a list for people that work 80% of the time they are awake?
Mechanic/welder/plumber/electrician....be my friends y'all. I only have 3, one of them is my dog.
I need somebody, (*black choir echo* somebody) anybody (aanyyboody) to tell me where the Jimmy Carr and Steven Fry ones are from(frooom).
I cant take it any Morman all these religious jokes are killing me.