NotTodaySucker

119 pts ยท April 16, 2023


why is it always a female dog, that takes shit baths? my male ones didn't, my female did... same with my friend's dogs

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

weekend at Bernies..

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

maybe his pants ripping? it's not like I want to see his ass, but flashing his diapers would be the ultimate cherry on top

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's the same over the top lying as the orange turd uses. i.e. "140% discount on medicine". It makes it rather obvious if some one is a dog damn populistic ass

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

can some one explain it to me like I am 5?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

uhm you paint. you don't take down the wallpaper unless it has pattern that would shine through or so many coats of paint, that it can't hold more. my childhood room had at least 4 different paint jobs in 15 years and the paper was the original one

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pay someone to put a GPS tracker, a bell/loudspeaker thingy and a flag on the snail... it's either too heavy to move, or it's trackable

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Metal cage without a blanket or even a sheet of wood to sit on and calming/stress signals. That's one mistreated dog

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#25 thats cheesy

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

uber eats ?

11 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

are we talking volume or weight?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

edit: root not admin->even more power to F-up

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That shit would never fly normally. If I create an account at our firm they are restricted access and I have a digital trail showing who wanted the account. Unless you are a higher up you can't even ask for an account for yourself. I will need a third person giving their OK first.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As far as I understand it they asked for admin accounts to be created without of documentation that they were created. so if any one asks nobody can proof it was DOGE that wanted them created. Which is especually damning if ...sorry: when they are misused. So when they are used by say...the russians or any other "spy" the account creator is fucked and it can't be prooven DOGE is at fault. Add to that they asked for security measures like double authentification to be disabled...

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do you give him the devils end of the banana?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

fish in cups? really? that's only ok for transport.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If they are any good they try to get you to fokus on the things you can influence... there is a diagram of the zones that influence you and the ones you can influence. It's not a magic cure, but it can help. side note: it's not constant or easily done... and the first sessions can suck and feel like you are stuck.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Many know but either don't care or justify buying these breeds with a "but mine is healthy" lie to themselves. I had a ex coworker show me her frenchy proudly... when I told her off she said "but according to my vet she is healthy for a frenchy, she just needs eyedrops the rest of her life"...FOR A FRENCHY..that means in fact, that she is NOT healthy..never mind eyedrops twice a day for her whole f-ing life.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Seems like we share a brother...welcome to he family? I call it General Guilt effect- since generally everyone else is guilty/at fault but him.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As part of the 94%: what the toddler with anger issues in the body of a pensioner does has effect on most of us too. if he keeps unstabilizing the US and meddling in Ukraine we will suffer no matter how big the pond between us is.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is my hope. He has nothing holding over their head once they are appointed. So IF they decide to disregard what he wants there is not a lot holding them back... note the big IF.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

at this point I am up for a betting pool..or a bingo card

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a new years goal: donate to as many organisations trumpet and muskrat defund/diss/etc as I can

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gosh,..the mean looks I got for snort laughing. I remember it decades later

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0