NotTimon

125782 pts ยท September 18, 2013


I've been suspended from chat with no explanation! UNSUSPEND ME YOU BASTARDS

Don't downplay it. You could be a grocery store clerk over here and have a house and kids, no skill required.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well it's gone forever now. The shadow mods removed it because it's a "no-no word". WHILE THE ASS ITSELF IS FINE.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an American in Bavaria right now, these people are incredibly friendly.

4 years ago | Likes 337 Dislikes 2

You had me at porn game

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeeeeaaaaah! Hell yeah! Shit yeah girl! What's up I'm Timon

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

400Z isn't real, but look up Proto Z

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

True. Still, I'm not into younger girls. Then again no one will date me, so maybe it's just me.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

What did you get?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom literally left me and my sister in the car for this reason. They would steal the car, but not if it included stealing kids.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Some are for sure, but concept is solid. Bitcoin will be around for a long time.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

One time I was smoking weed in a hot tub and I could hold my breath for over a minute. Busted out a timer. Shits cray

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, because he is hot you fuck. Anyone can carry that child, 45lbs max

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Oh fuck, I'm already on the tingle/numb phase

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I almost read half of these before the ADD kicked in

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, there were two weird guys on opposite ends of the spectrum: one who wore swim trunks, and one who had absolutely no shame at all.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Where the fuck are the pixels!? It's 2021, I'm looking at you @OP

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

It's a little edgy.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm so distracted by that bridge, that looks like some serious engineering!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck them kids

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

How big are these storms? Like would earth fit in one?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Commenting on accident

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn son

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's gender specific, if it were the other way it is reverse cuckled

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's the original?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Someone who likes it when someone else fucks their lady

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This guy fucks

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Don't forget Michigan

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0