NotShortJustFunSized

1641 pts ยท May 8, 2014


Introverted. Shy. Not the same thing, exactly, though they often go together. Sarcastic, but mostly harmless. I'm engaged to the most fantastic guy. Oddly enough, I met him through Imgur, and I seduced him with my awkwardness. It's a thing that apparently works for some girls.

Does anyone else ever fear that the film Idiocracy is prophetic?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You can't fool me by calling it a bunny anything, that is a damn nope

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

The shot w/ her holding his boots and the man himself 'shopped in as a 'ghost' looking after her bugged me almost as much.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a lapsed/inactive Mormon, even I must tell you that you're incorrect here.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guy I knew used to have a rooster with a noose around its neck on his shin. Y'know, 'cuz his cock hangs below his knee.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought nothing could have been worse than Roseanne's rendition. I was wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My ovaries exploded. Hopefully he hasn't gnawed his leg off yet, though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Extroverts get a "charge" out of socializing in groups, and introverts find that more draining. -shrug- (2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But is it equally awkward for all? Some people are much better at making new friends & socializing than others. (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

to the kitchen staff, I don't see an issue with that kind of thing. Owners pocketing the tips for "whatever" is the big issue, imo. (2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hear what you're saying, but having seen my mom work her @ss off as a waitress, and also seen her happy to "donate" 25% of her tips (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... here is the idea that owners can do with the tips *whatever they see fit*. Pooling tips *can* be done reasonably & fairly (3/3)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That said, from experience most "behind the scenes" are paid min. wage, at least, where servers may not be. What I take issue with (2/?)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I beg to differ. The food also needs to be good. The dishes also have to be clean. If the dishes are dirty and the food sucks... (1/?)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gin. Let's all have some and not argue over silly things. =)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Way to dad. +1

8 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 3

... in the place where you live. Now face North. Think about direction, wonder why you haven't before.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lost my sh-t at humanity's boner wave.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I am so sorry for your loss @OP. I know just how much this hurts, and there are no words. :'(

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So sorry for the loss of your beauitful furry friend, @OP.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Where's the beef?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think that first one got into the catnip!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Nebraskan, expected Nebraska to lack a presence here...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cute kitty. So sorry for your loss.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Victory for Sylvanas.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an art student when nude models were necessary for.portraits, they were... provided during class, so to speak.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's hard to see but "send nudes".

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Things happening fast isn't always bad... but communication about expectations, wants, and fears is vital. Soooooo TALK to her. =) (2/2)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Met fiance here on Imgur. Knew how I felt about him within days after we started talking. Been together almost 3 yrs. (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0