NotQuiteHillaryClinton

528 pts · April 17, 2012


Golden - his parents are red Goldens, so he should be like a copper color once he grows into his floof

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“I didn’t sign up for this!” - all the kitties

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can I, like, borrower said puppy and take for a walk? And then keep on walking and walking and walking until we get back to my house?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Repost like 4 years ago. Upvote whore - at least be original.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Purr-stapo. Heil Kitler!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Every time you stroke a golden, you're stroking me

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I did this same exact thing the first time I saw a penis

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's me when I wanna starts a drunk fight

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who's a good boy? Yes you are!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's not an XL

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm well aware that this posted twice and I'm too lazy to take it down. Not only cannot read, but I suck at technology too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I 100% don't give a shit Whimper.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I do too actually.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that's also your face during cloitus.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Max appreciates the sentiment

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My grandmother is from Georgia, so you're close!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, I am at a bar and not behind the wheel. My cousin wants me to say hello.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Polygamist pooches

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Precisely

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who doesn't love clogged arteries? Now, if I clogged a different "artery", it'd be a different story.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It does, actually. I like my meat like I like my men - flanky and lanky.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He'll be a fan of this. And my Horsey Mac n Cheese

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spicier than your dad's sausage.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The fact that you have three Goldens turns me on immensely.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone says that the 90s weren't the time to be alive is lying to themselves.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a CatFact!!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I like my bacon like I like my men, chewy and flexible.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Who ever keeps down voting this is clearly a vegan or a fucking moron. Seriously, it's bacon.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what she said

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0