Roast me, toast me, burn me to a crisp.

Jul 22, 2016 11:15 PM

Roast me, toast me, burn me to a crisp.

I'm bored and drinking. Away you go!

Nah. Just go away.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Are you trying to decide whether you should spit or swallow?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The eyes of a psycho

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I assume the sun already does that.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Didn't I see your profile on Cousins Only . Com ?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i'd eat your booty like a bag of groceries. Btw, your left eye is farther away from your nose than the right, probably due to being inbred.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

you use the term funny quite loosely

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

you look like hollywood

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Your nose looks like dopeys head

9 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Bored and drinking? And driving?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@OP Your dog is awesome in your other posts. Shit. I think I did this incorrectly.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Max appreciates the sentiment

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably shouldn't be behind the wheel

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The hedge in your rearview grabs my attention more than you do.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I looked like you I would be drinking as well and quite a lot.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You have...really pretty eyes! Wait, I'm doing this wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I don't know what to say really.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You look like a respectable member of this community

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You're a piece of shit. There, roasted.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You look like you're from Georgia.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My grandmother is from Georgia, so you're close!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With a chin like that, I have to assume your father is Jay Leno.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well, I am at a bar and not behind the wheel. My cousin wants me to say hello.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your eye is giant while the other is normal.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have it too. It's annoying. Not visible in day to day life. But on every. Damn. Photo.. -_-

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0