19682 pts ยท March 2, 2017
I'm here to fuck bitches and eat lollipops, and I'm all out of bitches.
I have bad news for you...
Are you hitting on me?
Why does the boy have to set up the date? Chicks can buy knives and heroin.
If her name is Janet, she fucks.
If that happens, just say yes. Afterwards you can back out in a private talk.
I get it. I just want a few hours where no one expects anything out of me.
For real tho, is that Justin Bieber? The kid?
Then why don't you marry him!?
Just like eating ass
"Petting a dog counts as partying" - Andrew WK
Oh Hal
Boomer AF
Edge is back kids. I called it a few years ago when he started doing DDPYOGA
What?
Minimum Wage is going up to $15 so it's worth it
What's not to love? They say a swear!
I haven't taken my wireless earbuds out in five years
Let's be real, some of those are hard.
If you haven't read the article and realized it's clickbait bullshit post about boycotting Nestle
My wife's last name was Moore and mine is Bacon so she hyphenated.
I hope he hit that little bitch with a rock bottom for the backtalk
That's why I only shit at work.
Listen man, I don't even want to see the word Bret Hart and Talent in adjoining sentences, alright?
True. And the series was so promising.
I live in rural Illinois and have gigabit internet.
Can we all admit the Marty was the real talent?
We shouldn't defend him to PETA. That implies he did something offensive. Let's just ignore them.
And the cost to renew your car registration will go up. We can't have nice things
That's awesome. Why is it funny? Is there a joke I'm missing?
This guy is the Big Bang Theory of Twitter.
I have bad news for you...
Are you hitting on me?
Why does the boy have to set up the date? Chicks can buy knives and heroin.
If her name is Janet, she fucks.
If that happens, just say yes. Afterwards you can back out in a private talk.
I get it. I just want a few hours where no one expects anything out of me.
For real tho, is that Justin Bieber? The kid?
Then why don't you marry him!?
Just like eating ass
"Petting a dog counts as partying" - Andrew WK
Oh Hal
Boomer AF
Edge is back kids. I called it a few years ago when he started doing DDPYOGA
What?
Minimum Wage is going up to $15 so it's worth it
What's not to love? They say a swear!
I haven't taken my wireless earbuds out in five years
Let's be real, some of those are hard.
If you haven't read the article and realized it's clickbait bullshit post about boycotting Nestle
My wife's last name was Moore and mine is Bacon so she hyphenated.
I hope he hit that little bitch with a rock bottom for the backtalk
That's why I only shit at work.
Listen man, I don't even want to see the word Bret Hart and Talent in adjoining sentences, alright?
True. And the series was so promising.
I live in rural Illinois and have gigabit internet.
Can we all admit the Marty was the real talent?
We shouldn't defend him to PETA. That implies he did something offensive. Let's just ignore them.
And the cost to renew your car registration will go up. We can't have nice things
That's awesome. Why is it funny? Is there a joke I'm missing?
This guy is the Big Bang Theory of Twitter.