Lol no shit. Still ugly tho.

9 years ago | 1 0

Hot Cheetos and cream cheese...

9 years ago | 6 0

Hell yeah. Try it with a sunny-side up egg inside. The yold will ooze out and its delicious in a sandwich.

9 years ago | 10 0

I would have cleaned the plate. It might have made your creation look a little more appetizing... lol just kidding.

9 years ago | 2 0

Hidious

9 years ago | 1 0

Theyre not ice cold. You did it wrong.

9 years ago | 1 1

"Tldr: Fucked for first time, bled, scared shittless. Am I gonna die?"

9 years ago | 5 0

Dont know where it goes

9 years ago | 1 0

Yes I did too hahah

9 years ago | 1 1

Maybe he is dead.

9 years ago | 2 2

Omg thats my baby Caroline

9 years ago | 1 1

I'm trying to laugh, but I just cant. You're dumber than a bag of rocks.

9 years ago | 30 0

Youre stupid

9 years ago | 1 1

Tell your wife ASAP before you give in and accidentally become a child molester. I would have woken up my wife right then and there.

9 years ago | 1 1

So, still 0?

9 years ago | 92 3

But why though?

9 years ago | 4 0

So ugly.

9 years ago | 1 1

Please throw more cooking tips at me!

9 years ago | 1 1

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9 years ago | 2 1

Will do!

9 years ago | 1 1

All this becausr you want your 15 mins of fame with ellen degeneres? Wow. You are truly pathetic.

9 years ago | 1 1

You are seriously stupid. If you have the possibility of not having that attached, take it. Dont be an idiot. All just because you want your

9 years ago | 1 1

Stitch looks crocked. Learn how to keep a straight line. Practice more.

9 years ago | 1 6

Wtf am I looking at?

9 years ago | 1 1

Youre going to ask to keep it? I hope you mean to literally keep the shit bag in your possesion and not keep it attached to you.

9 years ago | 2 1

Sometimes I want kids. Other times I dont. Would you recommend?

9 years ago | 3 2

Mine failed as well. But I had an abortion.

9 years ago | 62 9

That tea looks so delicious. I woke up with a sore throat this morning. That would be perfect right now.

9 years ago | 3 0