NotMichaelAtAll

26510 pts ยท March 27, 2015


My Cake day is March 27th. I just want to have that somewhere on here.

#22 but there are only 40 miles in that picture

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I deleted that several years ago

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 minutes so far. 8 Glorious, bulky minutes.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I put my head to her chest, only to hear the buzzing of bees.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

here you go, people.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same, but with people.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

GABE THE GLUEMAN DEGROSSI EVERYBODY

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine is made entirely of emoji's. I bet you didn't even know that was possible.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Micycle

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://xkcd.com/286/ it begins...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You sacrifice is appreciated

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck you and your pineapple-pizza hating ways. I eat what I want.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Once upon a time it did. Then fire nation attacked.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

needs some motion blur on his chopping hand

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

death man

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Clams don't have teeth" is right where I lost it

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

High Asshole Musical

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was also my favorite.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For which today is 2017-03-14, and those last 4 digits are Pi. For those of you unfamiliar with dates.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you're between two people you can do 2-4-6 and hug them both

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nonononono, it's 17-03-14, yy-mm-dd allows for easy sorting.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're an all star

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Existential Dread Man

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, if the poor, unemployed people die, the unemployment rate goes down. Checkmate, atheists.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0