NotCreativeEnoughToThinkOfSomethingOriginal

18012 pts ยท September 21, 2012


Oh shit, haven't updated this in ages. I find data sexy because I'm a data analyst.

Pretty sure this specific species only lives up to a month.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Bruh, if you have this as your alarm you need to see a therapist.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

You can clearly see teeth at 4 seconds. Are you one of them people who gets angry at things they know nothing about?

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 15

No, they're fired for skipping work.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get on the level of eastern europeans bro. I started smoking when I was 10 and drinking when I was 12.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I had sex with your mom when I was 12, in a COD lobby.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't think so bucko. Your country has nukes, you gotta stay and fix that shit...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, it's Bob Odenkirk

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Irish are offended

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I worked in the towers I probably would've survived because I am always late.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The irony is that if the company has at least a little technical knowledge and tends to need help with more complicated matters, IT truly is useless.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't it flop in the box office?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Made me fucking yawn

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Laughs in Irish.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Caring what a bunch of kids this is not the right path to self-improvement.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Gone all out for pride month

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Horny? straight to jail

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Foster dog? As opposed to what? Biological dog?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

You smell like bacon, pig.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Did my master's during covid. Was the easiest shit ever, top grade and most of the time professors would grade nicer because of the "world situation"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mothafucka looks like a stuffed toy handed down for like 3 generations.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 curry

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So the scientists were dogs?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jesus are people posting about finding an apartment as a huge deal these days? What is the world coming to.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Saying it wrong though. It's worster sauce/

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who was giving the handies?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1