NotActuallyADog

3176 pts ยท September 28, 2011


I'm not funny.

My boyfriend has this shirt and wore it all the time. Everyone would always say something and we he'd get uncomfortable. Wtf? Lol

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No, but he's obviously not a dog.

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I'm relevant!

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You're not wrong. I've taken laxative and all I can manage are little baby poops.

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No clue. Didn't even know I was constipated. Just didn't feel the need to poop. Lol

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You're right.

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horribly crippling pain. I couldn't stand up right. Had no idea I was constipated until the doctor x-rayed me.

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I pooped like a day or two prior. I just didn't realize I was this constipated. Until I ate a few donut holes and was slowly overcome with

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I've had a lot of those tonight. Risky ones....

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Yeah, same? I didn't realize that I was even backed up. Just started having insane stomach pain... so weird.

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LOL this made my night- and it's been a rough night.

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Oh god that's a scary thought...

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Thanks, Doc.

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I was kind of twisted up during the x-ray. Trying to relieve pressure on one side...

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There can only be one of us..

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It's my birthday!

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Please god.

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Can someone explain what this is from? My friend wants to know.

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Relevant.

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Doesn't work

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I spy a hot pink nipple..

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Flaming Hot Memes*

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What the hell lol

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Where's all your up votes??

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My boyfriend was not amused.

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Lmfao

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