NotACopSeriously

668 pts ยท January 12, 2014


Move along. Nothing to see.

'what, we can't keep going?' um no you fuck!

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

yup, i bled for a few hours afterwards. prob the worst pain ive ever felt bc it didn't subside very quickly. and that fucker ex was like 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

there had to be at least 1 smartass in here, thanks for clarifying things for them :P

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

mine doesnt get that yet...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sean Penn And Gennifer Goodwin??

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sooooo....there was money put into your pocket then?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

people are still naming their kids yolanda?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is it written in elvish or something?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

black on dark blue on a phone is no fun.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whoa...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i always wondered where the meme still came from.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i have never seen this gif before. wow.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i wish my cats did this

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

did your tv act possessed all night?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

historically, it totally was.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that kid should never play baseball...where the fuck was he aiming at

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you have no idea how often this actually happens. although normally it's 6 am and its the paper guy.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

doesn't want to open, so you gotta start stabbing it with a knife and sawing at the seam. and it just turns into a mess. so be lucky it pops

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'd rather it scare me than not pop open like all the ones i've bought lately. then you gotta bang that shit on the counter and it STILL 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For Serious

12 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

also, that utica crib looks much more appealing than a straight jacket

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i was sad when this post ended...make more!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

aerogel-can i insulate my house with it?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its fucking cold out, put me back in the house!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they make other puppies?? im not the only one??

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i have literally no idea how that reflection is working in the first one. the angle he is standing at could never reflect that...

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 9

and i fucking love it.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

cause its so big and its going so fast, how the fuck do you gauge where it's trajectory is??!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would shit myself from shock if this happened in front of me.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

fuck da po-lish

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0