Gift ideas for science geeks

Mar 16, 2014 10:30 AM

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Aerogel

Also known as frozen smoke, Aerogel is the world's lowest density solid, clocking in at 96% air. It's basically just a gel made from silicon, except all the liquid has been taken out and replaced with gas instead. If you hold a small piece in your hand, it's practically impossible to either see or feel, but if you poke it, it's like styrofoam.
Aerogel isn't just neat, it's useful. It supports up to 4,000 times its own weight and can apparently withstand a direct blast from two pounds of dynamite. It's also the best insulator in existence, which is why we don't have Aerogel jackets: it works so well that people were complaining about overheating on Mt. Everest.

Get it from here: http://www.buyaerogel.com/
The cheapest is about $10

EcoSphere

Inside these sealed glass balls live shrimp, algae, and bacteria, all swimming around in filtered seawater. Put it somewhere with some light, and this little ecosystem will chug along happily for years, no feeding or cleaning necessary, totally oblivious to the fact that the rest of the world exists outside.

EcoSpheres came out of research looking at ways to develop self-contained ecosystems for long duration space travel. They're like little microcosms for the entire world, man. But ask yourself: are we the shrimp, or the algae?

Price: $80 for the smallest
http://www.eco-sphere.com/

EDIT:
It has been brought to my attention that the habitat for the shrimp(s) might be questionable. I encourage you to do some research of your own before buying it. This is a review from amazon that has some interesting points http://www.amazon.com/review/R39YUFJKTH4NEF/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R39YUFJKTH4NEF

Mars Rock

NASA has been trying to figure out how to get a sample of rock back from Mars for a while now. You can beat them to the punch and pick up a little piece of the red planet without having to travel a hundred million miles, by just taking advantage of all the rocks Mars sends our way.

Every once in a while, a meteorite smashes into Mars hard enough to eject some rocks out into orbit around the sun. And every once in a while, one of these rocks lands on Earth. It doesn't happen often, but it does happen, and whoever finds the meteorite is allowed to cut it up into bits and sell it to people who want to have their very own piece of another planet.

Price: $20++
http://www.meteoritemarket.com/TSS.htm

Gömböc

The Gömböc is a self-righting object, which means that no matter which way you put it down, it stands itself back up. It's like a Weeble, except it doesn't cheat by having a weight at the bottom, and it's the only shape that can do this.

The existence of a shape with these properties was conjectured in 1995, but it took ten years for someone to figure out how to actually make one that worked. And then everyone was embarrassed when it turned out that turtles had evolved this same basic shape in their shells a long time ago, to make it easier for them to roll themselves back over if they get flipped.

Price: $199
http://www.gomboc-shop.com/standard-gomboc.html

Violet Laser Pointer

It's no longer geeky enough to have a red laser pointer, or a green laser pointer, or even a blue laser pointer. Keep moving up the spectrum until you get to violet, and you'll find the new hotness at 405 nanometers.

So what's next year's new color going to be? It's looking like orange, but they're not quite what I'd call affordable yet. Something to look forward to for next year, especially if you're going for your own personal laser rainbow.

Price: $70+
http://www.biglasers.com/purple-laser-pointers

Edit:
@Ds2k7 informed me that you can get these from ebay for less than $8

Gallium

Gallium is a silvery metal with atomic number 31. It's used in semiconductors and LEDs, but the cool thing about it is its melting point, which is only about 85 degrees Fahrenheit. If you hold a solid gallium crystal in your hand, your body heat will cause it to slowly melt into a silvery metallic puddle. Pour it into a dish, and it freezes back into a solid.

While you probably shouldn't lick your fingers after playing with it, gallium isn't toxic and won't make you crazy like mercury does. And if you get tired of it, you can melt it onto glass and make yourself a mirror.

Price: $50+
http://www.mcssl.com/store/gallium-source

Miracle Berries

By themselves, Miracle berries don't taste like much. The reason to eat them is that they contain a chemical called miraculin that binds to the sweet taste receptors on your tongue, changing their shape and making them respond to sour and acidic foods.

The upshot of this effect is that some things you eat taste spectacularly different. Straight Tabasco sauce tastes like donut glaze. Guinness tastes like a chocolate malt. Goat cheese tastes like cheesecake. After about an hour of craziness, your taste buds go back to normal, no harm done.

Price: $15
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ab3f/

DNA Genotyping

There's nothing more personal than someone's own DNA. And there are ways to give the gift DNA that won't get you children or arrested. With just a little bit of spit, you can get an genotype analysis that will reveal fun insights about longevity, intelligence, susceptibility to diseases, and even food preferences.

While the technology hasn't reached the point where you can affordably get a complete sequence of an entire genome, looking at specific markers is still good enough to suggest some things worth looking out for while spurring a lively nature versus nurture debate.

Price: $100
https://www.23andme.com/

Klein Bottle

If you want to give a mathematician something to try to wrap their head around, a Klein bottle is a good place to start. A real Klein bottle is an object with no inside and no outside that can only exist in four dimensions. These glass models exist in three, which means that unlike the real thing, they can actually hold liquid.

The difference between the models and the real thing is that by adding an extra dimension, you can make it so that the neck of the bottle doesn't actually intersect the side of the bottle. Take a couple aspirin and try to picture that in your head.

Price: $35
http://www.kleinbottle.com/baby_klein.htm

Giant Plush Microbes

They're cute! They're fuzzy! They're potentially deadly! All of the microbes, bacteria, and viruses that you know and love (or maybe not) are available in huggable forms about a million times larger than real life. In the picture are gonorrhea, syphilis, mono, and herpes.

These giant plushes are the perfect way to make the holidays even more awkward, when you present your friends with a variety of adorable STDs. Microbiologists, at least, will appreciate that they're more or less anatomically correct, too.

Price: $9
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/main/giantmicrobes-originals/

Ferrofluid

Magnetic particles suspended in oil never looked so sexy. That's all a ferrofluid is, and it looks pretty gross until you put it in close proximity to a magnet, at which point it grows spikes all over the place as the fluid flows out along magnetic force lines.

Ferrofluids are found in everything from speakers to hard drives, but it's much more fun to play with when when you've got a puddle of it naked and out in the open.

Price: $40
http://www.amazon.com/Ferrofluid-Science-Project-Assorted-Magnets/dp/B00126LZD2/

A penny for your time

my mom has a 3D printed Klien bottle which is also a bottle opener. It cracks her up far more than it should.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What does it do? It doesn't fall over. How much does it cost? Eh, about $200.

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I am so going to give The Clap to my husband for our anniversary.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-15788735 aerogel is no longer the least dense. But at least you can obtain it and looks/is still cool.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fucking science man.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've had miracle berries, you can drink a bottle of lemon juice, just tastes like lemonade, so nice!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I remember the Gömböc from QI. Also about the ecosystem one, what about when the shrimp dies?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nevermind, it's covered here: http://www.eco-sphere.com/care.html

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need more money.

12 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 1

I made the mistake of talking about the Plush Microbes in bio once. I think me saying "Syphilis is adorable." scared some classmates.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I just imagined my bathroom mirror melting after I take a steamy shower

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That seems like an awesome prank to pull on someone: Replace their mirror with one made with gallium, then wait.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is a really informative post surprisingly

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

NEVER touch Aerogel with your bare hands. The silicon is so dry it removes the moisture instantly. Wear a respirator if you cut it as well.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

MSDS says wear rubber gloves and a respirator.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can those berries make salads and fruit taste like cheeseburgers and pizza? Just asking...

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

it mainly makes sour stuff sweet almost all fruit is sweeter http://youtu.be/0sbGg31RJ3w

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, especially when you put cheeseburgers and pizza on top of the salads.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think this is the real question. Imagine how easy it would be to eat healthy, if salad tasted like candy?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did we just crashed buyaerogel's website?

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

http://www.aerogel.org/ I found this on google theres a link to buy

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The link sends to buyaerogel, no? ;)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol, yeah it does x) but I didnt know that when i sent out the links; just got carried away lol

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's not around any more since this is from a 4 year old article OP copied word for word and didn't give credit for?

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

http://www.dvice.com/archives/2010/12/11_cheap_gifts.php

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

"wow, what an odd coincidence! op may be connected with this dvice writer" said me just now sarcastically

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

$100 is cheap gift? I feel so poor.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

well as far as nerdy thing go, yeah.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You and me both - "a card" is a cheap gift from me. (the miracle berries are under $20, tho, so they qualify.)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The violet 405nm laser can be had for much, much cheaper. Like < $20.

12 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

I still have to imagine an alligator to read greater/lesser than signs correctly...

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey, if the mnemonic works for you then keep on using it :)

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

yeah i bought a high powered one off the street in china (seriously it looked sketchy) for like 15 bucks, but it works really well

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yeah it prob has a badish heat sink in it and no filters to knock down the power of the beam but yeah

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

well that makes sense given i can light cigarrets with it

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If I give you $15 can you go get one for me?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yah, I bought a 3pack (650nm, 532nm, 405nm) from Amazon for $30 and they are all well over their rated 5mW. More like 20mW. Def not cat toys

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

23andMe got shut down for medical DNA genotyping by the FDA, so the only thing you can get from them now is info about your genealogy.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I did 23andMe and I was under the impression they got that sorted out. Maybe it was for those who have already completed it, still too bad..

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

However, they will have your DNA on file and will be able to do genotyping when the FDA finishes its review (if it rules in favor).

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I bought a 405nm laser pointer for $8 on ebay, so I've got that going for me, which is nice

12 years ago | Likes 320 Dislikes 3

Bill?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I'd advise against buying cheap laser pointers as they often fail safety regulations and can cause permanent eye damage

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Which one is it?

12 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

1mW. Anything more is kinda illegal here

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Any chance I can buy Penny on ebay?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Is this one any good? http://www.ebay.com/itm/150711661002

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good for what?? What are you people doing with these beside playing with your cat?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lighting paper on fire?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

How much power?

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

1mW hahaha

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So many.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I replied to your comment.That's what i do sometimes, which is nice.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got mine on Amazon for like $10.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

which one

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apparently it no longer exits, but it was made by HitLights and was actually $8.98+shipping.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could they make thin layers of aerogel for insulating houses/my freezing apartment?

12 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 1

Best aerogel house insulating product are thin strips put on lumber framing in your roof to break the thermal bridge and retain heat better.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

They do. Even cooler, windows with aerogel in the middle that let in light but insulate better than most walls. Cabot makes the granules.

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I want this in my apartment! It's half windows and they all bleed heat from my place in the winter. Brrr.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We gave the aerogel site the imgur hug of death.

12 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 2

Here I found this on google, it has a 'buy' link http://www.aerogel.org/

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

omygawsh right, i cant even get on

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nor can I.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here I found this on google, it has a 'buy' link http://www.aerogel.org/

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here I found this on google, it has a 'buy' link http://www.aerogel.org/

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aerogel is nasty stuff, it'll suck the moisture right out of you. MSDS says wear rubber gloves and a respirator.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4,000 times it's own weight isn't saying much when it weighs a thousandth of a gram.

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it really is glorified Styrofoam I haw a piece at home that I got for helping whit an exhibition both at a show.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

It weighs nothing! It can support 4000 nothings!

12 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Weight is force, gram is mass. Just saying.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

thought the very same thing...came down to comment...saw yours...have my upvote. +1

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 6

Yes, but 1kg of it will withstand 4000kg of pressure.

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Actually it makes little sense to speak of strength in force per volume or force per mass. Strength is force / cross section area.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

But imagine how much of that it would take to add up to 1kg

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Imagine if we made one with all the matter in the universe. It'd be huge!

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

And yet still vastly smaller than the current size of the observable universe.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...>_>

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Blabla don't buy EcoSpheres, they're evil, yaddayadda.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago (deleted Mar 29, 2014 6:42 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

despite staying functional for some time, you're basically killing off the creatures inside very slowly. also some are taken from the wild.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So sad. thanks for letting me know

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There's reviews on Amazon mentioning it more detailed. Pretty much the same post was up before christmas, also some info there :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They actually kill them slowly, they say they live for "2-3 years" but in reality they should be living for 10+, they slowly eat themselves

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

that's so sad. Thanks for letting me know!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah no worries, just don't support the company that sells them! :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My brother did 23 and Me and we learned that we are at least .3% black! It's awesome because we're all very very white.

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I'm very interested in this. Would love to know what my DNA Says about me!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got 4% African, and 1% New Guinean, despite looking very white as well.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How much Neanderthal were you?

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I wanna order it too! How many specifics do they give you?

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

They actually no longer tell you your risk of certain diseases because the FDA stopped allowing them to, but you can still look it up. (1/2)

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

(2/2) They give you the raw data and you have to go to websites on gene studies to find what the data means. Check the amazon reviews.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They give you tons of specifics. They tell you your risk of certain diseases, what traits you most likely have, your heritage split up (1/2)

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

(2/2) by country/continent and you can choose your level of confidence. If your parents do it, it tells you what percentage you are of each.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Everyone has black ancestry!

12 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Alright yeah, but you know what I mean.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Type O- blood is independent of the Sumerian genotype altogether, but it is considered a mutation.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Negative

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ooh, I'm a mutation (Type-O Neg)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too (Redhead)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rest in Piece, Buyaerogel.com

12 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

I tried to open it but nothing happened--did it crash from heavy traffic?

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

imgur hug

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

/huggles* I found this! http://www.aerogel.org/

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry to be that person, peace*

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I actually meant to write "pieces" as a joke, but I even fucked that up, so it's cool, bro.

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Haha I wasn't sure, but my inner grammar nazi made me correct it anyways. You're cool people, bro.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I LOVE THE MICROBES. I have 5 of them. My students think they're weird.

12 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

I want to get a whole basket of them and give them to my high school Health teacher.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're just jealous.

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

RIGHT? I have pneumonia, penicillin, red blood cell, the flu and mono. They are SO cute. I want MRSA.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Taken out of context, that sounds... interesting. ''I want MRSA'' ... Whoa there, buddy ;)

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Nah, i already had it. It's no fun. I want to OWN MRSA. :)

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sorry to hear that you had MRSA, that can't have been nice. But hey, when you own it, you can stick pins in it or something for revenge ;)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Your students must be crazy. The microbes are freaking awesome!!!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My students are definitely crazy! <3

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i want the mad cow one so much! they're awesome

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's so spotted and adorable!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i know!!! i'm going to be so broke

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ask for it for your birthday? <3

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

good idea but a little late, my birthday just passed :/

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a fat cell.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have the HIV one.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oooooomeeeegeeee! The little adipocyte is SO CUTE.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I HAVE A KLEIN BOTTLE AND IT'S MATHEMATICALY AWESOME.

12 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

(WHICH IS THE BEST KIND OF AWESOME)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you mean that it's really math, man?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TOPOLOGICAL!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a bit too lazy to google what's the deal with it.. Looks like a weird bottle, but I guess it's something special after all.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

The inside is the outside.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ow, brain hurting! Can't completely calculate how that can work?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"No harm done" I thought to myself after consuming 5 bottles of Tabasco sauce, simply because it tasted like donuts

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It would still burn your throat I would imagine...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Suddenly: DIARRHEA!

12 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

A wild VIOLENT BOWEL MOVEMENT appears!

12 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

This should be higher. +1 sir

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

If you insert one pill in your rectum, your poop will slide out without any pain.

12 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago (deleted Mar 17, 2014 10:23 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Nuh uh.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It will also make it waterproof.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I am going to order 50 miracle berries, give them out at work and watch everyone lose their shit at lunch.

12 years ago | Likes 1931 Dislikes 3

this had 666 upvotes when I read your comment. Conclusion: you are the devil

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Yep, I've got my April Fools planned

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Its probably going to increase everyone's MP by 500

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Mp? like Magic Points in an rpg? whats MP?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Try vinegar (apple cider vinegar specifically), beer, lemons/limes, strawberries and other fruits, tequila... it's all awesome!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They really only work with like lemons and beer. It is an extremely over hyped item.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://youtu.be/0sbGg31RJ3w

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My point exactly, The picture is advertising the m berry tabs. The video he is using the fruit. WAYY more potent

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i have used the tabs and they work fine the berries only last a few days when picked so they are harder to get

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was thinking they'd be fun to give to stoners.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I got these and drank a whole glass of white vinegar. Protip it doesn't work as well for vinegar I think I nearly died.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ok I Have to ask..what did it taste like?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At first it tasted EXTREMELY sweet, like swallowing fun dip. It went downhill about 1/3 of the way through the glass.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've done it. We call it 'flavor tripping'. It's great for parties.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

it really only works on sour stuff/bitter. i ate like 3 whole lemons and it was as sweet as candy. latter my mouth burned from all the acid

12 years ago | Likes 450 Dislikes 1

that is so cutely stupid :D

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

cutely stupid ? trust me those lemons were soooo good. like eating lemonade.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here. Sliced up a lemon straight from a tree, and it was like super-sweet lemonade.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Wooow... I'd love to have that happen! Imagine if it was a cold lemon too :O

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I did lemons/grapefruit. I didn't know about tabasco and beer, I'd like to try it with those. Still worth it just to eat grapefruit

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What is grapefruit like with it? I dont like it much the normal way

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i hate it the normal way, but with the magic fruit stuff it was like the sweetest orange. really surreal taking a bite out of a grapefruit

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does it work on beer though. As someone who enjoys getting drunk but hates the taste of beer this seems like a good investment.

12 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 3

Try lambic beer, it's made with fruit instead of grains

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

like hard cider? That stuffs pretty damn good.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never had a chance to try it and don't know all the details. You should research it and get back to me on your new beer appreciation!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It said it made Guinness taste like chocolate malt, so I'd assume so

12 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

An IPA would probably taste like a dessert too

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

if you dont like beer just drink mixed drinks, its a acquired taste, it took me almost an entire year before i could say i liked beer

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

i dont remember it working on beer, mostly sour and bitter things it made them sweet, so maybe beer would be slightly sweeter

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Works on bitter flavors, which is what the hops in beer produces. I'd say yes.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

OP said guinness tastes like chocolate. Seems like a good investment then.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Drink something else tham beer. Like vodka, wont taste like beer and makes you drunk fast

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Vodka + Grapefruit <3

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I heard that 'blue moon' with an orange slice was really good. Some lady in the produce aisle stopped me and told me all about it

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes, Blue Moon is one of the better beers out there. It has more of a citrus flavor than a hops or wheat one.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Do you regret it?

12 years ago | Likes 174 Dislikes 0

no ragrets

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who has done the same, not at all.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

do i regret it ? no, it has a chemical that alters your taste buds for like 15 to 20 min, it was fun

12 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 0

Soooooooo, you're telling me I can get my tongue high?

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Just don't do it on an empty stomach. The acid is MURDER! Source: I'm an idiot.

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Highly doubt @itxtalone did.

12 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

No ragrets

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

You probably shouldn't use protection

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not even a single letter.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Orderen them right away. Im very curious :)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It could make oral so much better...

12 years ago | Likes 190 Dislikes 0

There are 2 kinds of people

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

........ NNOVETLJLDE FOR PRESIDENT.

12 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 3

SMELBORP FOR PRESIDENT

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I like the way these catch on, *doesn't know what to say* *moral panic* LUIGI!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My boyfriend told me about these months ago, really really wants me to get some so then I'll swallow....

12 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

I do it anyway, but it'd be so nice to actually enjoy the taste

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I don't like the texture and I hate the thought of my mouth being coated in that, then there's the taste to deal with....

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I try not to think about it...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Slow clap*

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Well, it might work once!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*order a lifetime supply*

12 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Did that test long ago, no luck...

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

really? Still tasted the same?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes the same. We were both devastated.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nooo.... my hope is ruined!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Actually serious question, I can't order them off the US site as I'm not living there. Can I get someone to send them to me?

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

You can search for Miracle Frooties, they should be available internationally.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Search amazon, the pictured ones are about 5-10 down and there are other brands

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

It'll also cure them of poisoning, paralysis, a burn, hypothermia, suddenly falling asleep, or confusion!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Try balsamic vinegar. It's like candy.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like that anyway!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Just read your posting and immediately went online and ordered some.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Come down cool satan

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We's like peas and carrots cuz I was thinking the exact same thing....

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Here take this" "What is it?" "oh.. um... vitamins" "I don't want it" "ok it's candy" "doesn't look like candy" "...:("

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Crush it into kool aid.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is so illegal :P

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Pffft illegal.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IKR! Vive la Resistance!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I've done this and holy shit does everyone go crazy

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So...uh...did you?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They have parties were you just taste everything once you eat one

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna eat one, take my family out for mexican food, and drink the tobasco. Show my brother who can eat spicier shit...

12 years ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 1

It doesn't do anything to spicey food and chili are sweet normally anyways. Also tobasco isn't even mild.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Then you'll be shitting fire for the next day!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Challenge him to do it too....

12 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

just a heads up, it changes the taste but does nothing to neutralize the capsaicin, the spiciness is still there

12 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

Yeah, spiciness isn't a taste bud thing, so makes sense since the berry affects taste buds, hmmm.. interesting.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeh but you can fake it for an hour and then cry yourself to sleep alone at home

12 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

I've used them several times and they don't change spicy. Just sour to sweet.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I was just imagining taking one and sitting on the subway chugging down an entire bottle of Tabasco sauce. The looks you'd get! xD

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Or you could just take the bottle and change the Tabasco sauce with something that looks similar but tastes better, and do the same thing.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Until someone calls you out and asks to have some. My way, you get to watch as they scream in agony and burn in the fires of hell. Win win!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are the Windex pranks all over youtube, and what we've learned is that no one would ever do that. Not even smell.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come on... Tabasco isn't that spicy.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

it isn't... i just hate the taste of it on its own.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It really isn't I've had homemade Ghost Pepper sauce and that was amazing. 3 peppers in the pot and it had amazing flavor and quite the burn

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Soooooooo, you're telling me I can get my tongue high?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I kept eating lunch meat ham and cheese. They both tasted extremely good when I took those miracle berries. Lemons are really sweet.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't drink a ceasar/bloody mary/any other salty drink after eating one of these, it was retch worthy.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

there is a restaurant in chicago that bases the menu off miracle berries. iNG in the West loop. Worth checking out.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

My boyfriend is going to Chicago next weekend, definitely gotta get him to go there

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats a really clever gimmick--I wonder how in the world their cooks account for that

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Omg I work somewhat near there. Need to go there sometime!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They can blow people's minds, but you should prepare sample food for them rather than leave it to chance. Reco citrus, unsw coffee or tea.

12 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

That's... an interesting idea. I love me some black coffee, but how would that taste with the berries?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

More like a sweetened coffee, but purer.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Now I am intrigued.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or...or you can take one and give people peeled lemons and call them albino oranges

12 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

You, I like you.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Soo, what if you eat miracle berries and then suck dick? THESE ARE THE REAL QUESTIONS

12 years ago | Likes 620 Dislikes 7

I was wondering the same thing...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have some miracle berry tablets, but can't reach my dick...

12 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

There's no miracle for that. Sorry.

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

That is a creepy gif. D:

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Try it and find out?

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

After anal, it'll still probably taste like shit.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

If you send me the berries, I will test this out--uhh for science? :)

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I got the dick if you got the mouth.

12 years ago | Likes 170 Dislikes 4

Bahahahaha

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Smooth

12 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

How about we switch? It's not gay if we say no homo

12 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I'm willing to be that someone has already tried this. Please tell us your experience. Inquiring minds want to know.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Definitely just bought them to try this out

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

If you can send me a link or reply when you figure I out.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for curiosity. Please do a follow-up post with your results (about more things too, if you like). Shoot me a link for your first +1 :)

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We'll await the results.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

did you ever get the results of this?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yessssssssssssssss ^^

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone needs to try this... for science...

12 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

Sexy sexy science

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Tastes like shit. Waaaaait....

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I'm willing to take them and eat out a girl, if it ever happens, I'll let you guys know.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snozberries! I'll bet it tastes like snozberries!

12 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 2

In-case you hadn't yet found out.. Snozberries are in fact another word for penis.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have no idea how close you are to the truth.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It tasted like corn.

12 years ago | Likes 277 Dislikes 1

GIVE ME THE BUTTER BABY, GIVE ME THE BUTTER!! awww yis!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

awwyis muthafukin budder

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like @kylecorn ?

12 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 3

I puked in my mouth a little bit

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

eeeewwwww

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Buzz Killington here, the exospheres aren't actually self sustaining. The shrimp is actually just slowly starving to death.

12 years ago | Likes 797 Dislikes 10

OK, I don't need that one then. But the rest of these, I need them.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Now I'm sad... I wondered about the poor shrimpies though.

12 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

You beat me to it. This is definitely not something you should buy. Just because it has a plant doesn't mean it can handle the nitro cycle.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

well now i want one, to complete my torture dungeon.

12 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Thank you - scrolled down to post this. It's actually quite cruel.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Honestly, total bullshit. I've known about these for a long time and always expected the shrimp reproduced and they were long-term.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They live longer if your family doesn't shake it as well....

12 years ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 2

So they can starve longer :(

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Mine made it 8 months, they must have been eating something. What did them in ultimately was when my mom moved them from the sunlight

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That's not enough to kill them in that amount of time. They were dying long before you got them.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was LITERALLY about to order one for my son. Thank you Mr. Killington.

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

You can still set up a proper habitat for them and place them in there. It'd be a fantastic learning experience and conversation piece.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Upvoted for correct use of literally.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

My head literally explodes every time someone says or implies that "literally" cannot be used figuratively.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

:(

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had one for 9 years before I broke it and the shrimp still seemed happy enough

12 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 1

They were happy because they were free.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My aunt's is about 8 years old, going strong.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

They starve slowly

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

... even for years.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't they have photosynthetic algae? So that there's potential for energy input into the system via -1

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Sunlight? -2

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Sunlight is good, but fresh air and a bit of food now and then are better. These guys are extremophiles, but that only gets you so far.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't there be some oxygen exchange? Photosynthesis and cellular reputation? And would the shrimp not easy the algae as it grows?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eat*

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aren't we all.

12 years ago | Likes 374 Dislikes 2

Now that you mention it, I did skip breakfast today.

12 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

goddamn

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Well you're asking the real questions.

12 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

Not wanting to be a Debbie Downer....but they are called, ECO spheres and congratulations, you read the linked review!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

thanks, Buzz.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Killjoy buzzington

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I added some information to the post about this now.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

lol. Did you add the information where you admit you found a 4 year old article, copied it verbatim and then passed it off as your own OC?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Please just remove it. Some moron is going to buy one because of this. The shrimp die very slowly and they're threatened in the wild.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

is this about the internet again? is it doing it again? the lies!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think this is true - my aunt has had one sitting on her piano for about 10 years and one shrimp is still alive.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

It's still true. Think for a moment how many it likely started with. These guys live up to 20 years, so one out of that many isn't good.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That one shrimp is an inspiration to us all.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Forget the shrimp. They're eating the bacteria. What about the innocent bacteria!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I owned one. This happened.

12 years ago | Likes 272 Dislikes 6

How long did they live?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Less than 6 months. I left it in a shaded spot next to the window so it would get moderate light, but not overheat.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's disappointing, it looked like a really cool piece that I'd actually buy, but not anymore.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How long did it last?

12 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Less than 6 months. It was the small 80 dollar version. I left it where it would get light, but not overheat and the shrimp died.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Owned one too. Lasted several month. Let's say 4.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Really or trolling?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Really, I got one for my birthday and I left it in a spot near the window where it would get light, but not overheat. Less than 6mo dead.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No it's true.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really, it even says so on the website that it doesn't last forever. It gives the "expected life span"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They don't live anywhere near that "expected life span".

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That doesn't mean they're slowly starving to death though

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

read the review

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, fuck.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Opae'ula caretaker here. These guys are becoming endangered in their natural habitat due to kits like this and habitat destruction (1/5)

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

If you do decide to get a kit, do like I did and make an improved habitat out of a large bottle or spare aquarium. (2/5)

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You basically need sand, volcanic rock, reef salt, and a means to measure salinity, as well as natural light. (3/5)

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

If you set up their habitat and feed them periodically, they should end up breeding and creating quite the conversation piece. (4/5)

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Make sure they don't get into your cigarettes...

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Read up more if you want to keep them, and may they bring you much happiness! http://www.fukubonsai.com/micro-lobster.html (5/5)

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

How slow? I think it's fairly obvious that it won't last for all eternity, but a lifespan of weeks or even months is still very impressive.

12 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 5

That's like saying, "oh, I had a kid who lived to be 6. I did a good job."

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

If the expected lifespan was four months? Yes. I'd say you knocked it out of the park.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Except that isn't its expected life span. These shrimp can easily live for years.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

In normal circumstances, yes. In these circumstances, no. You seem to think I believe these things extend the lifespan of the shrimp. Why?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Weeks or months would be shameful, considering each individual can live up to 20 years given optimal conditions.

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

I am obviously taking into consideration that a closed system shouldn't be expected to last for more than a few days.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Fair enough. Since these guys are extremophiles it takes a lot longer, but it's trivial to set them up with something better. :)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a demonstration of semi-self sustaining ecosystem. I do admit that selling this as a novelty has some ethical implications.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except the marketing around this thing are that they're self-sustaining and balanced.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Balanced" is a relative term. Eventually entropy will get them, but will it take a day, week, year, or century?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yea I read up on it too the shimp live far longer in a tank than in the bio sphere

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

From what I read the shrink are endemic to one small spot and live for decades in the wild, in the tanks they shrink as they starve.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*SHRIMP are endemic and they shrink.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you set up and maintain a good habitat, you can actually breed them in surprisingly large numbers. Great way to keep the species alive.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But is that tiny little terrarium a good habitat? You can't improve it once they're sealed in...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The tiny globes aren't good at all, but they can usually be opened to release the shrimp into a larger bottle or tank with the right setup.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yea but in a filtered tank they would still live far longer than in the bio sphere and actually need to be fed.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah a filtered proper tank makes more sense to me!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Obviously, a closed ecosystem can't compete with one actively maintained. The cool thing about closed ecosystems is how hard it is to set up

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yea those ecosphere systems do work occasionally where its set up that the right about of bacteria is produced but its rare

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yea those eco thing do work occasionally where its set up that the right about of bacteria is produced but its rare

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:45 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

They'll survive to a degree, but with minimal effort they can be given a much better habitat. :)

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Oh well, I don't actually own one. But does this count as profiting from shrimp murder?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It kind of does for the tiny habitats. If they teach you conservation skills and how to build a proper habitat, I'd say they're alright.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well now I feel bad. The guy sold it as being a glorious shrimp wonderland when I took the job. Tiny shrimp graveyard more like :(

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0