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Aerogel
Also known as frozen smoke, Aerogel is the world's lowest density solid, clocking in at 96% air. It's basically just a gel made from silicon, except all the liquid has been taken out and replaced with gas instead. If you hold a small piece in your hand, it's practically impossible to either see or feel, but if you poke it, it's like styrofoam.
Aerogel isn't just neat, it's useful. It supports up to 4,000 times its own weight and can apparently withstand a direct blast from two pounds of dynamite. It's also the best insulator in existence, which is why we don't have Aerogel jackets: it works so well that people were complaining about overheating on Mt. Everest.
Get it from here: http://www.buyaerogel.com/
The cheapest is about $10
EcoSphere
Inside these sealed glass balls live shrimp, algae, and bacteria, all swimming around in filtered seawater. Put it somewhere with some light, and this little ecosystem will chug along happily for years, no feeding or cleaning necessary, totally oblivious to the fact that the rest of the world exists outside.
EcoSpheres came out of research looking at ways to develop self-contained ecosystems for long duration space travel. They're like little microcosms for the entire world, man. But ask yourself: are we the shrimp, or the algae?
Price: $80 for the smallest
http://www.eco-sphere.com/
EDIT:
It has been brought to my attention that the habitat for the shrimp(s) might be questionable. I encourage you to do some research of your own before buying it. This is a review from amazon that has some interesting points http://www.amazon.com/review/R39YUFJKTH4NEF/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R39YUFJKTH4NEF
Mars Rock
NASA has been trying to figure out how to get a sample of rock back from Mars for a while now. You can beat them to the punch and pick up a little piece of the red planet without having to travel a hundred million miles, by just taking advantage of all the rocks Mars sends our way.
Every once in a while, a meteorite smashes into Mars hard enough to eject some rocks out into orbit around the sun. And every once in a while, one of these rocks lands on Earth. It doesn't happen often, but it does happen, and whoever finds the meteorite is allowed to cut it up into bits and sell it to people who want to have their very own piece of another planet.
Price: $20++
http://www.meteoritemarket.com/TSS.htm
Gömböc
The Gömböc is a self-righting object, which means that no matter which way you put it down, it stands itself back up. It's like a Weeble, except it doesn't cheat by having a weight at the bottom, and it's the only shape that can do this.
The existence of a shape with these properties was conjectured in 1995, but it took ten years for someone to figure out how to actually make one that worked. And then everyone was embarrassed when it turned out that turtles had evolved this same basic shape in their shells a long time ago, to make it easier for them to roll themselves back over if they get flipped.
Price: $199
http://www.gomboc-shop.com/standard-gomboc.html
Violet Laser Pointer
It's no longer geeky enough to have a red laser pointer, or a green laser pointer, or even a blue laser pointer. Keep moving up the spectrum until you get to violet, and you'll find the new hotness at 405 nanometers.
So what's next year's new color going to be? It's looking like orange, but they're not quite what I'd call affordable yet. Something to look forward to for next year, especially if you're going for your own personal laser rainbow.
Price: $70+
http://www.biglasers.com/purple-laser-pointers
Edit:
@Ds2k7 informed me that you can get these from ebay for less than $8
Gallium
Gallium is a silvery metal with atomic number 31. It's used in semiconductors and LEDs, but the cool thing about it is its melting point, which is only about 85 degrees Fahrenheit. If you hold a solid gallium crystal in your hand, your body heat will cause it to slowly melt into a silvery metallic puddle. Pour it into a dish, and it freezes back into a solid.
While you probably shouldn't lick your fingers after playing with it, gallium isn't toxic and won't make you crazy like mercury does. And if you get tired of it, you can melt it onto glass and make yourself a mirror.
Price: $50+
http://www.mcssl.com/store/gallium-source
Miracle Berries
By themselves, Miracle berries don't taste like much. The reason to eat them is that they contain a chemical called miraculin that binds to the sweet taste receptors on your tongue, changing their shape and making them respond to sour and acidic foods.
The upshot of this effect is that some things you eat taste spectacularly different. Straight Tabasco sauce tastes like donut glaze. Guinness tastes like a chocolate malt. Goat cheese tastes like cheesecake. After about an hour of craziness, your taste buds go back to normal, no harm done.
Price: $15
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ab3f/
DNA Genotyping
There's nothing more personal than someone's own DNA. And there are ways to give the gift DNA that won't get you children or arrested. With just a little bit of spit, you can get an genotype analysis that will reveal fun insights about longevity, intelligence, susceptibility to diseases, and even food preferences.
While the technology hasn't reached the point where you can affordably get a complete sequence of an entire genome, looking at specific markers is still good enough to suggest some things worth looking out for while spurring a lively nature versus nurture debate.
Price: $100
https://www.23andme.com/
Klein Bottle
If you want to give a mathematician something to try to wrap their head around, a Klein bottle is a good place to start. A real Klein bottle is an object with no inside and no outside that can only exist in four dimensions. These glass models exist in three, which means that unlike the real thing, they can actually hold liquid.
The difference between the models and the real thing is that by adding an extra dimension, you can make it so that the neck of the bottle doesn't actually intersect the side of the bottle. Take a couple aspirin and try to picture that in your head.
Price: $35
http://www.kleinbottle.com/baby_klein.htm
Giant Plush Microbes
They're cute! They're fuzzy! They're potentially deadly! All of the microbes, bacteria, and viruses that you know and love (or maybe not) are available in huggable forms about a million times larger than real life. In the picture are gonorrhea, syphilis, mono, and herpes.
These giant plushes are the perfect way to make the holidays even more awkward, when you present your friends with a variety of adorable STDs. Microbiologists, at least, will appreciate that they're more or less anatomically correct, too.
Price: $9
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/main/giantmicrobes-originals/
Ferrofluid
Magnetic particles suspended in oil never looked so sexy. That's all a ferrofluid is, and it looks pretty gross until you put it in close proximity to a magnet, at which point it grows spikes all over the place as the fluid flows out along magnetic force lines.
Ferrofluids are found in everything from speakers to hard drives, but it's much more fun to play with when when you've got a puddle of it naked and out in the open.
Price: $40
http://www.amazon.com/Ferrofluid-Science-Project-Assorted-Magnets/dp/B00126LZD2/
A penny for your time
DeusExSpockina
my mom has a 3D printed Klien bottle which is also a bottle opener. It cracks her up far more than it should.
StoobieOrNotToBe
What does it do? It doesn't fall over. How much does it cost? Eh, about $200.
immagonnatickleyourpicklesooooogooooood
I am so going to give The Clap to my husband for our anniversary.
natsumezoku
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-15788735 aerogel is no longer the least dense. But at least you can obtain it and looks/is still cool.
Tazac
Fucking science man.
missboring
I've had miracle berries, you can drink a bottle of lemon juice, just tastes like lemonade, so nice!
WillJeSuis
I remember the Gömböc from QI. Also about the ecosystem one, what about when the shrimp dies?
WillJeSuis
Nevermind, it's covered here: http://www.eco-sphere.com/care.html
IntentionallyMisread
I need more money.
punkpoemprose
I made the mistake of talking about the Plush Microbes in bio once. I think me saying "Syphilis is adorable." scared some classmates.
icopoutsometimes
I just imagined my bathroom mirror melting after I take a steamy shower
iatha
That seems like an awesome prank to pull on someone: Replace their mirror with one made with gallium, then wait.
noplacer
This is a really informative post surprisingly
whatseventhepointt
NEVER touch Aerogel with your bare hands. The silicon is so dry it removes the moisture instantly. Wear a respirator if you cut it as well.
whatseventhepointt
MSDS says wear rubber gloves and a respirator.
MissAndain
Can those berries make salads and fruit taste like cheeseburgers and pizza? Just asking...
tekgeek
it mainly makes sour stuff sweet almost all fruit is sweeter http://youtu.be/0sbGg31RJ3w
freegiant
Yes, especially when you put cheeseburgers and pizza on top of the salads.
vauhtihirmu
I think this is the real question. Imagine how easy it would be to eat healthy, if salad tasted like candy?
DrScandalous
Did we just crashed buyaerogel's website?
peridotstar
http://www.aerogel.org/ I found this on google theres a link to buy
DrScandalous
The link sends to buyaerogel, no? ;)
peridotstar
Lol, yeah it does x) but I didnt know that when i sent out the links; just got carried away lol
idrinkcheapbeer
Maybe it's not around any more since this is from a 4 year old article OP copied word for word and didn't give credit for?
TheNamesTalcJamesTalcSpecialAntiCakedayAgent
thanks
idrinkcheapbeer
http://www.dvice.com/archives/2010/12/11_cheap_gifts.php
Robou
"wow, what an odd coincidence! op may be connected with this dvice writer" said me just now sarcastically
justiina
$100 is cheap gift? I feel so poor.
Robou
well as far as nerdy thing go, yeah.
VillainsCommaLikeBlondesCommaHaveMoreFun
You and me both - "a card" is a cheap gift from me. (the miracle berries are under $20, tho, so they qualify.)
notapreppie
The violet 405nm laser can be had for much, much cheaper. Like < $20.
ebillightbulb
I still have to imagine an alligator to read greater/lesser than signs correctly...
notapreppie
Hey, if the mnemonic works for you then keep on using it :)
Robou
yeah i bought a high powered one off the street in china (seriously it looked sketchy) for like 15 bucks, but it works really well
bawls
Yeah it prob has a badish heat sink in it and no filters to knock down the power of the beam but yeah
Robou
well that makes sense given i can light cigarrets with it
aus4000
If I give you $15 can you go get one for me?
notapreppie
Yah, I bought a 3pack (650nm, 532nm, 405nm) from Amazon for $30 and they are all well over their rated 5mW. More like 20mW. Def not cat toys
vagabondvoyager
23andMe got shut down for medical DNA genotyping by the FDA, so the only thing you can get from them now is info about your genealogy.
dameet
I did 23andMe and I was under the impression they got that sorted out. Maybe it was for those who have already completed it, still too bad..
DDPB9k5G
However, they will have your DNA on file and will be able to do genotyping when the FDA finishes its review (if it rules in favor).
Ds2k7
I bought a 405nm laser pointer for $8 on ebay, so I've got that going for me, which is nice
IamTonyStark
Bill?
Goingbacktostrange
I'd advise against buying cheap laser pointers as they often fail safety regulations and can cause permanent eye damage
WowYouCanChangeUsernames
Which one is it?
Ds2k7
1mW. Anything more is kinda illegal here
ObscureStarWarsReference
Any chance I can buy Penny on ebay?
ridersfire
Is this one any good? http://www.ebay.com/itm/150711661002
whooshby
Good for what?? What are you people doing with these beside playing with your cat?
aus4000
Lighting paper on fire?
Dornier
How much power?
gatosyperros
1mW hahaha
MarlinCivetta
So many.
Paramaribo
I replied to your comment.That's what i do sometimes, which is nice.
koolman2
Got mine on Amazon for like $10.
gobiasasingobuyusacompany
which one
koolman2
Apparently it no longer exits, but it was made by HitLights and was actually $8.98+shipping.
Sinabac
Could they make thin layers of aerogel for insulating houses/my freezing apartment?
aap71
Best aerogel house insulating product are thin strips put on lumber framing in your roof to break the thermal bridge and retain heat better.
aap71
They do. Even cooler, windows with aerogel in the middle that let in light but insulate better than most walls. Cabot makes the granules.
angelmercury
I want this in my apartment! It's half windows and they all bleed heat from my place in the winter. Brrr.
Nibiria
We gave the aerogel site the imgur hug of death.
peridotstar
Here I found this on google, it has a 'buy' link http://www.aerogel.org/
Robou
omygawsh right, i cant even get on
mysterion599
Nor can I.
peridotstar
Here I found this on google, it has a 'buy' link http://www.aerogel.org/
peridotstar
Here I found this on google, it has a 'buy' link http://www.aerogel.org/
whatseventhepointt
Aerogel is nasty stuff, it'll suck the moisture right out of you. MSDS says wear rubber gloves and a respirator.
GaiusOrpheus
4,000 times it's own weight isn't saying much when it weighs a thousandth of a gram.
TheAdequatePhotoshopGuy
it really is glorified Styrofoam I haw a piece at home that I got for helping whit an exhibition both at a show.
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
It weighs nothing! It can support 4000 nothings!
SenkiAlfonz
Weight is force, gram is mass. Just saying.
nym23
thought the very same thing...came down to comment...saw yours...have my upvote. +1
MindBlowingFacts
Yes, but 1kg of it will withstand 4000kg of pressure.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Actually it makes little sense to speak of strength in force per volume or force per mass. Strength is force / cross section area.
lysolmax
But imagine how much of that it would take to add up to 1kg
Winterous
Imagine if we made one with all the matter in the universe. It'd be huge!
JonathanSharman
And yet still vastly smaller than the current size of the observable universe.
Winterous
...>_>
DefinitelyNotAShark
Blabla don't buy EcoSpheres, they're evil, yaddayadda.
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DefinitelyNotAShark
despite staying functional for some time, you're basically killing off the creatures inside very slowly. also some are taken from the wild.
PizzaPanda
So sad. thanks for letting me know
DefinitelyNotAShark
There's reviews on Amazon mentioning it more detailed. Pretty much the same post was up before christmas, also some info there :)
boamere
They actually kill them slowly, they say they live for "2-3 years" but in reality they should be living for 10+, they slowly eat themselves
PizzaPanda
that's so sad. Thanks for letting me know!
boamere
Yeah no worries, just don't support the company that sells them! :)
tumka
My brother did 23 and Me and we learned that we are at least .3% black! It's awesome because we're all very very white.
angelmercury
I'm very interested in this. Would love to know what my DNA Says about me!
Flyndaran
I got 4% African, and 1% New Guinean, despite looking very white as well.
SDgoldilocks
How much Neanderthal were you?
thewildplum
I wanna order it too! How many specifics do they give you?
prettierandyoungerbutnotanybetteroff
They actually no longer tell you your risk of certain diseases because the FDA stopped allowing them to, but you can still look it up. (1/2)
prettierandyoungerbutnotanybetteroff
(2/2) They give you the raw data and you have to go to websites on gene studies to find what the data means. Check the amazon reviews.
tumka
They give you tons of specifics. They tell you your risk of certain diseases, what traits you most likely have, your heritage split up (1/2)
tumka
(2/2) by country/continent and you can choose your level of confidence. If your parents do it, it tells you what percentage you are of each.
aqua3aries
Everyone has black ancestry!
tumka
Alright yeah, but you know what I mean.
KANNABULL
Type O- blood is independent of the Sumerian genotype altogether, but it is considered a mutation.
cheeseywiz98
Oh
GittOffMee
Negative
aqua3aries
Ooh, I'm a mutation (Type-O Neg)
trekkre
Me too (Redhead)
tablecat
Rest in Piece, Buyaerogel.com
peridotstar
I tried to open it but nothing happened--did it crash from heavy traffic?
aus4000
imgur hug
peridotstar
/huggles* I found this! http://www.aerogel.org/
bmw5st
I'm sorry to be that person, peace*
tablecat
I actually meant to write "pieces" as a joke, but I even fucked that up, so it's cool, bro.
bmw5st
Haha I wasn't sure, but my inner grammar nazi made me correct it anyways. You're cool people, bro.
pokarose
I LOVE THE MICROBES. I have 5 of them. My students think they're weird.
WillowWish64
I want to get a whole basket of them and give them to my high school Health teacher.
whatthebeans
They're just jealous.
pokarose
RIGHT? I have pneumonia, penicillin, red blood cell, the flu and mono. They are SO cute. I want MRSA.
TimeIsMakingFoolsOfUsAgain
Taken out of context, that sounds... interesting. ''I want MRSA'' ... Whoa there, buddy ;)
pokarose
Nah, i already had it. It's no fun. I want to OWN MRSA. :)
TimeIsMakingFoolsOfUsAgain
Sorry to hear that you had MRSA, that can't have been nice. But hey, when you own it, you can stick pins in it or something for revenge ;)
HarleyPoison
Your students must be crazy. The microbes are freaking awesome!!!
pokarose
My students are definitely crazy! <3
NeedsMoreCas
i want the mad cow one so much! they're awesome
pokarose
It's so spotted and adorable!
NeedsMoreCas
i know!!! i'm going to be so broke
pokarose
Ask for it for your birthday? <3
NeedsMoreCas
good idea but a little late, my birthday just passed :/
Leonir
I have a fat cell.
HeyCasButt
I have the HIV one.
pokarose
Oooooomeeeegeeee! The little adipocyte is SO CUTE.
DrBobbert
I HAVE A KLEIN BOTTLE AND IT'S MATHEMATICALY AWESOME.
InstructionsUnclearUsernameVeryLong
(WHICH IS THE BEST KIND OF AWESOME)
Oliolioxenfree123
Did you mean that it's really math, man?
Faceman
TOPOLOGICAL!
FeversAndMirrors
I'm a bit too lazy to google what's the deal with it.. Looks like a weird bottle, but I guess it's something special after all.
aardvarkesque
The inside is the outside.
larperdoodle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8rifKlq5hc
WadeUnLuminePictor
Ow, brain hurting! Can't completely calculate how that can work?
tompswell
"No harm done" I thought to myself after consuming 5 bottles of Tabasco sauce, simply because it tasted like donuts
superanth
It would still burn your throat I would imagine...
Winterous
Suddenly: DIARRHEA!
xristogur
A wild VIOLENT BOWEL MOVEMENT appears!
Coogz
This should be higher. +1 sir
wellboofuckinghoo
If you insert one pill in your rectum, your poop will slide out without any pain.
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wellboofuckinghoo
Nuh uh.
vipe650r
It will also make it waterproof.
LadyHaywire
I am going to order 50 miracle berries, give them out at work and watch everyone lose their shit at lunch.
csamsh
this had 666 upvotes when I read your comment. Conclusion: you are the devil
CAPPERPIERRER
Yep, I've got my April Fools planned
pikachuneedsmoarspeed
Its probably going to increase everyone's MP by 500
peridotstar
Mp? like Magic Points in an rpg? whats MP?
NotaRealGreenDressThatsCruel
Try vinegar (apple cider vinegar specifically), beer, lemons/limes, strawberries and other fruits, tequila... it's all awesome!
kevinskate68
They really only work with like lemons and beer. It is an extremely over hyped item.
tekgeek
http://youtu.be/0sbGg31RJ3w
kevinskate68
My point exactly, The picture is advertising the m berry tabs. The video he is using the fruit. WAYY more potent
tekgeek
i have used the tabs and they work fine the berries only last a few days when picked so they are harder to get
UpvotesForCalicos
I was thinking they'd be fun to give to stoners.
1Rogue
I got these and drank a whole glass of white vinegar. Protip it doesn't work as well for vinegar I think I nearly died.
peridotstar
Ok I Have to ask..what did it taste like?
1Rogue
At first it tasted EXTREMELY sweet, like swallowing fun dip. It went downhill about 1/3 of the way through the glass.
KillingTheJoke1
I've done it. We call it 'flavor tripping'. It's great for parties.
itxtalone
it really only works on sour stuff/bitter. i ate like 3 whole lemons and it was as sweet as candy. latter my mouth burned from all the acid
ArchipankratorAllesSeienden
that is so cutely stupid :D
itxtalone
cutely stupid ? trust me those lemons were soooo good. like eating lemonade.
Warmblood
Same here. Sliced up a lemon straight from a tree, and it was like super-sweet lemonade.
peridotstar
Wooow... I'd love to have that happen! Imagine if it was a cold lemon too :O
abyzou
I did lemons/grapefruit. I didn't know about tabasco and beer, I'd like to try it with those. Still worth it just to eat grapefruit
peridotstar
What is grapefruit like with it? I dont like it much the normal way
abyzou
i hate it the normal way, but with the magic fruit stuff it was like the sweetest orange. really surreal taking a bite out of a grapefruit
MogarIsReady
Does it work on beer though. As someone who enjoys getting drunk but hates the taste of beer this seems like a good investment.
FrankTank2
Try lambic beer, it's made with fruit instead of grains
MogarIsReady
like hard cider? That stuffs pretty damn good.
FrankTank2
I've never had a chance to try it and don't know all the details. You should research it and get back to me on your new beer appreciation!
Renarde
It said it made Guinness taste like chocolate malt, so I'd assume so
Catumi
An IPA would probably taste like a dessert too
itxtalone
if you dont like beer just drink mixed drinks, its a acquired taste, it took me almost an entire year before i could say i liked beer
itxtalone
i dont remember it working on beer, mostly sour and bitter things it made them sweet, so maybe beer would be slightly sweeter
MrBananaBeak
Works on bitter flavors, which is what the hops in beer produces. I'd say yes.
BoonyJoony
OP said guinness tastes like chocolate. Seems like a good investment then.
Matocuuri
Drink something else tham beer. Like vodka, wont taste like beer and makes you drunk fast
JewishMonk
Vodka + Grapefruit <3
peridotstar
I heard that 'blue moon' with an orange slice was really good. Some lady in the produce aisle stopped me and told me all about it
kramegame
Yes, Blue Moon is one of the better beers out there. It has more of a citrus flavor than a hops or wheat one.
MoonbyulBias
Do you regret it?
CatTaxCollecter
no ragrets
Warmblood
As someone who has done the same, not at all.
itxtalone
do i regret it ? no, it has a chemical that alters your taste buds for like 15 to 20 min, it was fun
dbrsong
Soooooooo, you're telling me I can get my tongue high?
ImGonnaLeadYouDownThePathThatRocks
TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!! http://images2.layoutsparks.com/1/109080/trippy-3-rainbow-colors.gif
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
Just don't do it on an empty stomach. The acid is MURDER! Source: I'm an idiot.
GalaxiousCosmo
Highly doubt @itxtalone did.
thatonechickwiththethingthatonetimeatthatoneplacewiththestuff
No ragrets
FrankTank2
You probably shouldn't use protection
aus4000
Not even a single letter.
dzhyan
Orderen them right away. Im very curious :)
nnovetljlde
It could make oral so much better...
DeutschlandLyftAlles
There are 2 kinds of people
LadyHaywire
........ NNOVETLJLDE FOR PRESIDENT.
HelloMyNameIsEmily
SMELBORP FOR PRESIDENT
TheQUARRYTheBOULDERSLesserKnownFather
I like the way these catch on, *doesn't know what to say* *moral panic* LUIGI!
peediepixie
My boyfriend told me about these months ago, really really wants me to get some so then I'll swallow....
nnovetljlde
I do it anyway, but it'd be so nice to actually enjoy the taste
peediepixie
I don't like the texture and I hate the thought of my mouth being coated in that, then there's the taste to deal with....
nnovetljlde
I try not to think about it...
Pyjamaprajurit
*Slow clap*
sevrin
Well, it might work once!
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
*order a lifetime supply*
TypeleveN
Did that test long ago, no luck...
DameSteve
really? Still tasted the same?
TypeleveN
Yes the same. We were both devastated.
AideenSK
Nooo.... my hope is ruined!
LadyHaywire
Actually serious question, I can't order them off the US site as I'm not living there. Can I get someone to send them to me?
notme222
You can search for Miracle Frooties, they should be available internationally.
Eltman93
Search amazon, the pictured ones are about 5-10 down and there are other brands
BrainBlow
Could you leave a link? I can't find it.
Eltman93
http://www.amazon.com/Sen-Yuh-Farm-Science-Co/dp/B001JH93BU/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1394992094&sr=8-5&keywords=miracle+berry+tablets
VrryBurntpork
It'll also cure them of poisoning, paralysis, a burn, hypothermia, suddenly falling asleep, or confusion!
iwilldrawforfood
Try balsamic vinegar. It's like candy.
LadyHaywire
I like that anyway!
badbmc
Just read your posting and immediately went online and ordered some.
gatosyperros
Come down cool satan
stutteringbob
We's like peas and carrots cuz I was thinking the exact same thing....
PoppinLochNessHopster
"Here take this" "What is it?" "oh.. um... vitamins" "I don't want it" "ok it's candy" "doesn't look like candy" "...:("
LadyHaywire
Crush it into kool aid.
PoppinLochNessHopster
That is so illegal :P
LadyHaywire
Pffft illegal.
PoppinLochNessHopster
IKR! Vive la Resistance!
burgundywhale
I've done this and holy shit does everyone go crazy
AVerySexualMidget
So...uh...did you?
Eowyneb
They have parties were you just taste everything once you eat one
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
I'm gonna eat one, take my family out for mexican food, and drink the tobasco. Show my brother who can eat spicier shit...
YouMagnificentBastard
It doesn't do anything to spicey food and chili are sweet normally anyways. Also tobasco isn't even mild.
MmMerrifield
Then you'll be shitting fire for the next day!
LadyHaywire
Challenge him to do it too....
iamthediscofapper
Easy there, Satan.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/012/367/evilest.gif
DaveTheBrobarian
just a heads up, it changes the taste but does nothing to neutralize the capsaicin, the spiciness is still there
SuckAnElf
Yeah, spiciness isn't a taste bud thing, so makes sense since the berry affects taste buds, hmmm.. interesting.
droomph
Yeh but you can fake it for an hour and then cry yourself to sleep alone at home
HarryPotterGeek
I've used them several times and they don't change spicy. Just sour to sweet.
Chronomechanist
I was just imagining taking one and sitting on the subway chugging down an entire bottle of Tabasco sauce. The looks you'd get! xD
SimonYo
Or you could just take the bottle and change the Tabasco sauce with something that looks similar but tastes better, and do the same thing.
Chronomechanist
Until someone calls you out and asks to have some. My way, you get to watch as they scream in agony and burn in the fires of hell. Win win!
SimonYo
There are the Windex pranks all over youtube, and what we've learned is that no one would ever do that. Not even smell.
twitfgfor
Come on... Tabasco isn't that spicy.
boredtiredandamused
it isn't... i just hate the taste of it on its own.
dragoon29
It really isn't I've had homemade Ghost Pepper sauce and that was amazing. 3 peppers in the pot and it had amazing flavor and quite the burn
dbrsong
Soooooooo, you're telling me I can get my tongue high?
Kimiroko
I kept eating lunch meat ham and cheese. They both tasted extremely good when I took those miracle berries. Lemons are really sweet.
littlebonez
Don't drink a ceasar/bloody mary/any other salty drink after eating one of these, it was retch worthy.
Champdeluxe
there is a restaurant in chicago that bases the menu off miracle berries. iNG in the West loop. Worth checking out.
JessThe2ndBestt
My boyfriend is going to Chicago next weekend, definitely gotta get him to go there
peridotstar
Thats a really clever gimmick--I wonder how in the world their cooks account for that
iputmittensonmykittens
Omg I work somewhat near there. Need to go there sometime!
notme222
They can blow people's minds, but you should prepare sample food for them rather than leave it to chance. Reco citrus, unsw coffee or tea.
JewishMonk
That's... an interesting idea. I love me some black coffee, but how would that taste with the berries?
notme222
More like a sweetened coffee, but purer.
JewishMonk
Now I am intrigued.
sidyourpoptartsareready
Or...or you can take one and give people peeled lemons and call them albino oranges
LadyHaywire
You, I like you.
norjiteiro
Soo, what if you eat miracle berries and then suck dick? THESE ARE THE REAL QUESTIONS
alwaystoasty
I was wondering the same thing...
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
I have some miracle berry tablets, but can't reach my dick...
VagisilToothpaste
There's no miracle for that. Sorry.
norjiteiro
VagisilToothpaste
That is a creepy gif. D:
CerebrawlHemmorage
Try it and find out?
IJustMadeThisAccountForOneMemeNowLookAtMe
After anal, it'll still probably taste like shit.
CowonS9
If you send me the berries, I will test this out--uhh for science? :)
AnWalrus
I got the dick if you got the mouth.
ButtsMcBottomtown
Bahahahaha
Recyclex
Smooth
norjiteiro
How about we switch? It's not gay if we say no homo
MyUsernameIsDaSchiznit
I'm willing to be that someone has already tried this. Please tell us your experience. Inquiring minds want to know.
NataVailable
Definitely just bought them to try this out
ItchyUnicorn
If you can send me a link or reply when you figure I out.
Catfactory
+1 for curiosity. Please do a follow-up post with your results (about more things too, if you like). Shoot me a link for your first +1 :)
Granolaclusters
We'll await the results.
KonyGank
did you ever get the results of this?
Sammyxox
Yessssssssssssssss ^^
Renarde
Someone needs to try this... for science...
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Sexy sexy science
dragoon29
pandorafalters
Tastes like shit. Waaaaait....
TheBeastlyStud
I'm willing to take them and eat out a girl, if it ever happens, I'll let you guys know.
N8tvTexan
Snozberries! I'll bet it tastes like snozberries!
TheTrekkieWhovian
In-case you hadn't yet found out.. Snozberries are in fact another word for penis.
JewishMonk
You have no idea how close you are to the truth.
apearthenbananas
It tasted like corn.
IHopeThisUserNameIsntTakenYet
GIVE ME THE BUTTER BABY, GIVE ME THE BUTTER!! awww yis!
apearthenbananas
awwyis muthafukin budder
YourGod
Like @kylecorn ?
SweetAndSourBabyJesus
I puked in my mouth a little bit
AzerilPridham
eeeewwwww
baronvonteapot
Buzz Killington here, the exospheres aren't actually self sustaining. The shrimp is actually just slowly starving to death.
MonsieurvonBunbuns
OK, I don't need that one then. But the rest of these, I need them.
cutecatpicturesarewhyimhere
Now I'm sad... I wondered about the poor shrimpies though.
lacole725
You beat me to it. This is definitely not something you should buy. Just because it has a plant doesn't mean it can handle the nitro cycle.
TheItsyBitsySpyderDidNotGoUpTheWaterspout
http://www.amazon.com/review/R39YUFJKTH4NEF/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R39YUFJKTH4NEF review for it. Makes me sad.
Robou
well now i want one, to complete my torture dungeon.
tanadarko
Thank you - scrolled down to post this. It's actually quite cruel.
Philo
Honestly, total bullshit. I've known about these for a long time and always expected the shrimp reproduced and they were long-term.
CrazyCarretta
They live longer if your family doesn't shake it as well....
Benitooo
So they can starve longer :(
CrazyCarretta
Mine made it 8 months, they must have been eating something. What did them in ultimately was when my mom moved them from the sunlight
CoconutCyclone
That's not enough to kill them in that amount of time. They were dying long before you got them.
thewildplum
I was LITERALLY about to order one for my son. Thank you Mr. Killington.
taigitsune
You can still set up a proper habitat for them and place them in there. It'd be a fantastic learning experience and conversation piece.
CaveatSpectator
Upvoted for correct use of literally.
WhatsInANameMeByAnyOtherNameWouldBeJustAsLonely
My head literally explodes every time someone says or implies that "literally" cannot be used figuratively.
Ransnorkel
:(
icookfoodandfightfire
I had one for 9 years before I broke it and the shrimp still seemed happy enough
cheeseywiz98
They were happy because they were free.
neurasthenia
My aunt's is about 8 years old, going strong.
CanOpenersOnTheirFaces
They starve slowly
CanOpenersOnTheirFaces
... even for years.
PaleJr
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't they have photosynthetic algae? So that there's potential for energy input into the system via -1
PaleJr
Sunlight? -2
taigitsune
Sunlight is good, but fresh air and a bit of food now and then are better. These guys are extremophiles, but that only gets you so far.
PaleJr
Wouldn't there be some oxygen exchange? Photosynthesis and cellular reputation? And would the shrimp not easy the algae as it grows?
PaleJr
Eat*
Stojas
Aren't we all.
KorruptJustice
Now that you mention it, I did skip breakfast today.
WarpPig
goddamn
GalaxiousCosmo
Well you're asking the real questions.
meleemaker
Not wanting to be a Debbie Downer....but they are called, ECO spheres and congratulations, you read the linked review!
50PercentJuice
thanks, Buzz.
seashamoorun
Killjoy buzzington
johved
I added some information to the post about this now.
idrinkcheapbeer
lol. Did you add the information where you admit you found a 4 year old article, copied it verbatim and then passed it off as your own OC?
Thistles
Please just remove it. Some moron is going to buy one because of this. The shrimp die very slowly and they're threatened in the wild.
dbrsong
is this about the internet again? is it doing it again? the lies!
kryptography
I don't think this is true - my aunt has had one sitting on her piano for about 10 years and one shrimp is still alive.
taigitsune
It's still true. Think for a moment how many it likely started with. These guys live up to 20 years, so one out of that many isn't good.
olbleueyes
That one shrimp is an inspiration to us all.
PurpleDawgFan
Forget the shrimp. They're eating the bacteria. What about the innocent bacteria!
SexGazebo
I owned one. This happened.
AllMemesGo2Heaven
How long did they live?
SexGazebo
Less than 6 months. I left it in a shaded spot next to the window so it would get moderate light, but not overheat.
AllMemesGo2Heaven
That's disappointing, it looked like a really cool piece that I'd actually buy, but not anymore.
ZoranKnight
How long did it last?
SexGazebo
Less than 6 months. It was the small 80 dollar version. I left it where it would get light, but not overheat and the shrimp died.
bullshite
Owned one too. Lasted several month. Let's say 4.
dottovan
Really or trolling?
SexGazebo
Really, I got one for my birthday and I left it in a spot near the window where it would get light, but not overheat. Less than 6mo dead.
tuxedos
No it's true.
PartsThePrivate
Really, it even says so on the website that it doesn't last forever. It gives the "expected life span"
SexGazebo
They don't live anywhere near that "expected life span".
mastershake28
That doesn't mean they're slowly starving to death though
DameSteve
read the review
PeteVenkmann
Well, fuck.
taigitsune
Opae'ula caretaker here. These guys are becoming endangered in their natural habitat due to kits like this and habitat destruction (1/5)
taigitsune
If you do decide to get a kit, do like I did and make an improved habitat out of a large bottle or spare aquarium. (2/5)
taigitsune
You basically need sand, volcanic rock, reef salt, and a means to measure salinity, as well as natural light. (3/5)
taigitsune
If you set up their habitat and feed them periodically, they should end up breeding and creating quite the conversation piece. (4/5)
Philo
Make sure they don't get into your cigarettes...
taigitsune
Read up more if you want to keep them, and may they bring you much happiness! http://www.fukubonsai.com/micro-lobster.html (5/5)
eggmuffin
How slow? I think it's fairly obvious that it won't last for all eternity, but a lifespan of weeks or even months is still very impressive.
Thistles
That's like saying, "oh, I had a kid who lived to be 6. I did a good job."
eggmuffin
If the expected lifespan was four months? Yes. I'd say you knocked it out of the park.
Thistles
Except that isn't its expected life span. These shrimp can easily live for years.
eggmuffin
In normal circumstances, yes. In these circumstances, no. You seem to think I believe these things extend the lifespan of the shrimp. Why?
taigitsune
Weeks or months would be shameful, considering each individual can live up to 20 years given optimal conditions.
eggmuffin
I am obviously taking into consideration that a closed system shouldn't be expected to last for more than a few days.
taigitsune
Fair enough. Since these guys are extremophiles it takes a lot longer, but it's trivial to set them up with something better. :)
NerdN1
It's a demonstration of semi-self sustaining ecosystem. I do admit that selling this as a novelty has some ethical implications.
Philo
Except the marketing around this thing are that they're self-sustaining and balanced.
NerdN1
"Balanced" is a relative term. Eventually entropy will get them, but will it take a day, week, year, or century?
itsrainingcats
Yea I read up on it too the shimp live far longer in a tank than in the bio sphere
tanadarko
From what I read the shrink are endemic to one small spot and live for decades in the wild, in the tanks they shrink as they starve.
tanadarko
*SHRIMP are endemic and they shrink.
taigitsune
If you set up and maintain a good habitat, you can actually breed them in surprisingly large numbers. Great way to keep the species alive.
tanadarko
But is that tiny little terrarium a good habitat? You can't improve it once they're sealed in...
taigitsune
The tiny globes aren't good at all, but they can usually be opened to release the shrimp into a larger bottle or tank with the right setup.
itsrainingcats
yea but in a filtered tank they would still live far longer than in the bio sphere and actually need to be fed.
tanadarko
Yeah a filtered proper tank makes more sense to me!
NerdN1
Obviously, a closed ecosystem can't compete with one actively maintained. The cool thing about closed ecosystems is how hard it is to set up
itsrainingcats
yea those ecosphere systems do work occasionally where its set up that the right about of bacteria is produced but its rare
itsrainingcats
yea those eco thing do work occasionally where its set up that the right about of bacteria is produced but its rare
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taigitsune
They'll survive to a degree, but with minimal effort they can be given a much better habitat. :)
HalfPint13
Oh well, I don't actually own one. But does this count as profiting from shrimp murder?
battletoads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3_MhrAVQTA
taigitsune
It kind of does for the tiny habitats. If they teach you conservation skills and how to build a proper habitat, I'd say they're alright.
HalfPint13
Well now I feel bad. The guy sold it as being a glorious shrimp wonderland when I took the job. Tiny shrimp graveyard more like :(