NonToxicity

139 pts · May 24, 2019


That's going to make for an awkward prom.

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It's too funny not to laugh, but I feel so bad for doing so. Poor kid ??

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No wonder Greek men were okay with openly banging young guys. They couldn't tell them apart from the girls.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Great tip. I'll be sure to put it to good use.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait...are...are you pimping out your dog?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Squirt"= Piss. That's like calling male urine penile fluids.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

That's how it starts. The fever... the rage... the feeling of powerlessness that turns good men cruel.

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Real life baby Simba?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Progress

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Invent?

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Jokes on you my parents were never in the same room together! They were always on indefinite field trips from each other ?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, though they were both sisters. Interesting setup none the less.

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No part of that sentence sounds at all appealing.

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I'm going to need all the RAM I can get if I'm going to host a server. Best be of the dedicated variety.

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Or do this, thinking about what's being overcompensated for:

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I'm sure the feeling is mutual. Just look at them.

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Safe word/phrase: I'm Okay, Dad.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This man should invest in a life preserver, because he's gonna be drowning in pussy after a showcase like that.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#14 The secretary knows.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's like every sheltered, vanilla, awkward, third wheel, Melvin, rolled into one. Me: Looks in mirror

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

π or ?

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What the f*** was his plan? He obviously saw the pole. Extreme ball busting? Even superheroes need a kink I guess.

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Pennywiser would have been better. Seeing as he's racking in that college debt money.

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