139 pts · May 24, 2019
That's going to make for an awkward prom.
It's too funny not to laugh, but I feel so bad for doing so. Poor kid ??
No wonder Greek men were okay with openly banging young guys. They couldn't tell them apart from the girls.
Great tip. I'll be sure to put it to good use.
Wait...are...are you pimping out your dog?
"Squirt"= Piss. That's like calling male urine penile fluids.
That's how it starts. The fever... the rage... the feeling of powerlessness that turns good men cruel.
Real life baby Simba?
Progress
Invent?
Jokes on you my parents were never in the same room together! They were always on indefinite field trips from each other ?
Oh, though they were both sisters. Interesting setup none the less.
No part of that sentence sounds at all appealing.
I'm going to need all the RAM I can get if I'm going to host a server. Best be of the dedicated variety.
Or do this, thinking about what's being overcompensated for:
I'm sure the feeling is mutual. Just look at them.
Safe word/phrase: I'm Okay, Dad.
This man should invest in a life preserver, because he's gonna be drowning in pussy after a showcase like that.
#14 The secretary knows.
It's like every sheltered, vanilla, awkward, third wheel, Melvin, rolled into one. Me: Looks in mirror
π or ?
What the f*** was his plan? He obviously saw the pole. Extreme ball busting? Even superheroes need a kink I guess.
Pennywiser would have been better. Seeing as he's racking in that college debt money.
That's going to make for an awkward prom.
It's too funny not to laugh, but I feel so bad for doing so. Poor kid ??
No wonder Greek men were okay with openly banging young guys. They couldn't tell them apart from the girls.
Great tip. I'll be sure to put it to good use.
Wait...are...are you pimping out your dog?
"Squirt"= Piss. That's like calling male urine penile fluids.
That's how it starts. The fever... the rage... the feeling of powerlessness that turns good men cruel.
Real life baby Simba?
Progress
Invent?
Jokes on you my parents were never in the same room together! They were always on indefinite field trips from each other ?
Oh, though they were both sisters. Interesting setup none the less.
No part of that sentence sounds at all appealing.
I'm going to need all the RAM I can get if I'm going to host a server. Best be of the dedicated variety.
Or do this, thinking about what's being overcompensated for:
I'm sure the feeling is mutual. Just look at them.
Safe word/phrase: I'm Okay, Dad.
This man should invest in a life preserver, because he's gonna be drowning in pussy after a showcase like that.
#14 The secretary knows.
It's like every sheltered, vanilla, awkward, third wheel, Melvin, rolled into one. Me: Looks in mirror
π or ?
What the f*** was his plan? He obviously saw the pole. Extreme ball busting? Even superheroes need a kink I guess.
Pennywiser would have been better. Seeing as he's racking in that college debt money.