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#theroom #ohhaimark
Feb 14, 2020 3:54 AM
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#theroom #ohhaimark
bigdinger81
Omg it's Val Kilmer circa 1998!
RIPKobeBryant
I see why so many of them were gay
spermy1
I was just thinking that
Superchief86
Shorseysjapanesefightingfish
Oh no you did NAAAATTT
NonToxicity
No wonder Greek men were okay with openly banging young guys. They couldn't tell them apart from the girls.
TheGreatBlueWaffle
There's a reason Zeus took Ganymede and fucked trees.
EverydayIdleness
Well how good would YOU look at 9000 years old?
Ddr50
Scientists used their science to look at them.
DarkSock
PampaliniLovec
Skelspooks
Mac?
justthetipftw5
/a/1NK2bDl
TheBigBangTheoryIsAwesome
stupid daikini
ponkeydunch
Science has gone to far.
invertedzenarm
Maybe they should have left it up to an artist.
NumberTwentyShoes
Clearly that's Helen of Boy
JustEatingBagelBites
AwfulCalamity
I would
Dirtsailor2010
When your social group is only 200 people and it’s 30 miles by foot to the next village you make due. The basket was the first paper bag.
MonkeyHittingPianoDramatically
GrandpaRickCanProveYouAreShit
“We thinking it, but this guy just puts it out there.”
Inallthediodesdownmyleftside
That was never in doubt
DarthLabradoodle
"How dare you?"
YourIceCreamMan
nevernotsure
CaptainMarkoRamius
Ancient Greece: where the men were men and the women were men...
Yesisaidthat
Recreating faces from skulls: whatever the artist feels like.
KayNay420
Little Travolta to that mug.
PrfctDrk
Arnold Swarz.,...however you spell his name
graehall
"Scientologists recreate the face of a 9,000 year-old Greek teenage girl."
LabiaCrust
I thought val Kilmer
funkgasm
Me too
nacpc808
Kron Travolta
MarySkadi
GOWood
Nah, that’s Vinnie Barbarino
KayNay420
The Greeks had Stoicism, representative government, and the Sweat Hogs.
throb507
Yup
SlightlyDodgy
More like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Iamthebullfrog
More like a lot. Btw, “Little Travolta” is what that massage therapist said Johnny Scientology asked him to touch.
clamdriver
John Revolta.
GOWood
Jaanzi
How do the scientists know she identified as a woman?
BortymcBortfeis
Ted Danson?
BabySharkEtc
thisguy79
Looks like a young Val Kilmer.
CuntyMcWhoreBag
Say hello to your mother for me.
Razgriz2520
NO, I DID NOT HIT HER!
TearingMeApartLisa
I DID NAWT
DidoModesto
Looks like sapiens was pretty "gang" in that era.
RMaybeth
WTF is this mean
Shmeadicus
It's my favorite customer!
eromitlab
hai doggy
TestyVonTesticlease
Looks like Glenn Danzig
heyrelaxfellayouneedarestguy
Came her to say this but you already said it
YouMightHateMe
Thought the same thing.
Canigetbannedagain
... "Mother"....
pisschinpeepooland
tell your children not to walk my way
ilDuderoni
Tell your children not to hear my words
pollywog73
What they mean, what they say....
IAMSRC
She goes where eagles dare.
pisschinpeepooland
i got something to say...
storebrandproductmascot
carpetdope
orrrr... Sigourney Weaver
YharnamsFinest
Siglenn Weavig
ElFreakoDiablo
Danzig remembering when he got beaten up by a member of Def Leppard
Aquilarden
Imagine knowing that 9000 years in the future, scientists will reconstruct your face only for everyone to take the piss out of it.
Yesisaidthat
Eh... She looks like whatever the reconstruction artist wanted her to look like.
mushmonster
Ha ha now look at this early space age specimen, all pink, nose upside down and missing its zogglers. No wonder they nuked themselves!
bartman2014
Umm 9000 is not a teenager
Understopper
Not for another 4000 years
Y5Tho
What about 9016 years old? That's a teenager.
storebrandproductmascot
In anime it is
Ambeam
9000 year old skeleton of a teenager but I suspect you knew that
bartman2014
Yes, it was a poor attempt at humour/sarcasm
MerlinsTrouserSnake
I chuckled!
hardytardigrade
I larfed
DirtyGravyring
I found it funny man
eyeLied
*It was humour perfection."
oldpotatoes
The exact age is 9018 years old, she's a teenager.