6653 pts · August 13, 2014
Jugs? Bags?? You’re all wrong. Milk comes in cartons. Waxy paper cartons that are super recyclable
That was truly my intention
That was me! Thank you :)
So adorbs
The best and worst thing ever
Pretty much 100
She is about to attack a light spot
#thats_my_fetish.
As a Canadian I had some legitimate concern that Minneapolis was an icy dead zone before remembering you were using Fahrenheit not Celsius
I thought you were siding w/ the protesters who are upset over their casually endangered lives. Nope you just prefer convenience over lives
Land octopuses
I’m a lady but I’ll take it
If you own a cat you know that there really are no weird places for them to be. They are everywhere
Because flawless is an absolute. Something can’t be more or less flawless. Things are flawless or are not flawless. There are no degrees.
I am kind of jealous that you get to experience Malcolm in the Middle for the first time. It is beyond amazing
I am so excited. Loved my gifts from last year and now I am in the position to give even better gifts!
Unclear instructions and I pushed them all. World might be ending or your toast will be ready soon? Probably one of those two
We sell them and get other people to put em on stuff
Yeah it is super fun
Yes!
This post got everyone shook
Adequate laughs were had.
Are we not gonna talk about the abacus being used in the vodka picture?
This is definitely a meet cute. Pretty sure you have to marry Winston now
Okay but only if I can also have a copious amount of tacos
Well thanks you ruined chocolate chip cookies for me. Now when I see them I am gonna think of this cat vomit
But if they had closed the door was today's delivery acceptable? Because to me it seems like it unless the package said do not bend
Just sign the back of the check as the person it is addressed to and anyone can cash it
Jugs? Bags?? You’re all wrong. Milk comes in cartons. Waxy paper cartons that are super recyclable
That was truly my intention
That was me! Thank you :)
So adorbs
The best and worst thing ever
Pretty much 100
She is about to attack a light spot
#thats_my_fetish.
As a Canadian I had some legitimate concern that Minneapolis was an icy dead zone before remembering you were using Fahrenheit not Celsius
I thought you were siding w/ the protesters who are upset over their casually endangered lives. Nope you just prefer convenience over lives
Land octopuses
I’m a lady but I’ll take it
If you own a cat you know that there really are no weird places for them to be. They are everywhere
Because flawless is an absolute. Something can’t be more or less flawless. Things are flawless or are not flawless. There are no degrees.
I am kind of jealous that you get to experience Malcolm in the Middle for the first time. It is beyond amazing
I am so excited. Loved my gifts from last year and now I am in the position to give even better gifts!
Unclear instructions and I pushed them all. World might be ending or your toast will be ready soon? Probably one of those two
We sell them and get other people to put em on stuff
Yeah it is super fun
Yes!
This post got everyone shook
Adequate laughs were had.
Are we not gonna talk about the abacus being used in the vodka picture?
This is definitely a meet cute. Pretty sure you have to marry Winston now
Okay but only if I can also have a copious amount of tacos
Well thanks you ruined chocolate chip cookies for me. Now when I see them I am gonna think of this cat vomit
But if they had closed the door was today's delivery acceptable? Because to me it seems like it unless the package said do not bend
Just sign the back of the check as the person it is addressed to and anyone can cash it