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In the middle ages, they'd have tied a dog to a rope around the base of the plant and then throw food just outside of the dog's reach
Company wide emails will never be the same
Sounds about right
STINKPICKEL
#7 Doesn't the Sun reflecting off the dryer door look like it's on fire?
psuedonomnom
Money fandom ream hump.
karalai28
lifeisntfairitsjustfairerthandeath
Marine. But whatevs
zeadiss
Where can I get a pair of the cat space leggings?
NikkiCola
Adequate laughs were had.
RealCameleer
#25 just think of how much extra dust and shit you get in your bed
abullnamedferdinand
30
JasonAbbadon
That "How to beat the blues in 3 easy steps" is totally accurate- my cats want treats and hugs when I get home. Makes my day better.
lurkerburzerker
bankingtankshots
this dump is shit.
hapsdinersdumpster
That dude protesting in his gitch is from Kitchener Ontario Canada...he has a prescription to buy medical pot, coppers took his bong..1/2
lunchboxx25
:o I live there too
dawniefluff
OF COURSE it's fucking Kitchener. God damnit.
hapsdinersdumpster
And they won't return it. 2/2
PolarChi
I thought it said "Return my bongo"... he looks like someone that might play the bongo & smoke some pot...
ChocloMan
I dunno about #15 , there's money in the banana stand
Imgurvirgin69
How is it possible to change the sheets in that deck bed
Mistress0fMayhem
The first thing I thought was all the pet hair and whatever else on the floor immediately dirtying up the bed
MyPancakesTasteLikeCrepe
lots of scraped knuckles too
TheMexicanStaringFrog0fSouthernSriLanka
I dunno if I'd wanna crawl out of it onto hardwood, seems like a hassle
GigiDundas
I lift my bed so that when I wake I can just roll over and be standing on my feet instead of having to stand my sleepy ass off the floor
Urvelniel
xxxwoolf1979
Tomkatie
#11 Okay I came straight to the comments to ask is there something wrong with the skin behind the pup's eye?
Neerpus
wow such an innocent normie dump...i love it!
PerRnning
#7 so my left sock goes to hell?
JeepTurner
Hey I know the baby and his parents from #2!
IfIwasadogyouwouldbemytennisball
If the snakes on the dudes head are corn snakes does he have corn rows?
r3dl8dy
#29 Can confirm. 15 months later we still haven't found the toaster. Or Keurig.
RedOnTheHeadFireInTheBed
Thank you for this dump. Today is a rough day, wasn't getting through it. Now there is hope
TrickleOnThePleej
Santa knows: There's always money in the banana stand.
klondikez
Anyone have an idea of the breed/mix in #1? Looks EXACTLY like the stray we rescued last year.
ImmaPeacockUGottaLetMeFly
I'd guess German Shepherd/Rottweiler
metalfoto
+1 San Diego. That sea pupper is a cutie
RElGNMAN
#17 and #14 seem related
DearAbbi
does no one use the oven for their Pizza Rolls? It may take 8 minutes longer but they taste better. Add a little Garlic Salt and some Pepper
daftgamer
Yeah, oven only for anything that gives options for oven cooking. Micro doesn't crips up things nearly as well. +1 for idea about G Salt.
DearAbbi
Agree - Things have oven instructions for a delicious reason. Season All is good too.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Yeah, I don't how people can microwave them. Never microwave anything with breading!!
keepslayinboy
"Harry Potter and the the ..."
cbjfan
And then a few images later "S*** off"
addie2baddie
Thankyou.gif
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
Our brains are wired to ignore that sort of thing for sake of clarity. Taht's wyh yuo cna udsernatnd waht tihs snencete syas.
likeabagel
I like you
Vambee
Today I learned that my brain is wired wrong.
bronypokey6918
god i love these
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
Suck off? Shit off? Is there some 4 letter curse word that begins with S that works?
OCDToTheDeath
I thought it would be slut off. Because pink.
Crashtastic
I am inordinately angry that the top response to this is blatantly incorrect. "Sodd" is spelled "sod" you jackass. WHY DOES THIS BOTHER ME
Stagaliciousness
Definitely shit off from my experience as a cultured Englishman
MobileUserGundam
Why is it a shade of red/pink then?
littlestchild
Step off, in a land where no one has feet and talking about walking is super rude
PrincessMoonicorn
There is a phrase that i've heard before that is 'shit off, you hairy dog's cock'. I think it was from Ali G
textilelover
I was wondering if it was shag off since shagging is fucking, but I don't know if anyone actually says that in Britain
fingerblast94
As a Brit I've never heard or used "shag off"
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
I'm a Newfie and we sometimes say shag off, but we wouldn't censor it either
innocentlittlebanana
I'm British and I've never heard it.
dvs2nite
Step Off Fool!
hapsdinersdumpster
Slot, smut, seek, sass, sand, safe, slut, stem, swag, sheepdip, stop, skip.
Caeristhiona
You forgot slag! #helping
ProxyPlayerHD
sand off
triggerfox
I'm fairly certain sheepdip is the right choice here.
DressInDragAndDoTheHula
Didn't know seek was a swear.
TEDwisdom
Smeg off. And I'm ashamed at imgur that in 12 hours not one Red Dwarf fan has shown up to set you straight
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Saxophone
AutomationLife
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
You can get banned for shit like that.
AutomationLife
???
omthetortoise
Sodd off
mentalpiggie
Shove ofd
mentalpiggie
Off*
bangarangbangarang
But why is it pink?
Highlander8795
I was under the impression sodd was spelt sod
AlleviatedRisk
It's sod. Sodd isn't a word.
MobileUserGundam
That's because it is.
Asterfix
sod = soup of the day
FoggyKiller
Sotd*
alternator43
You mean to tell me "sodd" is an actual swear, and not just a stand-in for something worse?
gloridiaz
Actually it's short for "sodomy" or some derivative.
Crashtastic
No, sodd isn't. Sod is.
Efamov
Meaning and tone wise it's about the same as bugger; mildly profane but won't upset the vicar who's dropped round for tea.
Yumbledore
Are you making up words?