Newbiticus

551 pts ยท September 21, 2016


I use a microwave, but the trick is to place a glass of water in there with the pizza. Once I learned this, I haven't done it another way. You can rejuvenate 3 day old pizza to damn near fresh.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I absolutely abhor this practice. I answer every call I get just in case it's someone using a random phone to call with an emergency. It's just dreadful...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Open mouth, exchange feet.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately that's only 5 days profit for him, needs to be much higher.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The poor guy got Munsoned out in the middle of nowhere.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Johnny Mnemonic has entered the chat.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's not a moon, it's a pressed ham. Lol

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

These are just the 3 that made it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soylent has entered the chat.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should see the edits they added to this, the teddy bear was the chef's kiss.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pay me more and I'll feel like I belong there. It's fuckin easy.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Foo man chew

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"The right to swing your fist, ends at the tip of my nose."

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So dramatic lol

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This country doesn't even take care of its own veterans. What makes you think they'll take care of veterans from another country? Shit's sad

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

"I'm sitting there watching this pile of shit, when out of nowhere, a giant fucking spider."

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, this is Patrick.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had to scroll way too far to find this. Upvote this person!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They taste like they smell.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Found my next purchase, thank you lol!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone loves steel flavored coffee.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gonna get zapped so bad if you try to pet that kitty lol!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I noticed this phenomenon myself. I am convinced its self projection. If you are an asshole, you read it like an asshole.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Feels a lot like my work. I've already been pushed to the point of snapping but they just keep piling it on.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0