NeoShell

142 pts · October 12, 2015


Like a bitch. She even lied to the guy she was cheating with, insinuating I threw a phone at her. There's so much more. You're not alone.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Get fucked if it came time for court. Been to Mosul Iraq with little fear in my heart. Thinking about being without my two boys? Scared...

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

House!! The kids will be on point and I'll have to go out and get another house!! More anger. I think she wanted me on the loan so I could..

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

She got the house in her name, but was so very, VERY upset. I said you should feel empowered, if anything happens, you know you've got the..

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

When it was time to buy the house, I told her fuck that, you can use your VA benefits, because I wanted counseling before signing 30 years..

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

As a fellow vet, 6'1", 245 pounds, just back from the gym, sitting in the house with a similar situation as you described, this hit home...

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Is this jackass first name Dan by any chance?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next thing I knew, she was asking me about the last couple presidents. So, just brush up on your US history.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We went from how're you doing today, to what's your height and weight, to what catastrophic event happened in 2011 really smoothly...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

May sound weird, but study a little bit. I went to the interview and didn't know I was actually taking "the test". They just started talking

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am and I miss it, but just became a U.S. Citizen two weeks ago!!

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Reminds me of The Tomorrow War when they first went to the future.... Seems like some won't make the trip.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe.... Dad... Went both ways? I don't know ??‍♂️

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Picture quality makes the guy look like he's wearing a stocking over his head. There's no details at all... Unless.... He's wearing one ?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How.... how the fuck do you cook one?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know how many people you touched with this post, but It's just amazing.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

In this case though, it's more like if the rebellion doesn't go well, I'll recieve pay for the rest of my life and private sector employment

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I... I think.... Listen, I think he's gonna suck his dick in it. I don't know man... The signs are there.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I saw that CPU in the movie "The count of Monte Cristo"...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guys?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nah, the Confederate flag is more like the candy corn of flags. I'm sure someone out there will say, "I like candy corn!" Fits the analogy.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You see, the toilet didn't clog though!! That flag in particular had the consistency of damp cotton candy... The traitorous kind, lol.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With the utmost humility; if you down voted the burning of the flag representing traitors to America, fuck you. ??

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Anxiety for what? Unless he had to maintain continuous motion, there were several spots where he could have slowed down and wait to move. ?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

... The.... The 90's you say? Not the 70's, but the 1990's? On purpose? ?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was thinking about Steve while watching this. I'd help the kids up to the point before I get stabbed. No fucking thanks.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Karen... Am I your boyfriend?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

.... L... L... Launch it into space....

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Officials. It does strike me as either they're doing it on purpose or they are of the most cowardly of pussy. Not all, but it is a culture.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Face to face with potential enemies everywhere and a language barrier, to come back and have this many people killed by law enforcement...

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0