MRW hearing that yet another top Virginia Democrat (Attorney General Mark Herring) has admitted to wearing blackface in the 1980s
The RW when Trump supporters hear that the conservative-majority Supreme Court dismissed Texas’ and Trump’s lawsuit to overturn the 2020 election
MRW I’m Disney/Marvel Studios and I have to inform the Internet that Spider-Man will no longer be part of the MCU after the Sony deal fell apart
MRW I’m a cop show on TV right now
MRW I’m unable to buy Avengers: Endgame tickets because Fandango and the AMC app keeps crashing on me
MRW Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. was just renewed for a sixth season
MRW I found out that OnlyFans is banning porn
MRW Marvel Studios has disabled comments for the new videos on their YouTube channel so people don’t spoil Avengers: Infinity War
Welp, this is definitely going to hurt Uber’s image
MRW I realize I will be sitting in a theater watching Avengers: Infinity War in just 4 days
MRW I see Will Smith’s Genie in the new Aladdin trailer
MRW Trump tweeted today that he will “build a Human Wall if necessary”
MRW I hear that Ash vs. Evil Dead has been canceled by Starz
MRW Michael Cohen (Trump’s personal lawyer) is saying today he’ll plead the 5th in the Stormy Daniels case, and Trump has said this in the past: “The mob takes the Fifth. If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”
MRW I found out that Bill Cosby is being released from prison after his sexual assault conviction was overturned
MRW yet another of Trump’s lawyers on his legal team (Ty Cobb) is leaving and a Clinton impeachment lawyer (Emmet Flood) is replacing him
Happy Birthday, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson! He turns 46 today.
TIL of the Silurian hypothesis (named after the reptilian species on Doctor Who), which posits that intelligent life could have existed millions of years before humans walked the earth
Happy Birthday, Adrianne Palicki! She turns 35 today.
MRW I’m a lion and someone asks me how my meal of fresh poachers was
MRW I'm a Pennsylvanian and I eat too much Sheetz food
MRW I see the headline “Clinton stars as central villain in GOP’s midterm strategy” despite the fact that Hillary Clinton does not hold any position in government nor is she running for office again
MRW I’m a DC Films executive and I just found out that Infinity War outgrossed the entire U.S. run of Justice League in one weekend (It grossed $250 million, the biggest U.S. opening weekend of all time)
MRW the U.S. Senate today confirmed a new NASA administrator who has a record of anti-LGBT views and climate change denial, along with having no scientific background whatsoever
MRW I’m a Disney executive and see that we now have 9 out of the 10 biggest U.S. opening weekends for a film (with Infinity War’s $257.7 million record-breaking opening)
MRW I’ve seen Infinity War and I want to discuss it with my MCU-obsessed coworker but can’t without spoiling it and she hasn’t seen it yet
Looks like Disney might have to rethink that Boba Fett solo movie that was announced a few days ago now that Solo: A Star Wars Story epically bombed this weekend
To my fellow Pennsylvanians out there
MRW I hear that Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy is retiring, the court will likely have a conservative majority for decades to come, and abortion could very well be outlawed in the U.S.
Today is officially the 10th anniversary of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). Iron Man was released on May 2nd, 2008. Thank you, Marvel Studios, for providing a decade of unforgettable entertainment.
MRW a fourth woman is now accusing Brett Kavanaugh of sexual misconduct
MRW a Trump-appointed judge has now ordered The White House to reinstate Jim Acosta’s press pass and also calls the accusation that Acosta “laid his hands” on the intern a claim of “questionable accuracy”
Black Panther became the first commercial film screened in Saudi Arabia today after more than 35 years - tickets will go on sale for public showings Friday (Audience members apparently enjoyed it quite a bit)
Ash vs. Evil Dead has just been canceled :(
MRW someone describes Star Trek as “boring”
MRW Deadpool casually insults the DC Universe in the final Deadpool 2 trailer
MRW power is now out in Puerto Rico across the entire island
MRW James Comey’s interview tonight (airing at 10 p.m. on ABC) that has Trump freaking out on Twitter today will reportedly “shock the president and his team" and that it “left people in the room stunned”
MRW Kendrick Lamar won a Pulitzer Prize today
After hearing that Trump reportedly wants to get rid of Jeff Sessions, Rod Rosenstein, and FBI Director Christopher Wray
MRW a Texas congressman said today: “Believe me, a lot of the attractive children are not making it to the border.”
Happy Birthday, David Tennant (my favorite Doctor)! He turns 47 today.
They know what they signed up for.
MRW I heard that Paul Ryan is not running for re-election in November
MRW Trump is reportedly worried and in “dark moods” over the Michael Cohen investigation, and several House Republicans now have endorsed a bill to protect Robert Mueller
Former FBI Special Agent Asha Rangappa fires back at Laura Ingraham and other conservative media outlets who believe that today’s Michael Cohen raid was illegal and (along with the Mueller investigation) is part of a “deep state conspiracy”
MRW I see a recent article about millennial women abandoning the Republican Party in droves (Only 23% of millennial women now identify as Republican and 70% of them identify as Democrat)
MRW I hear that T.J. Miller was arrested last night for calling in a fake bomb threat
MRW I realize I’ve reached 100 posts on Imgur with this post
MRW Trump tweeted that the Michael Cohen raid is part of a “total witch hunt” despite the fact that the NY attorney who requested the search warrant, as well as the Deputy AG and FBI Director, who approved the warrants, were all appointed by Trump
MRW in the aftermath of watching Trump’s rambling, incoherent response to the F.B.I. raid on his lawyer Michael Cohen’s office, house, and hotel room today
A naked girl can get thousands of upvotes, how much for our boy here (Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, who personally approved the FBI raid Monday of Michael Cohen, Trump’s attorney)?
T.J. Miller was arrested last night for calling in a fake bomb threat