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40526 pts ยท July 20, 2016


Here I sit all broken hearted, I've come to shit, but only farted.

Was that cheatin ass here partying last night?

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If I could ask trump just one question..

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That one Aunt....

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It's that time of the week.

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NSFW Fantasy VS Reality

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As a straight man. I just got whistled at by a guy in Toyota Corolla.

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When you accidently Google Macho Man Randy Travis.

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I need help..this still haunts my nightmares...

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It's taken me almost 2 years of saving money, but I finally got one.

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Thanks imgur for the update. Oh 1 more thing..

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My surgeon hard at work. See you guys after.

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Just to clarify..

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What i imagine British phone sex to be like.

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The pilot said there won't be any alcohol served on my flight.

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And dank memes

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My wife everytime we go to book a hotel.

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When imgur finally gets chat...

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I wasn't able to do secret santa this year, but I know it really rocks. So for all my fellow imagurians, please accept my.....

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It's cold here yall...

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MRW my son asks me when he knows she's the one.

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How did I escape Iraq? Iran.

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10 min after Netflix and chill and she asks if you fell asleep

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MRW my son asks me when he knows she's the one.

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You'll get my +1

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MRW my son throws up in the backseat on the 4 hour trip to visit the in-laws.

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Since now we can chat...

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Am I the only one?

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I personally love them.

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When you tell your parents you want to be a Sugar Plum Fairy in the upcoming school rendition of the Nutcracker because the Mouse King was taken.

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When you're new to imgur but you want to fit in with the kool crowd.

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MRW when I feel really good about finals.

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Never forget...dump

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Good guy Matthew Mcconaughey drives UT students around campus for the hell of it.

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Flirting done right...

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MRW I hit the favorite button on mobile and it's not blue.

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When you're an alien but you want to make the front page NSFW...

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This year I'm taking the family to vacation in Colorado for Christmas. Happy Holidays yall.

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Fine day Sunday, IMO best day of the week. Why's that imgur?

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Dino Chickens are coming....for real.

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Bodybuilder slaps judge..whips out his 2nd place shlongmaster 2000.

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MRW my first OC Gif gets 5 upvotes and a PM saying "Banana"

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Want to learn to crotch punch? 17 moves that will teach you to hit him in the pump-action porridge bazooka dump.

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Trumps newest cabinet pick.

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When I've been up all night on imgur and I'm 8 points richer....

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Watching my posts points like.....

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MRW she finally let's you record it.

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The GIF that started it all....

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When your secret santa got jokes..

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Greetings, my excellent friends. A George Carlin dump.

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MRW I upvote everyone's comments on my posts. Refresh the page. And it's all been downvoted back.

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When you finally get that one comment that's moving you on up to the east side to a deluxe apartment in the sky.

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MRW I'm from Texas and visit Colorado the first time.

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MRW they be asking why I don't browse through user sub anymore.

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It's end of the year in accounting. It's accrual world. Happy drinking when you can.

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Browsing through user sub like...

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When you can't get a job acting, but shit like this exists dump.

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