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MRW my son asks me when he knows she's the one.
Dec 15, 2016 12:22 PM
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FlyingMonkeyButt
Lasagna and Kevin Smith. Upvote for you
ThatOneGuyThatDidThatThingWithThosePeople
I met the girl of my dreams this year, and only 2 weeks after we started dating she asked if I was ok with her bringing me lunch at work. <3
BigAZNMan
Truer words have never been spoken by a silent man.
Tabrias
Yo, ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
ITouchMyselfWhileThinkingAboutLasagna
The lasagna is the one
jnoahj
I saw your comment in a previous post and as soon as I saw this post I was like "I bet the lasagna guy has something to say about this."
whathappensifichangethistext
Boobootittyfuck
zorrofuerte
Kittty
MandySavage
Totally classic Pfeiffer
SgtChowdown
Wasn't he saying this to try to point out to Dante that his (probably now ex) girlfriend's sexual history didn't fucking matter?
SgtChowdown
I mean, it was confirmed in Clerks 2 that she dumped his immature ass and he was now getting married to some other chick, but...
theytastelikeburning
No you're thinking of that other Kevin Smith movie. You know, Cop Out.
BoredoBandito
@ITouchMyselfWhileThinkingAboutLasagna
ITouchMyselfWhileThinkingAboutLasagna
Thanks for this
niclonomicon
Watching this right now at this very moment
MasterFlippyFloppy
Dante!
ImmoralWombat
I always upvote my hetero lifemate Silent Bob
redjokerzero
It's not gay to find Silent Bob sexy
IVIornin
and when your done I want you to say OOOOH WHAT A LOVELY TEA PARTY
thelegendaryWhiteyDionysus
That depends on what trenchcoat-wearing fat man is licking your asshole at the time.
CarolinaReaper25
Whitefox789
I'll save this for later...
cinemeasctha
Got that song stuck in my head now.
truthsmiles
As an old man, I can confirm the extraordinary value of a woman who will bring you lasagna at work.
Thaliel
My now wife, brought me fresh baked stuff to work all the time. It took awhile to realize she was into me.
Heartomaton
I. Hate. Both of you.
truthsmiles
First, how old are you? It took me until 38 to find one. Second, try changing standards. Not lowering, changing.
Heartomaton
27, but I have a lot of compounding factors that make finding someone logistically impossible.
Thaliel
Keep at it man. I didn't think I'd find the one. Just moved from one to the next. Then found a genuine good one.
ROHBAUCOP
31? You sucked 31 guy's dicks?
SamoniusNightbringer
I wish my exwife only sucked 31 dicks
ROHBAUCOP
Just looked it up, it was 37 in the movie. 38 with the main character included. Which made him lose it completely :D Your Ex still in?
maugue
Something like 36.
labratlet
37.
OthortheCute
Try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot!
Dolewhipper
(walks towards her)
GayBacon
36
JohnnyCashedOut
Thanks, GayBacon.
GunR64
Definitely 37. Definitely. Definitely.
ImmoralWombat
In a row?
ROHBAUCOP
[Fuck, it was 37 dicks in the movie. Gotta rewatch it]
MetalSkeletal
Careful not to suck a dick on your way out.
ROHBAUCOP
"You waiting in there for me, all ready, that was so hot!"
LincolnSiixEcho
"You just fucked a dead guy!"
RedroverRedrover
Yeah... but just because someone loves you and is good to you doesn't mean they're the one. You have to feel the same toward them. If you /1
RedroverRedrover
have to convince yourself they're the one, they're not. /2
dawnawakensyoursoul
On the other side of that, you don't hit on a 20 in blackjack. Sometimes smart to realize a good thing when ya got it.
ZeRootOfAllEvil
Sometimes you hit on a 21 because winning isn't an option.
RedroverRedrover
Being in love isn't a matter of "smart". Unless you decide that you're going to give up on love and just settle for a good companion, it /1
RedroverRedrover
won't matter how great they are. Hell, even if you do decide that, you could meet someone later who you do fall in love with, and then /2
RedroverRedrover
there goes your relationship. You need to have no doubts that this is the right person. Unless it's just temporary, anyway. /3