Nccoffee

236902 pts · May 4, 2015


Welcome to Hurassic Park , come inside, ride tha dinosaurs. Also here’s that one time I was briefly famous for calling someone gay http://imgur.com/user/Nccoffee/favorites/XNBruDO

Still don’t understand why he would do this v

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“I have to show my ass to sell this movie Greg” - Tommy

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I played pro-baseball... in Arizona... in the summer... in pants

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The second pun and the bit at the end kinda made the whole thing worse. That first ones a stand-alone

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Unrelated but still a fun gif v

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Yeah but it’s snowing so that means climate change isn’t real!!

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are you tired of your dog stomping around making so much noISE aLL tHE TImE??

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In the same way when someone wrongs you and you see their face burning in hatred in your thoughts forever

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Makes sense, it rains here in Oregon for about 10 months and is on fire for the next two.

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The best part of waking up is doggos in your cup!

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Actually a good PSA: throw your dog hair and dryer lint in the yard, birds love to make nests with it, great insulation!

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Or... or hear me out now... some weird mutant dog monkey thing dancing around to some jerk off music

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I’m gonna go play line rider now... see you guys in four days.

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Get a wood stove then periodically steal siding off your neighbors house to burn.

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Haha astral.

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Don’t waste good bourbon on those idiots.

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I want me some pig insulin.

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Even if we went TOO FAR you could still kill it from there!

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“Do you ever think that maybe we’re the baddies?”

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Damn it the jokes not funny anymore, NO ONE LAUGH

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Not to mention a power vacuum in your border with Americans now basically on your door step, thats why China doesnt approve of but allows NK

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I think the Ted Cruz is the equivalent to Edward Macaroni you know what around here

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It’s weird he wants to allow himself to be hunted...

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You’re a good Jewish boy now huh, mother in laws amiright?

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You sure are!

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In all fairness she’s probably as qualified as the guy we’ve got now.

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It’s either gonna be Bernie or Biden for the dems in 2020, I’m cool with either.

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The coasts don’t typically try to stop society from developing.

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