NathanPRose

115 pts ยท March 18, 2015


Pretty sure this is how every porn on an airplane movie starts.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You seem fun. Let's date!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A solid yank on those knobs always delivered the goods

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Please don't release this to the public. I don't want all the orange men thinking they can break an atom between two pencils.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't you mean Pop Tartist?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mess with the balls, you get the balls.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Texan intensifies*

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know googly eyes when I see em.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same here! I still have a few more years of student loans, though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ, that escalated way too quickly for me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Want to file this under Motivation folder, but, alas, the Motivation folder is not possible.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was the SHORT explanation? can I get a TL;DR?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remind me again why it's called feminism instead of something more inclusive of all human beings. Not trolling.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, how much is rent here?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

where is this machine i need the money

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you ok fam?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weird. I do this to attract females.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know why I'm so turned on right now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are yoo talking aboot?

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

The dating pool in your 40's isn't much different, except the water has attachment issues.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*machining rotors

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have very small feet and bananas.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of my last marriage.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*UNZIPS PANTS*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is this the new Thor Ragnarok trailer?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It even has googly eyes!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finally! I've been waiting for the sequel to Moon Patrol. Good work!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0