MyUserNameIsNotImportant

1117 pts ยท January 12, 2015


Penniwise before the braces-years

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That house rocks!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did she die while making the costume?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To bad. It might have been the fuck that got away. The fuck to end all fucks.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe it was an invitation?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can probably buy one at a garden sale ;-)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it's more about, when given a choice, most people will choose "Simple but wrong" over "Complex but right".

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

Norway, I would think.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Because we can

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't let an extra chromosome get you downs.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

White men can't dump.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You must be thinking of some otter

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you are stupid enough to fake orgasms, you have completely failed to grasp the concept of lovemaking.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you get cum out of self-pity? Is there something I have missed?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me to, but I didn't inhale

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but not with the same kinda buzz

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How? He's snorting a pussy, isn't he?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My guess it is a joke about how Swedes and Norwegians always tell jokes about how stupid the other are. Oblivious to Denmark's stupidity.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I love the way so many of you claim these to be wrong without providing any sources, or even a short argument.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Doesn't matter, got plaid.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only one murder as far as I know. A teacher at a Tvind school in Lillehammer, Norway got killed by one of his cultist seeds (pupils).

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...and then Tvind turned into a cult. Where the ones at the top gets filthy rich from excessive use of slave labor. Sauce? Google it! 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slightly amusing and vaguely related, fact; no place in the nursery rime does it claim Humpty Dumpty to be an egg.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To soon!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's an alpaca.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What bugged me about #06 "Headhunter" was that it is not possible to sink into the shit in a shitter like that. That shit is way to compact

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jarlsberg? and "Schmake goodt". Could you be Norwegian by any chance?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could it be so that Ron Swanson is the new Chuck Norris?

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

They had no choice because 789

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0