Murdercorpse

9251 pts ยท April 7, 2014


This is a story about the best man I know: my dad- [KFD's dad smiles] -'s best friend Rich! [KFD's dad stops smiling]

15 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is this from?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll never forget that his headshot is up there next to the pepper steak.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or just ask the cousin "what do you mean?" Did the conversation just abruptly end after that sentence?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw a video a few days ago of him making weird growling noises. Was that fake? Haven't seen anything about it since.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've read elsewhere that the rich will just pay to bypass any restrictions, so it's only to create the illusion of being tough on Russia.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish I could travel back in time and watch a saber-tooth tiger rolling in a box.

2 months ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Tagging because I'm also wondering.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aww, you got the stink lines and everything.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also her.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Could a name BEE more generic?!

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Teasing it by putting the wood just out of reach is going to make it more aggressive.

4 months ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Not anymore!

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Too late, I'm already inside raiding the fridge.

4 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Why didn't the lady with the sponge get shore leave?

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha, that's hilario- OH MY GOD HE REALLY IS!

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Should bring her on the show as The Countess.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Met my best friend 18 years ago by doing his. She regularly tells me first thought of me was "Why the hell is this guy at my table?"

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It should just be exactly the same but with green's lines being edited to "Yeah, really"

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry for the convenience.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She left with her belongings in her backpack.

6 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

AI seems to have figured out hands. All is lost.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've honestly been expecting this for a while now. They'll probably be "reimbursed" for lost money as well.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Miles Morales

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Misread that as "crab people fights" and was very curious about the types of adventures you had as a kid.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Flamin hot feetoes

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"just like how we got used to Calibri" The hell I did, setting that back to TNR is one of my first priorities when I get a new computer.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0