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byronwilliams4010
#23 Cooked onions? Awesome.Makes everything better. Raw onions? You better cook those fuckin' onions unless you're ready to fight me.p
mardukkur
#11 "How did you make the stockings" was 100% my question and I didn't really even care. But still, it was answered by the meme.
mikeatike
A lot of AI slop in this dump.
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
#25 is the type of silliness that I love in life.
ricpaul
#23 Like that time I made chocolate milk from Nesquick powder and milk and thought the crunchy part was an undesolved lump of powder for a second before realising it didn't have the correct texture to be powder... That's logical as a fly has a totally different texture.
Dannyalcatraz
#5 Floridemus? Florida Huntsman Spiders?
GumbiMunch
#5 Australians don't breed. We mate.
EvPointMaster
#12 I have no idea what half of that means.
westellar
Apparently the guy in #1 suffered a broken rib. ... You read that right, a broken rib. Not jaw, face. Rib.
neithermenoryou
I guess the thing hit his chest first with the big end and then just rotated up and smacked him in the face with the handle?
TheDraven12
#11
WindowStreetJournal
#12 the broccolis are the current trend for douchebags.
JaDaSa42
#9 Flamin Hot Chee-toes
OtisTDrunk
#3 /gallery/kermit-fart-lpm1nbg
reactiveamoeba
Deadpool854
#3 hah, he has a little green ween
2old4
Wait...that's considered little??? OMG. Nevermind. I'll be leaving now.
anyamountofcheesebro
lol, my first thought was, "what's trumps dick doing there?"
MungChomper69420
#3
zeusfdelta
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMXV4Y3h1ZDF0cnozZXp2NWlhajBzM3ZtZzc4MzMxNTh6NHo3enUxYSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/g5S8jsJYpGBmo/giphy.mp4
yourlostcarkey
Bryan Freey??
Schmeggegge
Bryan Ferry of Roxy Music
Chrisantemus
#11 I need to try this with mine
ThoseRulesArentReal
#1 Can we just talk about how no one in that family is surviving. Dad is actually opening up his body and exposing soft tissue to get hit. He’s sheilding his daughter’s head from the wrong angle and Grandma has her ears protected but nothing else
ThoseRulesArentReal
…and Grandpa who actually does get hit doesn’t even have his hands up
SpiderTrike2000
#20 I always thought he said " like an Alabahma tit" IDK maybe something to do with inbred stuff..
Lizzzardwizard
#9 flamin hot cheetoes
BlueMoonTyphoon
I understand now what everyone felt when they downvoted Fartharder into Imgur fame for 'Edward Macaroni Fork'.
Murdercorpse
Flamin hot feetoes
dmcnama5
#5 hang on, Florida men are idiots. Of course they wouldn’t last half a minute and lose.
bhobby1212
#9 Cheech Marin has that same tattoo, their his Flamin Cheech toes.
AnonsAndMinions
#11 Honestly out of sheer curiosity I would LOVE to see a higher res picture of this, but every time it's posted it's the same grainy picture.
Omicron416
#11 I also choose this guy's bread wife.
psstuphere
I had no idea how hard it was being green
dghughes
#12 Last Saturday I was at a local casino for a big event and every single urinal had Zyn packets in it. The perfect spot for them, it's where they originate from anyway.
rhitard
#5 I love that the creatures of Australia are the good guys in this scenario
lasergunpewpewpew
Anything or anyone are the good guys when they are against Floridaman.
OtisTDrunk
#4
joshdlc8888
#3 but why..... why is it so.....smol....
Somnophobe
Most frogs do external fertilization. I don’t imagine that the process requires a girthy member.
rhitard
It's not easy being green.
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#11
ILikeFood2000
“Jack, butter me like one of your French rolls.”
MrGrundy
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Mzc0a2g1cGJoaDRnazc5b216Y3BhZXZydXZubjd4MmEwMHZtc3BtNyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3oaPtHC37Vx0Q/200w.webp
redpilljunkie
This couple had an idea and made the toast of it.
Skawomplious
They must be in Alabama, because she's clearly in bread.
trickflo
I'm not sure if "industry costumer" is a sex thing or a career path.