Muffsnake

12935 pts · June 20, 2012


Me: if you were a roller coaster, what would you be called? My future wife: Muffsnake. Me: [thinks] I've found the one I'm also told I need to share an opinion on cats. Here are my observations: Out of 10 cats: 1 is awesome, 3 are perfectly tolerable, and 6 are complete assholes. Out of 10 dogs: 5 are awesome, 3 are dumb but sweet, and 2 are total assholes. So... I'm a dog person. Also a writer, motorcycle enthusiast, and father of twin daughters.

Sounds like something a bottom would say.

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I had the *skystriker too. Also my favorite... gave all of my Joes to the neighbor kid. Sigh.

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Alright, dot

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Probe drivers are the worst.

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Why about the hockey stick? I was told Canadians are born with a hockey stick.

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I’m 45 so the 90s were my peak show going years. I saw 100s of bands. main difference? You used to be allowed to stage dive/ crowd surf!

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I saw them on that same tour in Tennessee!

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Ahhhaaa....When will I outgrow this type of humor?

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Anyone know what kind of dog this is? Looks similar to my mystery rescue.

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If you eat weed nothing happens. “Decarboxylating” by cooking (or smoking) converts the thca to thc, which gets you high.

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My dog would go fetch it and bring it back when I’m trying to relax on the couch.

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My dog’s name is Harvey, and he’s a derp.

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Informative and entertaining post, OP. 10/10 would recommend.

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Oof

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Yea, most rear engine vdubs had torsion bar suspension instead of leaf spring, right?

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Just out of curiosity, how common is that trick these days?

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20 degrees below body temp 78.6 degrees. 20 degrees above body temp is 118.6 degrees. Clearly humans prefer cold...I like it hot better, tho

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I have one of those... it’s basically two REALLY strong magnets with tiny pizza wheels in the middle

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Family truckster, FTW!

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Animal crossings finally came out on Xbox!?

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Star Wars- A new hope... in a drive in... in my parents faux wood paneled station wagon.

5 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the camaro collection. A fellow man of culture I see.

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Please excuse my dear aunt sally, y’all

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This particular bar was notorious for cocaine and hookers so I’m assuming he met her there ?‍♂️

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A version of this legit happened to me. In a bar while in high-school, run into my history teacher who was with a hooker. No words... nod.

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Yikes... is this from an award ceremony or a roast?

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Someone who reviewed a book I wrote referred to me as a wizard.

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Maidenfed?

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Purée plus comment, right here.

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Hand of doom- Black Sabbath

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