Me: if you were a roller coaster, what would you be called? My future wife: Muffsnake. Me: [thinks] I've found the one I'm also told I need to share an opinion on cats. Here are my observations: Out of 10 cats: 1 is awesome, 3 are perfectly tolerable, and 6 are complete assholes. Out of 10 dogs: 5 are awesome, 3 are dumb but sweet, and 2 are total assholes. So... I'm a dog person. Also a writer, motorcycle enthusiast, and father of twin daughters.
Sounds like something a bottom would say.
I had the *skystriker too. Also my favorite... gave all of my Joes to the neighbor kid. Sigh.
Alright, dot
Probe drivers are the worst.
Why about the hockey stick? I was told Canadians are born with a hockey stick.
I’m 45 so the 90s were my peak show going years. I saw 100s of bands. main difference? You used to be allowed to stage dive/ crowd surf!
I saw them on that same tour in Tennessee!
Ahhhaaa....When will I outgrow this type of humor?
Anyone know what kind of dog this is? Looks similar to my mystery rescue.
If you eat weed nothing happens. “Decarboxylating” by cooking (or smoking) converts the thca to thc, which gets you high.
My dog would go fetch it and bring it back when I’m trying to relax on the couch.
My dog’s name is Harvey, and he’s a derp.
Informative and entertaining post, OP. 10/10 would recommend.
Oof
Yea, most rear engine vdubs had torsion bar suspension instead of leaf spring, right?
Just out of curiosity, how common is that trick these days?
20 degrees below body temp 78.6 degrees. 20 degrees above body temp is 118.6 degrees. Clearly humans prefer cold...I like it hot better, tho
I have one of those... it’s basically two REALLY strong magnets with tiny pizza wheels in the middle
Family truckster, FTW!
Animal crossings finally came out on Xbox!?
Star Wars- A new hope... in a drive in... in my parents faux wood paneled station wagon.
Ah yes, the camaro collection. A fellow man of culture I see.
Please excuse my dear aunt sally, y’all
This particular bar was notorious for cocaine and hookers so I’m assuming he met her there ?♂️
A version of this legit happened to me. In a bar while in high-school, run into my history teacher who was with a hooker. No words... nod.
Yikes... is this from an award ceremony or a roast?
Someone who reviewed a book I wrote referred to me as a wizard.
Maidenfed?
Purée plus comment, right here.
Hand of doom- Black Sabbath