Muffsnake

12935 pts ยท June 20, 2012


Me: if you were a roller coaster, what would you be called? My future wife: Muffsnake. Me: [thinks] I've found the one I'm also told I need to share an opinion on cats. Here are my observations: Out of 10 cats: 1 is awesome, 3 are perfectly tolerable, and 6 are complete assholes. Out of 10 dogs: 5 are awesome, 3 are dumb but sweet, and 2 are total assholes. So... I'm a dog person. Also a writer, motorcycle enthusiast, and father of twin daughters.

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Childhood money well spent

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Is this where I buy original content?

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Not missing this

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I'm not falling for that joke again

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Happy holidays, you beautiful jerks

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Ratchet Wench magazine? What a time to be alive!

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I find your lack of holiday cheer... disturbing

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Kids: Before & After

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Haha, very funny. How do I teach my 2yo girls the meaning of the word "alleged"?

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