MrsSinner

4725 pts ยท December 25, 2013


He's evolved beyond dad jokes. Now he's on the legendary granddad jokes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fact that Trump didn't win the popular vote, but is still President would disagree with you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Attractiveness be damned, act a donkey and I will react accordingly. Period.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Our brain is programmed to look for negatives. It's adaptive and helps keep us alive. It also means we are remembered by our last worst act.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have so many questions. Don't even know where to begin.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't disrepect my flag in any way. No garments, cups, etc. My government my be awful, but my government isn't the whole country.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

As someone who has bled for that flag, they are lucky all he did was extinguish the flames.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 14

I'm ashamed of how long it took me...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know why this is being downvoted. You acknowledged flawed thinking. Good on you!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Babies cry at the frequency range that is most distressing for humans as a survival mechanism. We are compelled to make the crying stop.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It was easier to find them when they were more popular.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Seems like that would be painting a big target on the child?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where I'm from, earfucking means eavesdropping. Talking constantly over top of someone is audio sodomy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My pibbles adopted a kitten. He thinks he's a murder dog now.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Upvoting for Lilo and Stitch

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My pit bulls adopted a kitten. He is now grown and thinks he's a dog. It gets pretty hiarious sometimes.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My pit bulls adopted a kitten. He is now grown and thinks he's a dog. It gets pretty hilarious.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I took me years to stop seeing aggression where there was none.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I'm an amazon with MMA training, so that doesn't work with me, unfortunately. :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

American Staffordshire Terrier. Super sweet and the best nanny dogs. Mine are 8 & 9. Couldn't ask for better companions for my little girl.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

People cut opening in their door for their pets, typically covered with a flap of some sort. Joke about fat cat not fitting through hole.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you want Terminators? Because this is how you get Terminators!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I throat punched him once when he tried to hold me and calm me down. I feel horrible about it despite having no memory of it at all.

9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

I fell so bad for my SO. He can't do anything to comfort me bc I will attack him if he touches me. So he just has to wait it out. Apparently

9 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 1

+1 for not having Word Porn stamped on every bloody one of these.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wish it were longer.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sitting at work right now just peanut butter and jealous of a dog. This is a sad state of affairs.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Filthy swit was always my favorite.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0