Zlimeshili
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Zlimeshili
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Khrome
This bitch sees through my Nightborn disguise EVERY TIME i find a mana gem or Arcwine
ARealDjentleman
StevieMcSteveface
Fucking Indoril armour, I was gutted there wasnt any in the Dragonborn DLC.
GoCanadaGo
Outlander.
Aurulious
I always upvote cosplay and I am always in the mood for Morrowind. Muthsera!
myweaknessisstrong
At first I thought the helmet was makeup, but then I realized it weren't. THAT is how you cosplay.
darntootin
I fucken love morrowind! LET'S NOT MAKE THIS OFFICIAL OUTLANDER!
vauhtihirmu
Move along. *next one comes along* I'm watching you, scum!
LeTomCat
Where did you get that! The armor you wear is sacred to our Order. You shall be punished with blood!
Inanist
AMacGyver
Fucking hated these guys, but damn if they didn't have some sweet ass armor.
cariadically
May the Three watch over you
WodenEmrys
You N'wah.
CrimsonFuckr
No! *slap* That's OUR word. Not yours!
IAmNotASkeleton
You s'wit.
Shickydakubofick
Die fetcher!
Muthsera
*see username
OtheBobo
Those guards were the bulk of my wealth. Taunt till they attack. Than you can kill them and take their armor. I think each set was 12k.
Draygen
I accidentally talked to one while wearing their helmet. All of them declared me a mortal enemy. So much armor to sell. So much gold to earn
WilliamTorpedo
Most badass elder scrolls armor.
WilliamTorpedo
Great cosplay anyway
Thornaxe
Bah. Daedric was the shit. And you actually had to ducking work for it. Not reach a certain level when every bandit has half a suit.
ElbowDeepInASnake
So many memories of being mercilessly slaughter by them every-time I tried to steal something
TheLastPaladin
Those guys scared the shit out of me, because I was a mediocre thief. But then I learned how to summon Golden Saints and I ruled that city.
vauhtihirmu
Ordinators are one of my favorite guys in Morrowind, but only when they hate my guts. There's something nice about walking through Vivec (1)
vauhtihirmu
with these zealots itching to beat me down but unable to, because they serve the law. (2/2)
Umajianu
First one is Confession Ordinator
nicominet
This is awesome... except for the shoes. Morrowind artistic direction was really badass. Much more than in oblivion and skyrim.
JoshuaMadoc
It can only get worse in ES6. Eventually ES10 will only have two of everything, and it'll be mobile-exclusive. Just watch.
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
★★★★★☆☆
C0mtraya
ReitnesTenought
skree skree
Raithul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn_h9L4l2Rg
DovahQuinn
Damn, I forgot about these guys.
ironballsmcginty
You should smile more.
ForgotMyOtherAcct
Wonderful!
HsuDoNihm
Ordineuter.
Keairan
Don't ever wear these guy's armor if you don't want to spend the rest of the game killing them.
threelitreassengine
You can wear pauldrons, gauntlets, boots and shield without pissing them off
IUpVoteDadJokes
Such a horrifying yet fun discovery the first time round. I just found a dead one and took his great armor, and it turned into The Fugitive.
Keairan
Mine turned into Rambo, first blood. "I don't want to kill you, but you leave me no choice" It was extra annoying cause I had so much to (1)
Keairan
do in Vivec after that happened.
lalwaysupvotecatsandTHT
We're watching you... scum.
ReitnesTenought
Keep moving!
vauhtihirmu
Let's not make this official, outlander. Move along!
analnipple666
Ordinators had the creepiest voices omg
KingNova
The best was killing these dudes out of line of sight in the game and stealing their sweet armor
CassiusFaux
And then forgetting you were wearing it and walking by one. Which made them all want to murder you on sight.
OtherErinFromTheOffice
OUTLANDER....WHAT do you WANT!?
MolagKenaIsBestGirl
Muthsera.
OtherErinFromTheOffice
I wish I could play Morrowind for the first time again. That being said, I think a new character tonight is in order.
MolagKenaIsBestGirl
I've played every TES game there is (even all the mobile games) and to this day Morrowind remains my absolute favorite entry and no one 1/2
MolagKenaIsBestGirl
2/2 can convince me that it isn't one of the best RPG'S of all time.
mosjoo
lol I was gonna make this exact comment
TheLastPaladin
You N'wa!
mosjoo
Seriously my favorite insult
OtherErinFromTheOffice
I liked when you would kill an NPC and she would say "STUPIT!" (stupid) in the most awkward way.
MrsSinner
Filthy swit was always my favorite.
TheLastPaladin
It always made me giggle as I pelted them with arrows from a rooftop that could only be reached with Master-level acrobatics.
JoreckRJasra
I always just stood in the middle of a large planter and hit them with lightning bolts, they can't jump ship they just run at you endlessly
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
Wjat game is this from ?
thebestsauce
Elder scrolls sweetie
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
Thanks
dEdGrimley
Morrowind
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
Thanks
buttstufficles
man I loved killing these guys early game by glitching them and then selling their armour to a crab for tons of gold. good times
Patavan
tryhard
doodybird
Blame Bethesduh for leaving so many easily exploitable holes in their games. Completely crush the economy and progression with zero effort.
SteelIsTheAnswer
Much easier to taunt/insult them into attacking you then letting other guards kill them. Best way to get some decent gear very early.
scrotiemcdicknass
I was never able to find that crab...
ReitnesTenought
He's not that hard to find once you get to him. Just head directly east from the easternmost bridge leading out of Vivec (Telvanni district)
ReitnesTenought
And look for him on an island southeast of a Dwemer ruin called Mzahnch. UESP has a map: http://mwmap.uesp.net/?centeron=Mudcrab+Merchant
Frodomann1
Fucking love that crab. Really wish they had him in the later games. Not only for the easily exploitable wealth, but also the sheer novelty.
Zlimeshili
They had that creeper ... daedra imp thing in later games
Frodomann1
Hmmm, Oh yeah, I forgot about him.
somethingmeaningfultosomeoneatsomepointintime
I don't what this is supposed to be, but damn it looks good. Great work.
vauhtihirmu
They're also called Ordinators and serve as the armed forces of the local religion, really tough but also pretty bigoted.
WokeGhettoSpiritualist
Elder Scrolls Dark Elf Ordinators are guards.
Mushroombadger
Guards of Vivec City from Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind.
ARealDjentleman
SnugglyBurrick
*gargles thumbtacks* We're watching you. Scum.
ReitnesTenought
A badass voice comes from badass background: living in the shadow of an active volcano.
SnugglyBurrick
I like that they brought it back for Jiub's cameo in Skyrim
Mushroombadger
The voice acting in Morrowind was pretty on point compared to Oblivion and Skyrim.
SnugglyBurrick
It helps that it's mostly text in Morrowind. More resources to spend on single sentence voice acting than fully voiced
BalognaTony
remembering how freakin good this game was.
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NickGeer
Is that Robin Sparkles?
UnrulyBeast
I too have flashbacks to a killer orgasm I had in the 80s when I think of Morrowind.
tpgreyknight
I don't know what game this is, but that outfit makes me want to try it.
vauhtihirmu
If you get it, get the Overhaul Mod for to give a facelift to he graphics. Though I prefer the original faces tbh.
Thornaxe
Do it. Awesome game.
IHatePuns
Morrowind. Gonna be honest, games have come so far since its release that it just felt kinda frustrating last time I played it. Classic tho.
IHateyouIfyouremoreattractivethanme
And yet to this day it's still among the top 5 rpgs of all time and possibly in the top 3 Western rpgs of all time, that's how awesome it is
FutureRetroism
Those mechanics sucked at the time too. The journal on that thing on consoles is almost entirely unusable. I never did the main quest anyway
IHatePuns
I was never a fan of the combat
IUpVoteDadJokes
Hence the excitement over the Skywind (in progress) and Morroblivion (finished) overhaul mods.
IHatePuns
I wish I had a PC :/
iatha
You can pay it again on steam. Add in the Morrowind Overhaul mod pack to improve graphics and gameplay and you're set
vauhtihirmu
Been on a playthrough for a few months now (on and off), the sunrise always amazes me and I make a point to be outside for it.
tetracycloide
Man I can't wait for skywind to finally have some sort of public release...
IUpVoteDadJokes
Morriblivion is already out (search for a fully modded install guide on TESRenewal). I set it up last night: memories came flooding back.
tetracycloide
Never much cared for oblivion's engine though, I'd rather play a modded morrowind personally.
ForgotMyOtherAcct
unfortunate part of skywind: tamriel rebuilt is not compatible.
NarcTM
Didn't that get a cease and desist from bethesda?
IHateyouIfyouremoreattractivethanme
From what I remember no cause you still need skyrim to play it and it's non profit so there really is no point in Beth going after it.
IUpVoteDadJokes
It did. Skywind (in progress) and Morroblivion (finished) now use an alternative, legal method instead.