MrNintendoJr

1803 pts ยท July 15, 2016


I wanted to buy the butt tardigrade but I can only make the butt tardigrade. Why has god forsaken me?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's this from?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That little cheese precum that popped out of the side had me feeling a certain kinda way

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it rated for back hair? Asking for a friend.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me and your mom

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I should call him

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When I worked for a course we had a special tool that dipped the ring outside the hole so any ball that close was guaranteed to go in

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my head I heard him call the child a "little twat"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Things like this is why only fans is shutting down

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I must be a fatty because that looks like what I eat for brinner every day

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dang this bionicles movie looks great

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That thing in picture 3 was in the tv show stargate sg-1.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like beast from xmen

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bro it's free. Just go to the app store on your iPhone.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are the genitals in the front pair or the rear pair?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was a stupid response. Youre a stupid person. Most people don't know these things.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On a serious note I'm super jeleous he has an armchair in his bedroom.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I used to do parking lines in city lots and it's not steady hands that does it. It's a boss that will throw a wrench at you if you mess up.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I assumed it would be a Hemsworth body style workout but he's actually doing one less fit people can do. I'm impressed.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welp I definitely found out something new about myself today.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's actually trickling down to the bottom workers for once. And they have finally started treating us well.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know this is bad but the Homedepot I work at being classified as essential has increased our profit exponentially as a store and (1/2)

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If this doesn't turn into DLC I'm gonna be disappointed

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one that gets pissy that I'm looking at her is my Chinese water dragon. I love her but she's a capital B.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What episode is that first image from?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No he's right, 25 cents is a quarter. .25 cents would be a quarter of a single cent. Four would make one single cent. Grammar not even once.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Why is superman so upset?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0