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Fransuas
Eggcellent
nsklein
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Syaoron
Congrats dude that's great time
nsklein
Thanks! Really enjoyed it start to finish
CrazedDrifter
You are Eggcellent
nsklein
MaximumEffort
Keep posting these! They are great!
nsklein
Thanks!
Ireallydontknowwhattowritedownhere
#1 ? love that look!
nsklein
Glad you enjoyed it!
FabiosStallMucker
nsklein
Ohhhh yeahhh
VindictiveBathToaster
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AFistfulOfDollHairs
I believe this is yours
Huhwhatcrazy
What's the white stuff?
nsklein
Gravy!!
scottEkarate
nsklein
Now that is one big pile of
upthehillandtotheright
Is that like 30% sour cream
nsklein
That’s gravy!
Draltair5
I could do it if I was allowed to smoke weed while eating
nsklein
mikeatike
Between your last 2 poats, how are you still alive?
MissKalanek
He pooped. a lot.
nsklein
Yes! Thanks for checking!
MEGALODONKY
nsklein
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noyoutellmeYOURpasword
Seriously! How was it the day after?
nsklein
This was my third omelette challenge in four days. Just felt pretty full and had a nice workout the next day
Sinisfun
I weep for his plumbing
nsklein
Good thing I was on vacation!
Sinisfun
TrashJSObject
Never in my wildest thoughts would I have thought the Pinecone Cafe would make it to Imgur front page!
nsklein
Glad to support :)
caledric
No sour cream for me please
nsklein
That’s gravy!
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buttondick
What is gravy where you are from? And where are you from?
PyroFox35
Thank god! I thought it was sour cream too ?.
cloggedkarma
I just ate and after visiting your YouTube I’m so hungry again.. +1
cloggedkarma
Wait, you eat crazy amounts of food and paint? What a renaissance man..
nsklein
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nsklein
Thanks for the support! New video tonight 530est, you might get even hungrier!
LordOfThePenguin
That’s not an omelet… that’s a pile of loose fillings with scrambled eggs on top.
meatsmokertx
Looks like an omelet between two piles of loose fillings :/
nsklein
It was still awesome!!
YouDumbBastard
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Wuz314159
If not for the onions and seamen glazing, it looks delicious.
Deekermanns
You've never experienced the delight of an omelette smothered in gravy?
embodymentofgattaca
For some reason I thought that was sour cream. I'd try gravy on an omelette!
nsklein
Lots of people thought it was sour cream so don’t worry
nsklein
It was good with all that stuff ?
ImNotReallyADoctor
I wish I can do eating challenges like this without being labeled as "fatass" or "disgusting"
nsklein
Has that happened to you?
derzilly
If you're even a little bit overweight, ordering a lot of something can make bigots take notice.
nsklein
That sucks. Sorry to hear that
FluffyPharmacist
Similar to Beth's cafe in Washington. 12 egg and hash browns. Wasn't too difficult.
nsklein
If I ever get that way I’ll do it!
derzilly
My partner & I split Beth's big plate lol.
nsklein
Did you both finish?
derzilly
We share one plate, I eat about 1/3 and he eats the rest.
frobro2
I always upvote MTU. Go huskies
monkeyfartzzz
KBC beer - widow maker
nsklein
I prefer pic axe blonde
monkeyfartzzz
Very good also!
nsklein
Yes. Go huskies!
deyhauk
e to the x dx dy, e to the x dx, secant cosine tangent sine, 3.14159, pi pi radical mu, beat 'em beat 'em MTU
nsklein
Oh man I’m rolling!! ???
LordHosk
Always downvote Tech. Go Lakers!
NatesSauceLab
Is this the same dude? Looks like it. How many challenges has he done?
nsklein
I’ve won over 100. Yep same guy as the other post!
NatesSauceLab
Damn dude. Take care of yourself.
nsklein
Thanks. I do
noyoutellmeYOURpasword
Follow up Q: Do you go for volume challenges? Or any kind of eating contest? Which was the most difficult one?
nsklein
Any I can find. I prefer the man vs food to the contests against people. Fav was a 2ft Stromboli!
ZaphodBbx
A clear violation of the 'never eat anything bigger than your head' rule.
SideEffectsOfJuice
But his plate has another big chunk still left. I say, he might well have more food than head still!
TotallyNotASnail
Grow a bigger head?
ZaphodBbx
Sounds like something a snail would say...we don't all have pseudopods you know...
nsklein
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3crowsBeast
nice, I grew up with those comics, fucked me up good
phondeux
I was introduced to Kliban through, "Wack your porcupine," the poems really roped me in. Piggly, Wiggly, Bird Bath, Pie,...
NotAThrowAwayJustDontWantToUseMyRealName
ever since he ate that cue ball he measures everything first
Larktonguesinadicecup
Wow. A non-cat Kliban in the wild. Bizarre. Never seen that happen before.
ZaphodBbx
If it helps I do own this shirt...but I haven't worn it in a while.
ZaphodBbx
shekilledcovid
It's always the skinny guys/gals. How do you out this much food inside you and not die? I'm fat as hell but this is like 600 lb life food.
nsklein
All in moderation. Exercise a lot and eat very healthy on off days.
shekilledcovid
Do you remember the movie Matilda, there is a scene where a kid is forced to eat an entire chocolate cake. Always been a bit jealous lol
nsklein
Never saw it but man that sounds awesome!
MadHakon
In your previous post, you ate 7lbs of food. Women who are pregnant have babies that are 7lbs. How do you not look pregnant?!
shekilledcovid
2. The uterus that holds the placenta as well
nsklein
I also did another 4 pound omelette on top of those two in four days. I drink a lot of water. Not to gross out but I’m also very regular.
MadHakon
Obviously this all ends with some aliens hearing of your ability and challenging you by plating up the Earth and telling you to go for it
nsklein
I’m down for that !
shekilledcovid
3. If she is carrying more towards the back, she might not look pregnant. There was a fitness instructor who was 9 months and still had abs.
shekilledcovid
By the time he eats he's chewed the food which is soft now. In the woman , it's not just a solid 7 lb baby but also the uterus
shekilledcovid
4. Forgot the amniotic sac + umbilical cord. Hooray for useless facts in my head!
MadHakon
All you're saying is that he could go around eating peoples babies and we would never even know.
shekilledcovid
That's a lot of Amber Alerts.
silentwolf1999
Science behind is they say skinnier people stomachs can stretch more.
nsklein
Yes, the less fat in your abdomen means less stress on stomach
shekilledcovid
This is gonna sound dumb but how does it get back to normal size?
silentwolf1999
I'd assume it's like weightlifting. The less you use your muscles the smaller they get.
shekilledcovid
He's like a stomach weight lifter.
nsklein
It’s like a muscle you have to train it. If you stop it will get smaller
shekilledcovid
if I stop....so...have a healthy relationship with food? ?????
nsklein
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shekilledcovid
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JackTheRippersBrotherHowie
everything under the egg looks like shit swept up off the floor.
nsklein
It may look like that but it tasted great
JackTheRippersBrotherHowie
did it get a ice blanket of ketchup?
nsklein
No I dont like ketchup on anything but burgers and fries
MsSparkles
As a teen I ordered the lumberjack breakfast at a Denny’s or some shit and the waiter looked at me, laughed, and said “that’s too much” 1/
nsklein
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MsSparkles
I was a scrawny ass kid and immediately took that as a challenge. I ate it all. Every fucking bit of it. Entirely out of spite
nsklein
Yessssss!!!
MsSparkles
I was so uncomfortable afterwards but so happy lol.
tcpolecat7
How? No seriously, how have they had so few winners?! That looks like a large meal, but not so large you can't eat it in one sitting....
nsklein
Looks can be deceiving!
tcpolecat7
True, it's hard to properly gage depth and/or density. But seriously, we here in the US are fat bastards....
nsklein
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