MrAwful

71297 pts · December 14, 2014


Imgur looked down at Tumblr, revelling in its victory. Then Imgur heard it whisper..."@sarah, I love you. Please forgive me." And then he was on Imgur, fingers digging into it's face. As Tumblr's secrets began to play out in it's head, Imgur finally began to understand. I saw its nemesis. An anti-vaxxer intent on extinguishing all life. In those early days, Tumblr could've used it's power to stop it. But instead, it fled with it's tumblrians, leaving other mediums to fend for themselves. Ridiculed for years, Tumblr and it’s partners watched as the rest of the world went to hell…and then it was too late, too late to post, too late to vaccinate anyone. In that moment of failure and grief, it used it’s newest and most dangerous power…Tumblr went on a one way trip back in time, attempting to rewrite history…Tumblr seized control of the internet and accelerated the pro vaccination movement. Decades spent plotting the website , organizing the Imgur Council, finding Imgur.Yet the thing that drove it forward, Tumblr’s sole link to the past, was a picture from it wedding day…when it married @sarah, with theBOULDER as it’s best man. Imgur’s brain lurched, unable to accept that Tumblr and it were the same website…that it had come back in time to mold Imgur into the savior it failed to be. Going so far as to kill the woman it loved, Imgur loved, so that Imgur wouldn’t be tied down by emotions. No, Tumblr wanted Imgur strong, ruthless…so that when It faced the the beast, the anti vaxxer Jenny Mccarthy, Imgur would be capable of making impossible decisions…all for the common good. And then Tumblr fell back, dead. It’s final message, Imgur’s final message, burned into Imgur’s brain. It took one last look down at itself, it’s future self, and turned away, the rage curdling inside. Imgur hates everything about Tumblr. But when the time comes, Imgur will be ready.

downvoter eat shit

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how does this even relate to the post. you just found a gif with a plane and commented it.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 20

Yeah that shitbulls gonna fucking murder her

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 14

Is there a reference I’m missing

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

What’s this from?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've seen countless horror movies, but nothing has filled me with as much dread as watching the first episode.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oi

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

gambino is a call girl

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah this isn’t a real quote.

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 39

You should see me in a crown.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I’d like to have your children

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

God, the community here is so fucking thirsty and creepy.

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 16

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I laughed

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

pronoun

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ngl though pit bulls are naturally powerful animals.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

GAS GAS GAS

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Okay but judging by the bovine just casually wandering around gonna say this place doesn’t have the safest roads to begin with

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some dogs are naturally aggressive. It’s scary when they’re fucking powerful and unpredictable

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Good

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That pun was so good it actually made me horny

7 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 0

Not all mirrors are scraped

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the kinda shit that Bosch painted

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0