MrAwful

71297 pts · December 14, 2014


Imgur looked down at Tumblr, revelling in its victory. Then Imgur heard it whisper..."@sarah, I love you. Please forgive me." And then he was on Imgur, fingers digging into it's face. As Tumblr's secrets began to play out in it's head, Imgur finally began to understand. I saw its nemesis. An anti-vaxxer intent on extinguishing all life. In those early days, Tumblr could've used it's power to stop it. But instead, it fled with it's tumblrians, leaving other mediums to fend for themselves. Ridiculed for years, Tumblr and it’s partners watched as the rest of the world went to hell…and then it was too late, too late to post, too late to vaccinate anyone. In that moment of failure and grief, it used it’s newest and most dangerous power…Tumblr went on a one way trip back in time, attempting to rewrite history…Tumblr seized control of the internet and accelerated the pro vaccination movement. Decades spent plotting the website , organizing the Imgur Council, finding Imgur.Yet the thing that drove it forward, Tumblr’s sole link to the past, was a picture from it wedding day…when it married @sarah, with theBOULDER as it’s best man. Imgur’s brain lurched, unable to accept that Tumblr and it were the same website…that it had come back in time to mold Imgur into the savior it failed to be. Going so far as to kill the woman it loved, Imgur loved, so that Imgur wouldn’t be tied down by emotions. No, Tumblr wanted Imgur strong, ruthless…so that when It faced the the beast, the anti vaxxer Jenny Mccarthy, Imgur would be capable of making impossible decisions…all for the common good. And then Tumblr fell back, dead. It’s final message, Imgur’s final message, burned into Imgur’s brain. It took one last look down at itself, it’s future self, and turned away, the rage curdling inside. Imgur hates everything about Tumblr. But when the time comes, Imgur will be ready.

Lake Mungo

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Is there a way to see the exact number of favorited posts I have on imgur?

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I drew my friends and came out looking like a Death Grips album cover

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It's LNI somewhere

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IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH MESOTHELIOMA, YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION

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I like this picture of my cat.

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When your mom convinces you to go out

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Palomar Mountain Observatory

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dahg

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When you hit the bong too hard and your friend checks on you

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And then Lamar said "Sit down; be humble."

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When someone touches your food

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When you forget to feed your cat and it comes to punish you

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When I make a pun and wait for the person to get it

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Seen at Barnes and Noble

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The Ballad of Ella

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Meth: Before and after

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Miniature tumblr bullshit/"kin" Cringe Dump

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Eh?

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Seen at the UCSD campus

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When you come home from the funeral to find Chigurh waiting for you

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same

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Not even sorry

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Team Zombie?

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So I made a "cute" comic. Worth the read, trust me. Or don't.

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Pretty sure this is an omen...

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When she gives you the "I know you are but what am I?"

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It's Christmas Eve, why not start a Christmas selfie thread?

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Remember 4chan's invasion of tumblr?

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Small Sketchbook Dump

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OC. 16 y/o. Sorry for evenlessthanpotato quality, taken on shitty chromebook webcam

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Mine kitten

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howdy

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In the spirit of Christmas, I humbly offer you the first thing I favorited.

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Small Space Suit dump

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Sue me

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Not safe for children

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;)

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Browsing my computer when I find this

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What scared me the most as a kid

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I fucking dare you

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This is Monty

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This is my last attempt at making FP

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It's 3:42 AM on a Monday morning

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