Mortyality

20 pts ยท January 15, 2017


But...I like domino's

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I am aroused.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Stripper poles.....spin?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Aaaaayy, the show with everones favorite superhero, Caped Baldy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I googled this because I don't trust ppl, but you are 100% correct Sir.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Tag me up Feller!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honey Badger don't give a fuck.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If we fix the roads than what would we have left to talk about to eachother? It's funny when you guys het upset about our roads :)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cook elaborate meals. So thank you for the recipe and if you have anymore of these I'd love to try 'em out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just shared this recipe with alot of friends and family who, like myself, love easy pasta recipes because we don't have much time to...1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@OP you need to put this story on paper, sounds like a Hollywood blockbuster to me, they love drama. Good luck to you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1000 upvoted, you're welcome.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait...Is it possible to be mentally abused and not know it's been done to you?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

People, what a bunch of basterds.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Last time I waited 3 weeks before I finaly tot a text from my friends, so maybe just give it some more time? Chin up and browse imugr

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvoted because yes to ALLLLL of that!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0