Morphacks

1394 pts ยท August 6, 2013


Doughnut in norwegian ?

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I feel like it's on me.........

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk, but we probably wont believe it!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Remember/realized what I'd done*

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One time I drove to the store, and walked home. Later that day I was wondering where tf my car was, and then I remembered...

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I have to fuck demons and shit in May? Can't wait. That's actually my fetish.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm the same way. A specialist told me it was because my "lunghairs" were overly sensetive. You know why you do it?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh lol, I thought Phoebe said "tiny dancer" and that 'Tony Danza' was the original lyric.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

tiny dancer*

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 31

It's ok. I still like you.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is literally what you're supposed to do? Jump head first down the escalator?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Have you ever been hit on by Bruce Les while taking the bus?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

24 times. You know what I mean.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But what if you live in a small apartment?

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm looking at the fish.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

This needs a Liveleak watermark.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And blind

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't worry. It might be dead.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Money?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You get fisted?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He does not

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This is my dream. Can't wait for retirement. Only 30 yrs left! :D

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

made him fly 3-4 meters backwards. That one's more believable imo.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That aftermatch clip has also been attached to other accident videos. A guy got hit by a swinging tree branch which hit him in the chin and

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I nailed the thumbcum

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Rabies?

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I hope they don't serve shit.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0