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That escalated quickly
#memes #flight #parents #hurryup
Feb 18, 2020 5:56 AM
Amemeinglesslife
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#memes #flight #parents #hurryup
firecloud42
“That’s a very bad idea” guy Is me at work when a customer is doing something stupid or against our rules
14November
That's a very bad idea he said
JackYouMagnificentSoB
Maybe it's because parents have lived long enough to have missed a flight because of something unexpected
theonlydanever
When an Irishman tells you something is a very bad idea... it's a very bad idea.
DefinitelyNotCrazy
As a flight attendant I wish more people took making their connections more seriously.
LovelyMover
What a dickhead
plainoldfool
Common is usually so much nicer. But hey, his flight does leave in only 5 hours
88Zombies
Great deflection by the person at the front of the queue tho! Saved a lot of booboos
battlepants
At least it looks like the only person hurt was himself. Still a dick though.
LovelyMover
Exactly he could have really hurt a lot of people if they started falling. Rule# 1 arse around by all means but only endanger yourself.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Like that one chase scene in Hardcore Henry and the protagonist just kind of accidentally tackles down a woman.
res20stupid
Well, it's a two hour drive from my house, airport security at the place is a bitch and there's a *really* good sit-down restaurant there.
Zargas
My wife is like this. Oh and when you get start boaring she gets in the line. Even standing at the end with empty chairs around us. ARG
LasciviousHedgehog
My parents always want to be at the airport way earlier than normal, I just tell people its because they are on a government watchlist
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joelpkTerror
My sister gave me shit for trying to hurry her up to get to the airport. Telling me I was stressing her out. She missed the flight.
nothebees
In 97 I was in a flooding subway, the stairs were still working with cascading water, slipped and hit a corner with my knee.
nothebees
Warsaw subway opened that year, and we had giant floods that year, turns out the subway wasn't rain proofed properly.
Schattenlaeufer
That DEescalated quickly.
GE90FAN
Now missed the flight because he has a gash in his head
Foolhardyspider
Between 0:01 and 0:02 he gets pushed to the floor by a man
Alyeesi
That deescalated quickly.
wobblecopterrrr
I tripped on an escalator one time, those corners go right in
ImTripping
Me too but the corners folded in on themselves.
KiwiEel
Happened to me in a shopping mall when I was a kid. Went into a store afterwards and felt blood running down my leg. Still have the scar.
triplenuts
Those corners are called teeth
riffifi
Yup. Missed a step once running up, I could see my tibia when I managed to stop the bleeding. Still feel a dent in the bone 20 years later.
AgamemnonsMemes
I still have a big dent in my knee from one.
FuzzyBear
https://www.nst.com.my/news/2016/06/150364/boy-whose-genitals-were-trapped-escalator-escaped-serious-injury
hungriesthippo
Fuuuuck.... tried to scroll past and clicked the link. Loaded immediately (thanks for nothing super fast internet) and that is a bad time...
sileeds
digitalwhisper11
Flossugar
Tripping on the escalator is the worst. Nothing like falling down 49 flights of stairs.
nrvagntsoleatr360
That are metal and sharp
Aksuuuh
Fall slowly and the stair count is 50... 51... 52... 53...
FuzzyBear
wickerman406
That’s a very bad idea
DropBearAttack
Understatement of the hour lmao
RhymingEverything
what is he doing?
KainWhisper
That escalatored quickly.
LiterallyNothingAvailable
This made me laugh more than I’d like to admit.
BaronvonSimian
Stairway to heaven
Milchbube
Actually made me laugh out loud
doctorbackiotomy
sorry for the convenience
CasualFascist
I thought he did a good job deescalating the situation.
eskimojoeshow
“Clever pun”
Sillysausages
First watch I thought he wasn't wearing trousers
TheRealCorb
DropBearAttack
Never hurry on an escalator, never jump in an elevator. And if either seems full, wait or take the stairs. Escalator in freefall is no joke.
BikiniSamuraiBun
That's a very bad idea. And quite a poor execution.
BarrackHusseinIslamabama
"that's a very bad idea" *HOWLER MONKEY NOISES*
DannyWhizbang
Yeah but if you need to board near NYC then 5 hours isn't a bad buffer for traffic, just sayin...
Mendeleyev2
In Kansas City, you can show up less than an hour until flight time and be fine. It’s 20 minutes to get from parking to gate. Love it here.
dashriproc1
Yeah, but you have to live in Kansas City. Pass.
JustinSpicer
cool story bro
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Love that airport, too bad they're replacing it.
dogestyle
I showed up 90 minutes before my flight in Dallas once, and still missed it because of the bottleneck known as the security check
AntiPiety
Well it’s 2 hours domestic, and 3 hours int’l so that’s on you
ChainmailleAddict
Good thing they stop terrorists and aren't just there for security theater!
dogestyle
Guess I should have paid for tsa+
Greneyez58
That's a dumb ass
AntiPiety
Hate these memes because it’s literally what you’re supposed to do. 3 hours int’l, 2 hours domestic. Buffers, traffic etc = close to 5 hours
joelpkTerror
Yeah I don't get it. Flights are expensive and I'd rather waste time at the airport than miss my flight due to traffic/transport delays.
Morphacks
This is literally what you're supposed to do? Jump head first down the escalator?
AntiPiety
You got me, I misused “literally”, damn it
Morphacks
It's ok. I still like you.
TheLastSpaceman
TAMALICA IS COMIN!
IBiteTheOnesILove
YEAAHH!
RUUUUNitsTODDZIRAAAAH
TAMLAMICA!
davebeastly
boxbackknitties
It's like the human being example of why cops avoid high speed pursuits in traffic.
StarkRG
American cops don't. High speed chase? Fuck yeah, maybe we'll get on the news!
beentheredonethattshirtmaker
Right, well, you’re wrong.
StarkRG
The news seems to suggest otherwise.
ChrisThrasher
Uuuugh. It disgusts me that you are most likely correct on that.
boxbackknitties
They are not correct...but the blind hatred is just fascinating.
boxbackknitties
I live iin the US...this has been a common rule for a long time. Try not to hate so blindly.
StarkRG
And yet it still happens all the time. It's almost like too many cops think they're above the law.
TK421isAFK
Not sure what state you're in, but most US police agencies have a policy to not engage in high-speed pursuits if there are cars/people near.
ThisIsNotANameItsASandwich
Lmao im sure the police in that fuck hole country have alot of 'policys' that they definitely follow. They shot any unarmed dudes recently?
beentheredonethattshirtmaker
Jesus imgur is way to anti cop lately.
ThisIsNotANameItsASandwich
Cops are way too shooty shooty STOP RESISTING SIR/u got a loitering loicence m8, lately
StarkRG
That's because there are WAY too many bad ones. And before you go quoting some statistic, I don't care what it is, it's too many.
CodeBit
Shhh let them circle jerk about America, it keeps them from realizing their own countries problems
TK421isAFK
Don't seem to hear much about Brexit lately, do we? I guess it got Corona virus'ed off the front page.
gibberishDude
Yea, we have problems and random shootings or spending all the money you have on one pill is very much not among them.
MovedToast
....Because an American would never have anything negative to say about America.
TK421isAFK
Exactly. Californian here; I have a LOT of negative things to say about our government. Kinda hard to find good things some days.
TheBlackSw0rdsman
Every country has problems, let's not pretend there aren't any circle jerking exaggerated patriotism in all countries.
NitroTheChampZach