MooseThings

913 pts ยท January 8, 2016


I'm just a Moose.

Very, but what's that got to do with the price of tea in China?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smash Mouth/ Tool cover band singer

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do we still do 'Its a terrible day for rain'? No? Ok

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

At one point in time dogs must have looked at humans and said "There's a species that's fucked" and decided we needed their help.

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

It's websites like this that keep me from finishing books

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah it was called like The Invader or something and it killed Tom. It's still one of the most haunting things in my life

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Didn't the ship get filled with some crazy red goo?

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

There needs to be a double upvote for shit you're extra serious about

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Legendary

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cop: "What color was the car?" Me: "Holographic Charizard?"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If #8 is the funniest thing that's happened to you, then you really need to get out more

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Seriously though, where can I get that sweater?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope you're calling him Garff

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate myself for finding this so funny.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Disco Bandits for the win

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I worked at Jimmy John's, if someone wasn't being fast enough I'd tell them to find the tomato tape in the freezer

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I shaved it down to 35, gotta have those 10 minutes of barking at nothing

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha more like being worth more than property

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could give a 45 minutes presentation on why imo dogs deserve more rights. Or at least worth more than property (in my state)

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 7

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am an American and I agree. I know we're all shit at driving including me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in Carmel, Indiana and the only bad part about roundabouts is the people that don't know how to use it, which apparently is everyone.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great work baby legs and regular legs

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought from 2011 to 2017 it'd just be Skyrim

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't have a 1000 to blow on microtransactions and I don't have 1000 hours to blow on grinding, so... too rich for my blood

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not for the store. They got another COD

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't even use mods for GTA, but i know when somethings wrong

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't have to get gold. I haven't had gold for years and I hardly notice any difference. Netflix still works and so do games

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0