MoonMoon89

1096669 pts · December 1, 2019


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He was already burning the country to the ground BEFORE the war...

11 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, TECHNICALLY... he is celebrating the death of someone on his own side.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How DARE the Democrats not stop the Republicans from breaking the law! /s

3 days ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 2

"Why would they ever do that?!?" "For the story to happen." "Oh, okay, that makes sense..."

3 days ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

It is telling me that folder already exists... /s

3 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"Oh the huge manatees!"

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1

3 days ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Are the productive talks in the room with us right now?

3 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

"I think so, Brain... but how does that work with hooves? I mean, physically, I just don't see it..."

4 days ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Trump had the problematic parts of Columbus's journals to him, and felt he was a Trump kind of person...

4 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

"Convenience Fee" my foot! How convenient is it for you to take my money? Maybe I need to be charging YOU a convenience fee...

4 days ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 1

Without streaks, is he streaking?

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks all okie doki doki to me!

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

aka: "Tax the rat farms."

4 days ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I dunno, but next time I have to call into work sick, I'm quoting this entire passage.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If ANYONE says BOO to those that cheer when he is laid to rest, keep this tweet handy and show him as much respect as he showed others.

5 days ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

5 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I'm sure Trump will be respectful to the passing of a fellow republican... oh who am I kidding? I'm sure he will respond with all of the class he shows on a daily basis.

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He is out standing in his field...

5 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Here I am again, as lively as a kitten, though I’ve had the distemper cruel bad to be sure; but I’m a tough customer, and not easily knocked off my legs, as you knows. I thought I was cooked once though…
—The Era (London, Eng.), 13 Feb. 1848

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5 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

That's because some of the stolen money is earmarked for "political donations". The problem isn't that you are stealing $1000, the problem is you aren't bribing the right officials with it. /s

5 days ago | Likes 205 Dislikes 0

Every control of a car is an accelerator.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soooooo much this. My name is very close to a song, and I worked retail for a while. My manager would always sing that song into the paging system to call me to the desk.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think the conveyor belt would have any effect, as the wheels are just there to reduce friction, not to provide acceleration. The jet engines provide acceleration, and the air across the wings provide lift.

5 days ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

Now we need this to the tune of "Because I Got High".

6 days ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

Is being anti-Nazi against Fox's ethical standards now?

1 week ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Our gas just jumped up 50 cents a gallon. I filled up at the last station that hadn't raised it yet.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you read this though? He wasn't a "good one" he just had a line of "too incompetent" that Trump crossed.

1 week ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

What do you MEAN?!? Iran has been two weeks from NUKLUAR missiles for 37 YEARS! We didn't start the war we just started, but dang it, we're going to be finished by it! /s /s /s

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0