6163 pts ยท November 25, 2012
oricsharp.tumblr.com - I'm an aspiring writer, but...getting discouraged. Look if you want. Don't if you don't. Leave feedback, I guess. I find it difficult to get worked up enough to be committal at the moment. Sorry.
It's hell on the back and not really all that fun.
Plot twist: OP is Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
Has somebody made the rock a downvote yet? They should do that.
What's next, Harlem Flop videos?
Why yes, the joke did miss me.
Oh, that's beautiful.
I think I'd probably appreciate this more if it wasn't reposted all the time. We get it, Nordic countries, you're better, fuck off.
I think that might just be him at the beach or something. Not sure if it's from a movie or anything.
Yep. Jason Momoa.
holy shit it works
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. Or not.
Doctor Devil. ... Well, alrighty then.
I attached a system of pulleys to my light switch so I could turn the lights on/off from my bed, once.
For the next day. Then a New Adventure begins.
*Lumbar, Mr. President.
...I hate to be 'that guy,' but he couldn't reach his butt to wipe it anyway.
...what happens when it poops?
This is how my kittens and their mother get from under the bed to on top of it. All the time. And then run over my and my girlfriend's head.
...Girl #2 (Reading is fun!) is reading her book upside-down.
Had somebody once invite themself to a party they -thought- I was throwing. That ended well.
I find it fucking creepy that her face never moves. At all. Like plastic or something.
"DogGuyInCatWorld." Sorry, bud.
Santa can't drink -that- much milk.
Goddammit, Coulson.
Random, but...it kind of bugs me that she looks fifteen, and has what looks like an engagement ring on. Just sayin'.
That's actually a badass name for an adorable cat.
TIL: Girls or boobs are animals. I'm not sure which, but I'm sure enjoying looking.
...Roof porn? What?
...mine always just ignore me.
Confession Money. That's new.
It's hell on the back and not really all that fun.
Plot twist: OP is Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
Has somebody made the rock a downvote yet? They should do that.
What's next, Harlem Flop videos?
Why yes, the joke did miss me.
Oh, that's beautiful.
I think I'd probably appreciate this more if it wasn't reposted all the time. We get it, Nordic countries, you're better, fuck off.
I think that might just be him at the beach or something. Not sure if it's from a movie or anything.
Yep. Jason Momoa.
holy shit it works
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. Or not.
Doctor Devil. ... Well, alrighty then.
I attached a system of pulleys to my light switch so I could turn the lights on/off from my bed, once.
For the next day. Then a New Adventure begins.
*Lumbar, Mr. President.
...I hate to be 'that guy,' but he couldn't reach his butt to wipe it anyway.
...what happens when it poops?
This is how my kittens and their mother get from under the bed to on top of it. All the time. And then run over my and my girlfriend's head.
...Girl #2 (Reading is fun!) is reading her book upside-down.
Had somebody once invite themself to a party they -thought- I was throwing. That ended well.
I find it fucking creepy that her face never moves. At all. Like plastic or something.
"DogGuyInCatWorld." Sorry, bud.
Santa can't drink -that- much milk.
Goddammit, Coulson.
Random, but...it kind of bugs me that she looks fifteen, and has what looks like an engagement ring on. Just sayin'.
That's actually a badass name for an adorable cat.
TIL: Girls or boobs are animals. I'm not sure which, but I'm sure enjoying looking.
...Roof porn? What?
...mine always just ignore me.
Confession Money. That's new.