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Nov 22, 2013 12:42 AM
TheOneTrueQueen
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LocutusOfBored
I bet his son's name is "Lil' Ass Kicker".
emirii614
When I was small I got a completely black kitten and named it Kittyblack. I like to think I was the toddler version of captain obvious.
FedexPanda
I NEED A LINK TO THIS INTERVIEW....for reasons....
draicus
My cat Trips Me on the Way to the Bathroom in the Middle of the Night is very jealous.
alltheboops
my ovaries.
raphnix
Thus, his real personality is in character when he named Baby Judith "Little Ass Kicker".
acampb14
Or he was honoring his son's personality at the time, or both of theirs. That would be progeny for you.
tommies12
Dammit Norman Reedus, you're amazing!
villainorhero
Sauce please?
TheyCallMeTheHiphopopotamusIgotFlowsThatGlowLikePhosphorous
http://www.themijachronicles.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sauce_1.jpg
darthro
cool
JasonAbbadon
That's a great dad, right there.
LazorMuffins
I didn't need panties this morning anyways...
shouldhavemadebetterlifechoices
cool story, bro
docbrownstolemyplutonium
If this doesn't make it to the front page I don't know what will
TheLemongrabs
Emma Watson, Jennifer Lawrence...Tom...Hiddleston...
ralthiel
At one point, I almost named a cat Visa. Because he was everywhere you want to be.
SkippingDisc
Lil' asskicker
CausticSkeleton
Don't let Rocco near that cat!
lozeldatkm
I'm glad someone said it. I was going to if no one had.
playthatrecordbackwards
IS IT DEAD?!
trioxin83
sugar3
I'LL SHOOT MYSELF IN THE HEAD, IF YOU CAN TELL ME THAT CATS NAME!
shooter45
GO AHEAD, MAKE ME LAUGH, FUNNY MAN!
playthatrecordbackwards
"I'll have a Coke."
lightningirl12
Is he doing a photo shoot with his cat?
Flinkle
Yes. Yes he is.
EveryCommentIs140CharactersExceptMaybeThisOne
Norman Reedus is seriously the epitome of a fuckin chill lookin dude. i wanna share a pint with him
Waaahmbulance
He has a kid?...welp, time to give up on life
DeMacshack
I have a man crush for him
iraqlobsta
this makes me moist
ItsACardiganButThanksForNoticing
A child I can deal with, but a wife is trickier. PLEASE DON'T BE MARRIED (yes it makes a difference okay)
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
I'm a part of the wife spying whst you do on imgur committee and I've reported you. Have a wonderful weekend.
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
*what
YouWereEatenByAGrue
He's not, but that little boy's name is Mingus. Interesting factoid after relieving you.
fitlex
He must be a Charles Mingus fan because no one would think that's a good name by mistake http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU_RxWXijz0
YouWereEatenByAGrue
Well he IS an excellent musician.
MotherofMrFace
He's not married... but the Mother of his son is Helena Christensen...
Misformanatee
Googled. Does she even smile?
pontiacgirl75
black cats need more love, they are one of the best cats out there! I have one named Gypsy and she's awesome! even loves belly rubs
ilikeburningthings
I have a black cat and I can confirm this. His name is Sebastian. likes belly rubs too
pontiacgirl75
Awesome that you have a black cat too! I love his name btw!
flergnerg
my bagpipe teacher has a black cat. its super nice and often interrupts lessons by coming to my face for attention they are awesome cats 1/2
pontiacgirl75
Couldn't agree more! I find that all black cats are so nice! and for you learning the bagpipes, AWESOME! lol
flergnerg
but not adopted often because black cats are seen as "bad luck" when i get my own house i fear i will have like 8 black cats :D
pontiacgirl75
good for you! get as many black cats as possible! :)
BubblesLovesKitties
Sauce?
Rokkitgrrl
TheyCallMeTheHiphopopotamusIgotFlowsThatGlowLikePhosphorous
http://www.themijachronicles.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sauce_1.jpg
BubblesLovesKitties
You must be popular on the playground
Misformanatee
You have saddened me, and I like it.
MoonManIronHand
That's actually a badass name for an adorable cat.
holyglamgrenade
we had a cat named No Nut Ninja.
QuaaaidStartTheReactor
https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/q71/969238_10151738645898119_731280626_n.jpg oh he knows
totallyawesomesweetalabamaliquidsnake
Nothing to do with their names, but we have 3 black cats. We collectively refer to them as the unholy army.
Braveemink
The chaos beasts
pandxa
I think Lil' Asskicker might have been slightly better.
WholeGrainWaffle
*Lil'Asslicker
RedneckBudha
I love you.
overgrad
Let's call it Carol
gmoney88
Too soon
bobafugginfett
Caroooollll! That kills people!
sherbetty
why does the 'l' at the end of carol look extra short wtf my brain
notsureofanything
Why is it that on TV all the characters named Carol are either fat or a whore?
Cadaverific
CORROOOL!
AntonCrowley
A STREETWALKER!
Cadaverific
A STREETWALKER CORROOOL!!
thechalange
But then it will never be seen again.
xtrangeloop
Cheryl?
magfish
Cheryl???
FG360
What'd you say about me muther!
RachieHill
My husband and I are laughing so hard we're crying. The comments are always funnier than OP
Blinny
Or "whitey" just to confuse everyone
MAxellHouse
or blackey to make it racist.
limved
Don't call it Carol. Carol was left all alone!
Xanatoast
Call it...Eileen.
GamerTits
sweetpeasoup
"Hello, Carol."
FG360
What'd you say about me muther!
DirtyOldTowne
My name is Carol. No one else is Carol (under 40).
notsureofanything
Im a Carol and Im 21! Are you named after a grandma as well?
DirtyOldTowne
I am named after an auntie. We must find all the Carols!
impulsearrested
Looks like a Carlos to me.
slaptastic
Get your shit together, Carol!!!
Fire2box
Coooorl
Mrgorsh
KURRUUULLL U KANT SHUT PPL, IT KILS THEM
Melanisia
As in Lewis Carroll?
MAxellHouse
eeeeeeeesh....
althanan
Y'know, I've always wanted to name a cat Cheshire...
Keekenox
I shit you.not, I have two black cats, one is named "BC" for "Black Cat" and the other is named "Martin" for Martin Luther.
Proudfoots
Martin Luther? That's a helluva odd person to name a cat after. Lol. Pretty interesting though
Keekenox
Martin Luther King Jr... You kno, Cuz black cat. Don't ask... My crazy Canadian friend told me to do it. I always obey Canadians.
Proudfoots
OHHHHHHHHH!!!! I thought you were referring to Martin Luther (the guy King was named after) as in the protestant reformation Luther...lol
BeingaLawyerHadBetterBeAw3some
I just like him better and better. Hope he makes it to the end in the walking dead!
SerialKitten666
Him and Glen. Maybe Carl. That's all I want. Oh, and Michon would be cool, too.
BeingaLawyerHadBetterBeAw3some
For me it's 1.Daryl 2.Rick. But I've started to like Carl much better in the newer seasons. Glen is a good guy as well. I'm so glad-spoiler-
BeingaLawyerHadBetterBeAw3some
that they killed off shane, lori and andrea. But I like the ones we got left now ;)
ProfessorBootySlap
I'm so sorry
KissMeImPretendingToBeIrish
I'm a dedicated fan but if they kill him off I will be done with the show, couldn't keep watching it without him!
Chillbroswagins
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/A_jUBnICUAA6tWL.png:large
BeingaLawyerHadBetterBeAw3some
Agreed!
thecheech
Names should always express the character of an animal or individual. Shed your skin brethren, take up your true identities. -mtdewchipspot!
Flyndaran
Imnotautisticwhydoeseveryonekeepsayingthat?
femalegarthfromwaynesworld
FEMALEVERSIONOFGARTHOFWAYNE'SWORLD!
MadJackMcJack
Sitsonhisarse
PepsiFluxX
Done and done.
PhilosophicalGinger
From this day forth I shall be PretentiousTamponhead!
tremonti
SometimesDecentBotLaner.
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Burnedouttwentysomething
DirtyHobo
GATOR
BoldFacedUsername
Do you play shit?
DirtyHobo
GATOR NEVAH BEEN ABOUT PLAYIN NO SHIT
Foobermaximus
Pessimaster Buttface, pronounced butt-fa-say
ForeverTyrone
My name? Uh.. uh... Pea... Uh... Tear.... Griffin. Yeah yeah, Peter Griffin. Aw crap...
Granolaclusters
Can't decide if I am The Night, or if I am Iron Man...
EverythingITouchHasAProbabilityToExplode
Time bomb?
dumpur
Bottled Rage
ILoveYourCatMoreThanYouDo
Let it be known I shall henceforth be called Lady Bitchface McFurcoveredclothes!!!!
makethingsbetter
Honey, I didn't know you had an Imgur account.
Courtjester95
The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter, it isn't just one of your holiday games
IWatchedMyDadCryAsHeCutUpOnionsIMissOnionsSheWasAGoodDog
Sir Idontknowwhatimdoing
Mitya
Melora Bitterbust .. a dark, bitter woman with dem tay-tays.
HnngRightInTheFeels
I named my black cat Catzilla. When he was a kitten he'd fight golden retrievers. I had him for 16 years and he died a month ago. BFF.
thecheech
sorry for your loss. i just got 2 little girl gatos, hopefully ill have them for 16 years
ianorsomething
Just call me Insecurity McIrrationalparanoia!
FrenchDragon
Is it me or everyone in here is trying to discover their true name :o ? KEEP IT FOR YOU GUYS, THEY CAN CONTROLE YOUR LIFE WITH IT !
hidingfromtheinternet
Like Moon Moon?
IAmNoTreeIAmAnEnt
This kinda reminds me of Stargirl.
wandergeist
I am CommentsOnImgur
thatget1
"she who runs like deer who's been shot in the butt with arrow" --indian name we gave a friend. I'm thinking mine should be SQUIRREL.
thatonehungarianguy
vodkasleephangover!
arrowhead507
Have you seen the arrow?
jenw
That's why my cats nickname is Dummy-Dumb
twostepsfromlost
Procrastinating fapmachine.
Nerdfightergirl
Your username. I love.
Fugitoid
put that on a birthday card
TrexHUGS
I too would like to claim this name. A duel perhaps would settle the debate!
TrexHUGS
But I'm too tired... Maybe tomorrow after a good fap
TyrionLannisterTheImp
I think you win.
YouMightGetIdeas
I shall take the winner in duel! Tomorrow of course.
Momof2needsabreak
Madame Popsoutkids Nosleepnoplay
rufusjonz
Probably true for humans too.
agustofwind
introvertedbiochemist
underpantswizard
My cat's name is Catrick.
furryknickers
Ms. No-filter Historycakes
thecheech
that sounds intelligently delicious
slipperpimp
usuallymildlystoned
thecheech
step up your game then!
slipperpimp
yeah, i was going to, but then i got stoned and forgot
thecheech
i did the same thing. what are we talking about?
slipperpimp
i dunno, wanna toke?
anomaly23
Yeah if anyone ever wants a little black cat, check your local shelters. Apparently black cats are much less likely to be adopted.
maybeidowantants
Unfortunately some people still think they're bad luck. Where I volunteer black cats have their adoption waived during October/Halloween.
ADDGirl
I was born on Friday the 13th. I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious. I'll take ALL the black cats.
mercemay
all i've ever had were black cats....they have each quite literally walked right up to my door....and well, ya can't say no then
SerialKitten666
Near my area, via petfinder.com, out of about 70,000 cats, 15,000 are the completely black kitties, they have the highest # in each
SerialKitten666
of the short/medium/long haired categories. Each hair length has 6 categories a piece. Black & White is also high and also Tuxedo :(
GeoffreyStJohn
I dont understand this, black cats look adorable and grumpy.
schwiftyschwa
My two black cats had a discount adoption fee because they were sisters and were to be adopted together, but no one wanted black cats. :(
Sugarcrotch
i find this hard to believe black cats are adorable, unlike their human counterparts /s
blyp
SUGARCROTCH BEHAVE
Sugarcrotch
ADDGirl
I will never understand this. Everyone can keep their white smash-faced cats, give me a tiny panther any day.
ChrissiWit
Tis true, ppl don't want them. We have two black cats and they are fabulous :)
thelittlestofbears
That's insane! I have a little black cat and she's absolutely perfect! I was lucky to find her in the shelter :)
snugglelove
I volunteered with a shelter that actually had to take the black cats away for almost all of September and October. People would try 1/2
snugglelove
to kill any black cats during that time period.
yarfyarf
Really? Why so?
Adnarime
Superstitions. Many places will also not adopt them out close to Halloween... Ppl kill them.
yarfyarf
Wow, crazy. Stuff like that has never even crossed my mind. Thought the black cat superstition was well outdated.
Adnarime
You would think. My 1st kitten was grey, my bday is 20Oct. We had to wait. SE TN, couldn't get white, grey, or black.
MisterBunny
That's racist
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ElleWoodsIRL
Mine too! We bell-trained our dogs, and the cat caught on, so no more litter box. He also drools when he's happy and loves tummy rubs.
blyp
Haha same! Actually ours comes home when we whistle - have no clue how we taught him that one though
blyp
Actually he reminds me of Toothless from httyd a lot!
FlyingTigerRose
I read that not long ago. Something about pet hair more noticeable because of color. I had 3 solid black, at one time. Rescues, all.
eeeeeagle
I guess people are still very superstitious. I always wanted a black cat because I always wanted one like Thackery Binx. Thanks Disney
tategamipride
Biiiiiiiinnnnxxxxx!
Bambiebunnie
I call my black cat Thackery Binx all the time, and he just looks at me confused cause his name's actually Mogwai :p
ian9outof10
My sister-in-law fosters cats, and this is true. We're going to get a cat, so I'm going to try and get a black one to choose us.
blyp
Nonono they don't chose you, you smother and they accept.
HowComeDespiteTheFact
I had a black cat once, he used to sleep on my black computer chair, I have lost count how many times I sat on him.
FlyingTigerRose
I lose my cat Ty on my black chair. I keep a small white hand towel there, now, and I always see him. His name is Tyrone Purrer.
Bricklemeyer
I have a black dog that I sometimes lose in shadows. If I get up from the couch for a minute she'll move into my spot and I'll sit on her :/
Sugarcrotch
did he tear you a new one?
HowComeDespiteTheFact
He just squeaked and ran off.
Zodi
you're a potato.
Sugarcrotch
aweeee :X