Monstromax

546 pts ยท June 1, 2015


Monstromax is a sentient being found primarily on Earth and possibly on Venus. Monstromax is most often found roaming the area of Southern Ontario, Canada, occasionally offering humans labour in exchange for money. Monstromax will most often react to human contact positively and behave sociably when approached. Monstromax's presence is detectable without equipment in concentrations of 150 PPM or greater. ...Oh, and he also enjoys himself some dank memes.

Your mom should be top comment imo

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I understand that they are highly illogical.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It depends. For some sources blue is ideal, but in shots focused on people it can be less precise due to lower contrast with the skin.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Watch your tongue son, you're sounding' like a commie!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#29 "OH NO THEY'RE TRAPPED IN THERE"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it was Sausage Party too until you mentioned this. Now I remember that commercial and it's disturbing me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I remember getting this for the novelty as a kid, but I quickly realized how weird and pointless it was.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy crap. It's going to be impossible to parody American politics for at least the next 4 years

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The nutella makes it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

--helps, but that's my input.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

-- little comfort right now for those in mourning, but it does give hope that those who have died are not lost forever. Don't know if this--

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

I don't know your religious beliefs if any, but I believe in a God who is infinite in mercy and has won salvation for us all. It may be --

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

I had no idea this user existed, but now that I do, I don't think I can live without them.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Well this can't possibly get worse... Well NOW it can't get any worse... Okay, but surely now...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was my first thought also. I wanted to reach out and stop them, but all I could do was watch the inevitable.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My Dad was worried that this would start WWIII. I remember being anxious, but it took about a year or more for it to really sink in.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

everyone together and explained that the USA had been attacked, that they and our parents would be there to help us with questions. (3)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I went home for lunch and my Mom was upset and warned me that the TV would be nothing but bad news. That afternoon my teachers got (2)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was 10 and in grade 5. In the morning a kid in my class said a plane had flown into a building in the states but I didn't believe him (1)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're thinking of /b/tards

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is from a cameo. Someone should remake it with a better quality video.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is what happens when you hire David Lynch to direct the video of your son's birthday party.

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

I think he meant the jury prosecuting the guy who killed the rapist, and that they should have been less strict with him.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I, too, was 12 years old once.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello from Ontario, Canada!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0