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Jun 6, 2017 8:57 PM
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fitnessjen1992
What kind of a shitty pizza is that
franticallysearchingmybutthole
SAAAAAME. I actually kept my old uniform for Halloween. I'll show em who's the pizza slut
TheOneThatGotBanned
I would eat her pizza
rockinjoey
MeowAlert
I've seen Lady Gaga in a lot of weird shit. Didn't know she was also a Pizza Slut.
vahnn
I dated a real pizza slut. Who worked at Pizza Hut. She was/is (probably still) great. Ohhhh, so great.
italyball
Soo..... Halloween or roleplay outfit?
legalwolf
So is the slut the person who answers the door for the pizza, or the one who delivers the pizza?
QuadrumanousCuddler
Hey baby, you hot and ready? Cuz I got five dollars
ChiefenDeezNutz
Pizza slut you are my sex vixen..
naughtyrev
Fan of the sausage, are you?
shenannegans
Death metal pizzzaaaaaaa
superheavydeathmetal
\m/
sarahlyzzibeth
Worked for Pizza Hut in high school. We dared a girl to answer the phone "thanks for calling Penis Hut." many laughs were had.
IronicUsername
I feel like that logo definitely infringes on Pizza Hut's trademark.
kirmokum
we're a culture, not a costume. this is who i am and this is NOT ok.
Maldraek
So, uhh...what toppings you like?
canibFrank
But where, oh where will we hide this pepperoni?
McDiggi
Better Pizza, better sluts, Call me Papa John's
delilahviolet
FreddyPhish
Broadway2
That's one deep dish
Russianinvestigation
Would u like to go out for pizza and sex?
SuperTacticalSandwich
No one out pizzas the slut
inverseCosinePadawanmeme
Pizza the slut is going to order out for you!
d0o0o0d
ZachPutland
Oh boy that's a triple pepperoni pizza alright
BillNyesHugePenis
It's...breathtaking
Skittleballs
My gf used to bake pizza in a pub when she was a student. crowded kitchen, small oven, lots of stress. Uncovered skin is NOT a good idea.
xmaneds
safety first
Merhabi
how bad? and grease or oven?
Skittleballs
Oven. It was a tiny oven and everybody was falling over everybody else. So. Many. Burns.
apparentlysethrogen
Does the smell of the pizza on her turn you on? It's turning me on.
Skittleballs
Every day we stray further from God's light.
apparentlysethrogen
It's not about the destination, it's how you get there
BiznessNY
What are you making pizza in?
HeavenOrHellLetsRock
Her oven.
apparentlysethrogen
thesuaveITguy
a sausage pizza, in her overn.
HeavenOrHellLetsRock
thecheckisinthemail
thewetdog
This makes me feel funny...
IPostIDieIPostAGAIN
Gives a new meaning to eating out
steam1218
is that pizza the hut's Gf?
Tyraniccus
ElonMusksEvilTwin
"Take off my pepperoni Rodney."
OurLordAndSaviorGabeNewell
PompKnight
Great, now I'm hungry AND horny. Thanks a lot. =/
JazzRat3013
Girtouh
I've heard that standing like that is PRETTY DAMN BAD for a dogs back. Not sure if its true though... someone who knows animals her who do?
thecheckisinthemail
Omg dude wtf
Gouiya
My dick is confused.
thecheckisinthemail
Well, you better lend a hand.
TheHaloFollower
Man sausage party was fucked
tonksl
Yes that shit was crazy
docmandoo
It's actually from a gum commercial, which makes it even worse
Monstromax
I thought it was Sausage Party too until you mentioned this. Now I remember that commercial and it's disturbing me.
JeremyBeadlesStrongerHand
So, is the pizza not included?
Sheldonian
Aww man!
HectorSequeira
Asking the real questions
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
If the pizza isn't included what's the fucking point?
DoctorSnakebeast
You have to provide your own sausage.
IMAXandCLIMAXX
BananaLovingBastard
d0o0o0d
MillenialJesus
Why don't you just tell the delivery boy to stab you in the heart?
d0o0o0d
Death By Pepperoni, man.