MonsterNotWar

1290 pts ยท January 16, 2017


More roars, less wars

Even those jeans look like a mortgage

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The amount of commitment that went into the original is the reason why it will always be better than any of the new movies.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

These annoy me to no end.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Call Me Carson is one of the unsung heroes of YouTube

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If I were a kid on that bus, I'd be having the absolute time of my life.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some see it as morally correct to be the bigger person, but if you want MY opinion, it's more fun to be evil.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most adults shouldn't even buy motorbikes.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

If I had one, it'd be called Love Killer...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the wide words of Randy Marsh: I'm not having a glass of wine I'm having 6. It's called a tasting and its classy!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I actually thought you weren't wearing pants for a moment

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you don't think these kinds of selfies are the most absolute gorgeous ones, then we cant breath the same air.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My sister. PM me, I'll send you the deats

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me sneaking away with my slice of pie while the family breaks out into a fight over who took a chunk from the middle.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone pull that seal onto the boat and give him a beer to take the edge off!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Where do they make these and how many can I get in exchange for every penny I'm worth?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I skip the wholesome memes simply because, in the wise words of our Overlord and Destroyer, Skeletor, "I am not nice."

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Goddammit Noel

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm way below average short person height and even I think that bed is too small.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When my dad caught me with weed, he took it and kept it for himself...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was a competitive gymnast from age 3 to 16... if I tried to do a cartwheel now, I'd probably break every bone in my body.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One that's got alcohol in it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All moneys should be scratch and sniff like Canada's

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If there was one thing about me I could change physically, it would be my hair. I've always thought red hair was beautiful.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I like to imagine that if America and Canada went to war, Canada would send their mounted police to the front to release angry geese.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Do you want some lightly fried fish filets?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like how it says "symptoms can include sleepiness"...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/3-kKwxMR-5U great news! I found the shark video

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This remedy also works for toe fungus

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0