MonkeyWithHose

3220 pts ยท August 21, 2015


I like to waste my time at work browsing this stupid website. User Sub > Front Page. If you get this to FP I won't care. WHERE is the save button!? kjsdf sdkjhskjdf sdlhfsdf

I'm actually so mad at myself for using the wrong 'your' that you should downvote me, and I can only think of insults for myself. Dammit.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want to make a "you're Mom" joke so badly right now

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a cool tree?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every single one of them for me, and I went to public school in Florida...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hope he's at the next monster truck show

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvoted for the moon shoes and also other reasons

2 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 4

I didn't know they had cute little kids. I thought they were just annoying.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jimmy from Quiznos?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Latin. That strange language is Latin. My cousin has has a PhD in Latin and she is a Latin professor.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a current live audio engineer, I do this all the f'n time when a singer asks for more vocal in the monitor.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scott Sanborn fucks.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Emergency F.A.P.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also stapled a map of the city to the headliner of my car, so I could just tilt my head back to read it.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those are strange looking frogs.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He just said that he wants to be Ghost Rider

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's actually about 1 in every 1,000,000 people shot per day here.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm usually converting that the other way.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yet, somebody still managed to steal 6 of them

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watching this makes my back hurt

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do they live?!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm a sound guy and he played my bar, got to work with him directly and he's coming back in couple months. He is truly a great dude.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Are you the manager for West Ham?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you had gone commando you would still have one bend left

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most of your exes will get married. Is she pregnant and happy after dumping you because you wanted kids and she didn't? That's when it hurts

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I originally though you meant that I should have written "A Ode to a Good Boy" and I got mad at the bad English. But now I see your point.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wish I had any

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0