ThaylorHarmor
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#eggs #expensive #keypad
Jan 29, 2023 3:14 PM
ThaylorHarmor
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#eggs #expensive #keypad
BrockEffingSamson
"Hi, lock picking lawyer here, and today we're looking at a headrest...."
Bilhan
Got omlette.
FrogBotherer
AmbroseWolfinger
Wait, so you put all your eggs in one headrest?
galapas
So…this is how the other half lives?
HoneyBadgersAreBadAsses
in a collision you get scrambled eggs
BonafideHomicide
Now that's a good egg joke
HoneyBadgersAreBadAsses
eggcellent
DreadPirateJaceMangrove
Zestykitten
I love how certain parts of the US are like "what's everyones problem my eggs cost me $3 yesterday!" They're price gouging us, y'all
Zestykitten
Bird flu has always existed and have had effect on eggs before. Prices never skyrocketed the way they currently have
GlenL
Ah yes, let's replace the thing your head will slam into in a crash with a safe #smart
cecooo
That's from a company called "The Headrest Safe Co." so you can hide your guns in your car while you are at the store or something. Murica!
iamlegendinjapan
They do weird things because guns aren't allowed on social platforms
justplainvanilla
thedudeman519
I've been poisoned by my constituents
wlfman
I need LPL to weigh in here - this seems hilariously useless as far as security is concerned
jamesx
wouldn't that crush the back of your skull in an accident?
InconspicuousUnicorn
Eggspensive
chefchris357
Thankfully I got a hook up on farm fresh eggs from my neighbor. $2 a dozen for chicken, $3 for duck. They're egg-cellent! Couldn't resist
cooplander
Your eggs will need a partner
cdub77
CoeurFranc
In the driver headrest.
Doismellbacon
I knew it! Could smell it from here!
TheOblibop
So a car crash resulting in 2 dozen eggs blasting through your skull? I always knew I'd die that way.
ghsdkgb
The eggs in the safe aren't the hazard in that case. It's the safe.
ispendtomuchtimehere
yeah, more room for guns in America
somnif
Ooooooh. My first thought was drug dealer stash spot. Guns safe makes more sense. It's sad that it makes more sense.
ispendtomuchtimehere
ya, shiity
EpsteinsWeenieHutJuniors
It's literally a gun safe and no one that carries a gun is gonna use it. It's the worst design
ispendtomuchtimehere
yup, shitty, isn't it?
bigbadabooooooooooooooooom
Yeah, way too visible and impractical. Under car seat, glove box, trunk or door panels is more practical.
CompletelyUniqueUsername
This, but unironically.
ispendtomuchtimehere
shitty, huh?
SavageDrums
Reminder: the largest egg company in the USA has had record sales and profit during this "shortage"
secondtalon
I'm not saying they aren't gouging, but they have been losing chickens.
FelixTheAnimator
They always say millions of chickens have been culled but never mention it as the percentage of total population.
secondtalon
10% of the total US population, which will hit some areas harder. I don't know if anyone's lost their entire flock.
FelixTheAnimator
I heard it was less than 5% but that might be out of date. Still, it's just not enough for a price increase over 250%.
FelixTheAnimator
And I'm not saying the *farmers* are doing the price gouging, I'm saying there's price gouging between the farmer & the shelf.
SXSam
What if you get into an eggcident? The risk is uneggceptable!
HumbabaEpic2
You might crack your head.
Muunk
Yeah, take it over easy.
Muunk
Stop eggsaggerating.
CanadaDryGingerMale
Eggsactly
RandomDude42
dad, please stop!
TheDisembodiedFloatingHeadOfEdwardGRobinson
This person's times must be very trying.
FoxAffair
Don't head rests come right off? This doesn't strike me as the best place to hide stuff in a car.
ttibbPlanetKing
It locks in the inside of the seat. It can't be removed.
GoliathSkittles
a) you'd have to know this was there to begin with and b) I assume it's for a gun, so it's more "don't let kids get to it" than "store my >
GoliathSkittles
< jewellery in there"
Slash0mega
why bother picking a safe's lock when you can just take the whole thing with you?
DWandRFaremyspiritbeings
Has oneway metal clips. You can only remove the headrest from within the safe. Would be easier to unbolt the seat entirely than rip it out.
FoxAffair
Makes sense.
IrrelevantHandle
Or take bolt cutters to the headrest... prongs/bars. Whatever, usually they're made out of chinesium.
imnotimpressed
Headrests are detachable
DWandRFaremyspiritbeings
Has oneway metal clips. You can only remove the headrest from within the safe. Would be easier to unbolt the seat entirely than rip it out.
cuttlefishsticks
I mean, other than that we all just saw this video, would you really think to steal a headrest if you were breaking into a car?
Retronyx
If you knew a particular model had a safe in the headrest then maybe? Not sure if this is custom or OEM though? Could see Merc doing this.
frosss
If it's oem I would hope they would have thought about making it not removable. Unless it has to be?
TheJuiceLoosener
If I were a burglar, I'd know. #burglarlife
Illpostcheese
I mean I buy my eggs at a farm for about $3. Hasn't been a problem.
frosss
I got 18 for $3 at the grocery store yesterday. Also hasn't been a problem.
Astramancer
Each? Not bad!
Illpostcheese
Dozen and a half.
IrrelevantHandle
Illpostcheese
I got the joke, but it's fucking rich asshats that are pushing these lies. And unfortunately, it's working.
commentsivehadafew
OptimisticSchrodinger
That’s how much that gun safe he’s keeping them in costs
twentydollarbanana
Maybe [checks username] $20 in this economy
ZOMGNO
You're an egg. +1, I was amused
MeatyMouthfeel
hitdog42
He'll yeah, borther
lgnoramus
❤️
liltortatree
?
Legrooveth
Eggspensive! It was right there! What are you people even doing with your lives...
LariCheltsy
?
Bimbo5
“OMG who did this ??”
Bubbells
Is that Redkurtian? Is he still alive? Kind of thought the dude was either dead or no longer making art.
FelixTheAnimator
There's some completely artificial price gouging going on that's what.
creamyt
Prices are going up for legit reasons (massive avian flu epidemic, inflation), but yes, price gouging on TOP of that using those as cover.
FelixTheAnimator
Excuses. They always say the number of birds that have been culled but never mention that it's less than 5% of the total pop.
owlstretcher
Hey, first time seeing one of mine reposted. Woo!
MeatyMouthfeel
I've used it a few times. Thanks, friend.
r4nt
?
BigTex1
[relevant emoticon]
BatsArentBugs
[absurd overreaction to bandwagon antics showing the person is either 12 or 72 years old]
iamdeadlol
[relevant emoticon in response to your emoticon]
PineappleLoopsBroether
Ooh Tex, they haven’t been called that for over a decade now +1
LariCheltsy
Takes me back to the ICQ days
stonetemplefox05
Bit of a contradictory statement if you ask me.
PineappleLoopsBroether
If you want to explain how that is so… I will read your comment…
stonetemplefox05
Because emoticons aren't relevant.
BigTex1
I think I may be behind the times or something. Guess I better go check MySpace and get up to speed on the social media scene.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Yeah get up in them internets
BigTex1
All up in those internet guts. Might play some flash games later, idk.
TatsuhikoShido
I think it's the next weird shopping hoax. My local target sells eggs for $3. Publix is $6-8, but they're usually overpriced.
sunyudai
The basic white dozen eggs here is $4.29, but a dozen of the free range/cage free are still the same price at $2.99 here. Just confusing.
tlvolga
I was able to get a dozen for a little over $1 before ?
frosss
Yeah, just bought a 18 pack for $2.99 maybe it's a regional thing?
servingmytimeinusersub
2.99 at our store. But we limit you to 4 cartons
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
In Utah a dozen of the generic store brand was $5.79 yesterday. Ended up getting free range because they were somehow a dollar less
MrWolfwood
Alaska, we have almost all stores $6-10. Really wish this was a "hoax"
LarvaLamp
Yeah, but avocadoes are like $5 each there. Alaska food prices are insane.
MrWolfwood
what? I spend $5 and get a bag of them
LarvaLamp
Huh. I just took an Alaskan cruise and the tour guides wouldn't stop talking about this exact case. Is it possible they were pandering to >
PineappleLoopsBroether
Yep. It’s artificial. Greedy bastards.
secondtalon
It should be normal again in a few years. They had to kill off a lot of chickens due to bird flu.
secondtalon
"Should" being the key word, of course.
PowerToAllThePeople
It won't be, they will try to make it the new norm the same as what the gas/fuel industry is has done.
KittyApocalypse
Here in TX a dozen large eggs walmart brand were 88cents a few years ago now the are $4.23
Goldensands
If it's still something you think and not something you know then you haven't been paying attention the last couple of decades+
TalkingSnake
Some people have serious misunderstanding as to what the headrest in a car is for.
rhmrcScifiBandit
Eggsactly
YoSamiteSam
"Thimg that keeps your neck from snapping off completely when you crash this hyundai" doesn't sound as nice.
GlenL
Using your egg safe to crack your skull like an egg
jdregius92
It's not called a headrest its a head restraint and they are or safety not comfort.
Praethius
You mispelled "eggrest" - easy mistake, no harm done
Germhole
Passenger head rest? Might not give a shit who's sitting in that seat, only the driver and his eggs matter right now.
igoslow
Ah the comment i was looking for.
somnif
https://www.theheadrestsafe.com/ Obviously. (oh god why is this a thing)
L0rdinquisit0r
breaking your neck as they are always set below neck height when I go in their Cars and raise a stink If i try to adjust for comfort.
SomeHippy
Drugs......I mean umm.... uhh...
TalkingSnake
GuyFromDeathValley
Its a eggrest now
Harryteeters
MaybeIllDisappear
Eggheads?
Dunothar
Eggsactly@
DMSledge
Aren't they for hurting my shoulders?
TalkingSnake
Hello fellow tall person. If you can, try out a Subaru Forester next time you shop for a car.
DMSledge
I'm not actually super tall, I'm just mostly torso. I will check it out when the time comes, although it would be nice to go electric
billyrayvirus
Eggs, duh.
keraos
It's true. Almost no one has an egg safe these days, offering them little protection against eggjacking.
catherinecc
Idk, have you seen the fucking price of eggs lately
Grillparzer
An eggscalating crime.
keraos
Culminating in charges of GTE
keraos
(Grand Theft Egg)
DaveSamsonite
It’s for sex.
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TalkingSnake
She’s my favorite evil.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
For resting the head, yes?
SciencePetsComputers
helps prevent/mitigate whiplash. I actually keep my head touching the headrest when driving except during headchecks. it probably has 1/2
SciencePetsComputers
saved me from a whiplash injury when I got rear ended. 2/2
ryushi5
Restraining the head. It's an abbreviation by the original creator: Volvo.
batmanbumantics
Nope. First thing my driver instructor taught me, it's to protect your head in a crash, not a rest. It was a trick question
MyharothS
Also for breaking a window.
TalkingSnake
For slamming your noggin into during an accident.
itsallaboutthecones
Well now you can have scrambled eggs with a side of tbi.
AmbroseWolfinger
Fast asleep!
TalkingSnake
Gonna sleep real well in that after a collision.
ghsdkgb
Agreed. This is a very unsafe safe.
ShiftingPattern
If the frame of the seat has been heavily modified (as is likely) it's not unsafe. It's likely a car modified for protective services work.
DWandRFaremyspiritbeings
It's not. These literally just replace the stock headrest. Saw an ad for them this morning on trucku.
ShiftingPattern
Oh, in that case, jfc this is a great way to decapitate yourself. Also, that is the easiest to steal "safe" ever made.
DWandRFaremyspiritbeings
Has oneway metal clips. You can only remove the headrest from within the safe. Would be easier to unbolt the seat entirely than rip it out.
VodkaReindeer
I disagree. Looks like there is enough padding for the distance I'd want my head to move in an accident.
misterpipe
Fr what do these people thing a headrest does ??
DMSledge
hurts my shoulders
Mmbear
It is definitely 100% meant to be for a gun. Given the size, location and thumbprint access. Super dumb none the less.
ghsdkgb
So it's an unsafe gunsafe
Jaybird0520
It exactly is. TGC News reviewed it and came to the conclusion that it was about as useful as tits on a boar, with the added bonus to boot
weerdo
Tits on a boar you say... that.. that sounds intriguing
Emuc64
"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"
LarvaLamp
Little boarlings would find boar tits quite useful.
MrJDMSupra
Boar is a male pig.
Coolmikefromcanada
correct me if i'm wrong but car headrests come off
Monstargh
Yea but they designed to support the head and neck in a crash, filling that foam space with a metal box is just asking to crack your egg
Coolmikefromcanada
you're saying its a bad headrest, i'm saying its a bad safe, it fails in both things it trys to do
Immutablespellingderp
No, people get it. This is Imgur, cant flash firearms on here without mods being mods.
powwerbottom
5TUP1D
There's no reason to flash firearms on here, and if you feel there is maybe you're the type who shouldn't have them.
TalkingSnake
Also gun nuts can't seem to shake the image of gun nuts shooting people with guns.
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
Why don't you read the fucking comment again and stop jerking off over your perceived persecution.
StillAKidAtHeart
StillAKidAtHeart
Nichols3
Moooooooooooooods
Kamchatkah
How in the fuck did you get from eggs and headrests to your overcompensating via gun love?
Jaybird0520
It is absolutely a (bad) gun safe for your car (that breaks so many rules about firearms safety), but mainly because "He'S a ViCtIm"
MelfsAcidArrow
Guns are only used to destroy things
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Like nazis? I’m OK with that.
SomeGuyWhoSometimesComments
Many guns are used to create food.
MelfsAcidArrow
By destroying the creature they are used against. Unless you mean “eating lead” in some way
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Wouldn’t really create but it would help with scarcity. Problem is that the wrong people would probably be eating the bullet.
zenoshogun
What about nailguns? I'm pretty sure they are used to create things.
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
And railguns, they just make things disappear.
MelfsAcidArrow
A nail gun destroys what it hits, but the nail holds things together
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
This is like a zen koan.
CoeurFranc
So fed up of Americans obsessed about firearms.
StewedTomaters
Don't assume that the loudest common denominator represents all of us. You don't notice people acting normally.
Azzyryth
As an American, so am I
frankmanhattan
I'm a gun loving Kansan (Central USA). My firearms are locked up tight. To all opposed to firearms, or opposed to interest in them, have...
frankmanhattan
...you ever shot a gun? Safely at a range with a safety officer present?
StewedTomaters
Question: have you ever done fentanyl? Like, with a trained medical professional around? (You probably have).
Froggie243
We're fed up with gun people. Just constantly substituting any semblance of a personality or critical thought with gun humping. Insufferable
OptimisticSchrodinger
Same questions and arguments from ammosexuals as always…
CoeurFranc
The point is that there shouldn’t be any interest to own or shot guns. The problem is in a culture that pretends it’s normal.
StewedTomaters
I like how these arguments are always "what are you, scared?" From people who can't fathom feeling safe in contexts where they're not around
Hebbelille
That's the issue in my opinion. Most don't store their guns safely. If they did toddler incidents wouldn't be a thing.