MonkeyWithAPun

33328 pts · December 19, 2012


This is my public profile. I should write something about myself.

#18 to be fair, it's already immediately clear what they're up to.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Table tennis tennis?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sir, this is a Wendys

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Some people have a very quiet space between their ears. It took me a long time to understand that not everyone makes the same connections.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

GD it. Take my upvote.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"A fool and his money are soon parted"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

28yo, reading "You know you have ADHD when..." jokes, and it all started sounding very relatable to me. Guess what.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ah, yes, the sphincter of deliciousness

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FWIW, the students are fine. It's their parents who have the probelm.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I think I'm paying more than that for insurance, with a long clean driving record

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They could have worded it better. It uses 3x 1.5V batteries, so 4.5V total. You can be sure that's not what's at the business end though.

4 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

I think I sprained something clicking the upvote arrow

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are very few people whom I've ever wished ill upon, but Mitch is on the list

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who hasn't?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2021 isn't headed out before delivering a few more kicks to the ribs

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I feel like this is a metaphor for the state of my mental health

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read that as "full of excrement", and was like, not anymore

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"responsible gun owners"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Most are also venomous. It IS Australia after all.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ₜₕᵢₛ ᵢₛ ₛₚₐᵣₜₐ!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She looks like she remembers when it was formed

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is NOT a heartwarming story

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"made an error" is a funny euphemism for "got caught lying"

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

What he's missing in limbs, he makes up for in FPS

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are usually loaded into a spring loaded device, but the actual lancets are small replaceable cartridges

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just west of Evergreen, approaching the Chief Hosa exit.

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0