The randomest of dumps #1 of...
You're confusing patriotism and nationalism
'Merica
Nothing rhymes with orange
It's not a typo
Liberty
A thesaurus for Kellyanne
I was like this as a kid
American Vacation
Just saying Hi...
Trying to lose some weight, but it's not always easy
Its my cake day
...and thats the story of why I'm no longer allowed to do home repairs
MRW I make eye contact with an attractive woman
Do she got a booty?
Are you feeling it now, Mr Crabs?
The front page sure has changed since the NSFW wars
Raise your kids right
This seems relevant again
A summation of my entire life
MFW she finally screams "STOP!"
RIP Paul Walker