Model506

1889 pts ยท December 9, 2013


I shitpost habitually. That's it that's all you need to know about me

Don't think I don't know that look. That gecko is going to bite me so hard.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ey ebrybuddy who wants to go to ihob :D

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was native american but also complete bullshit and not real

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

No saturday is toad because HEEEE'S THE BEST. AHAHAHOOHAAHAAGH

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A frog won't jump out of the pot if you boil it slowly enough and also turn their brains into scrambled eggs.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

But you did eat bugs and stick your fingers up your butt until you were told not to. Among other characteristic apelike behaviors.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Probably smelly too.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HAIRY SEX TENTACLES

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Remember when screen savers existed to keep burn in from happening? I had almost forgotten.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not going to the beach to get a date you can stare at my paunch all you want.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But... But why does the varia suit protect you from heat then?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The shoulder pads are cooling units

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Toothspaste

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ayo fam gimme summadat TEETHPASTE!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This pretty accuratley sums up my feelings on weddings.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A young Adolf Hitler evades time traveling assassins (1917)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OH shit what?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They weren't calling for help, you just weren't a murder target for that day. Consider yourself lucky.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Firefighters don't fuck around. If I ever have to get a team together to go back to the middle ages I'm taking one.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thats the most sicknasty gnarlyradical shit i've seen all day.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Woah damn that weathered paintjob is sick. Good work OP.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have never been more interested in watching Dragonball.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember when Krillin was introduced as superior to Goku?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really like that desert one actually. Your work is really good OP.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This would be made even better if they screamed as they came in foot first and wrestled them around. "YOU MATTER, PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU!"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I probably would have laughed so hard I fell over.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do they use N20 for photoshoots? To cool the crazy lights or something?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I always loved the idea of raising pets being how most necromancers start their craft as children.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0